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The Best Episodes of Dirty Jobs Season 5

Every episode of Dirty Jobs Season 5 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Dirty Jobs Season 5!

Host and everyman Mike Rowe gets the grimy scoop on downright nasty occupations.
Genres:RealityComedy
Network:Discovery
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23
Avg. Rating
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Season 5 Ratings Summary

"Bologna Maker" is the best rated episode of "Dirty Jobs" season 5. It scored 7.2/10 based on 26 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 1/6/2009. This episode is rated 0.1 points higher than the second-best, "Abandoned Mine Plugger".

  • Bologna Maker
    7.2/10(26)

    #1 - Bologna Maker

    Season 5 Episode 1

    Aired 1/6/2009

    Mike heads to Pennsylvania and tries his hand at making bologna and then goes to Alaska to repair a very special toilet.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Abandoned Mine Plugger
    7.1/10(27)

    #2 - Abandoned Mine Plugger

    Season 5 Episode 2

    Aired 1/13/2009

    Mike travels to Ohio to check on the Common Tern population and then he finds himself in Northern California plugging an abandoned mineshaft.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Animal Rendering
    7.1/10(32)

    #3 - Animal Rendering

    Season 5 Episode 3

    Aired 1/20/2009

    Mike takes a trip to the La Brea Tar Pits in Los Angeles to find out about the important work being done in Pit 91. Then Mike travels north where he learns about rendering and discovers how much of a farm animal can be recycled.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Goose Down Plucker
    7.9/10(34)

    #4 - Goose Down Plucker

    Season 5 Episode 4

    Aired 1/27/2009

    Mike heads to Meridian, California to find out what it takes to harvest walnuts. Then he spends some time in Tulelake where he learns how to make goose down pillows and comforters.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Diaper Cleaner
    7.0/10(29)

    #5 - Diaper Cleaner

    Season 5 Episode 5

    Aired 2/3/2009

    Mike journeys to Queen Creek, Arizona to press olives into oil and then heads to Sacramento, California to clean dirty diapers.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Spider Pharm
    6.8/10(26)

    #6 - Spider Pharm

    Season 5 Episode 6

    Aired 2/10/2009

    Mike ventures to Payette, Idaho to learn how to make high quality bird food. Then he heads to Yarnell, Arizona to collect spiders from the desert to milk them for their venom.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Locomotive Builder
    7.3/10(30)

    #7 - Locomotive Builder

    Season 5 Episode 7

    Aired 2/17/2009

    Mike heads to MotivePower in Boise, Idaho to build and restore locomotives for his 200th dirty job.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • 200 Jobs Look-Back
    7.4/10(24)

    #8 - 200 Jobs Look-Back

    Season 5 Episode 8

    Aired 2/24/2009

    Mike takes a look back at his previous jobs, toughest co-workers, and his ongoing encounters with dirt and poo. With additional footage from "Skull Cleaner" and "Turkey Inseminator"

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Mike's Day Off
    6.6/10(19)

    #9 - Mike's Day Off

    Season 5 Episode 9

    Aired 3/3/2009

    Mike takes the day off to get a physical examination, leaving Executive Producers Eddie Barbini and Craig Piligian to host the show: servicing porta-potties and making custom-fabricated alloy wheels for Boyd Coddington Wheels

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Sled Dog Breeder
    7.2/10(30)

    #10 - Sled Dog Breeder

    Season 5 Episode 10

    Aired 4/12/2009

    Breeding and training Alaskan Huskies as sled dogs with Martin Buser; revisit of dirty jobs in Alaska: Bird ringing common terns and Canadian geese ("Abandoned Mine Plugger"), fishing and processing of fish ("Floating Fish Factory"), cleaning up diesel spill in Dutch Harbor, Alaska ("Ice Salvage Crew"), incinerating toilet cleaner ("Bologna Maker"). The mail bag portion was taped at the Soo Locks on the floor of the MacArthur Lock in front of the upstream bulkheads.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Mattress Recycler
    6.9/10(29)

    #11 - Mattress Recycler

    Season 5 Episode 11

    Aired 10/6/2009

    Mike finds out what happens to old mattresses after people throw them out.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • High-Rise Window Washer
    7.7/10(41)

    #12 - High-Rise Window Washer

    Season 5 Episode 12

    Aired 10/13/2009

    High-rise window washer, viewer mail: brine tank cleaner (Shark Reef at Mandalay Bay)

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Toilet Crusher
    6.7/10(32)

    #13 - Toilet Crusher

    Season 5 Episode 13

    Aired 10/20/2009

    Toilet Crusher & alligator snapping turtle researcher

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Camel Rancher
    7.3/10(26)

    #14 - Camel Rancher

    Season 5 Episode 14

    Aired 10/27/2009

    Mike works at the country's only Dromedary camel dairy.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Tofu Maker
    6.7/10(31)

    #15 - Tofu Maker

    Season 5 Episode 15

    Aired 11/3/2009

    Mike recycles computers before heading to Hawaii to make tofu.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Glass Maker
    6.4/10(29)

    #16 - Glass Maker

    Season 5 Episode 16

    Aired 11/10/2009

    Mike goes to Jonesboro, Arkansas to perform dung beetle research. Then he heads to Williamstown, West Virginia to try his hand at making glass art.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Rocky Reach Dam
    6.6/10(25)

    #17 - Rocky Reach Dam

    Season 5 Episode 17

    Aired 11/17/2009

    Mike journeys to Wenatchee, Washington to help maintain a hydroelectric dam. Then he explores a fish bypass system where he catches and tags fish and winds up wading through a pool of fish poop.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Safety Third
    6.9/10(24)

    #18 - Safety Third

    Season 5 Episode 18

    Aired 11/24/2009

    Mike reflects back on his more hazardous apprenticeships and makes a case for safety.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Reindeer Farm
    6.6/10(30)

    #19 - Reindeer Farm

    Season 5 Episode 19

    Aired 12/1/2009

    Mike goes to Kentucky to try his hand at shrink-wrapping a houseboat. Then he heads off to Palmer, Alaska to spend a day working at a reindeer farm.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Marble Maker
    6.8/10(30)

    #20 - Marble Maker

    Season 5 Episode 20

    Aired 12/8/2009

    Mike goes to Hawaii to learn how to make dirt shirts at The Original Dirt Shirt Company. Then he heads off to Reno, Ohio to learn how to make marbles.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Fireworks Technician
    6.9/10(25)

    #21 - Fireworks Technician

    Season 5 Episode 21

    Aired 12/15/2009

    Mike becomes a specialty fireworks technician in Addison, Pa. and then helps examine a cow with a hole in its stomach at Arkansas State University.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Worm Grunter
    7.1/10(27)

    #22 - Worm Grunter

    Season 5 Episode 22

    Aired 12/22/2009

    Mike goes to Florida to harvest clams at the Alligator Harbor Aquatic Preserve and later attempt to worm-grunt in the Apalachicola National Forest.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Maple Syrup Maker
    6.9/10(26)

    #23 - Maple Syrup Maker

    Season 5 Episode 23

    Aired 12/29/2009

    Mike travels to San Francisco to participate in the messy process of paint bulking. Then he heads to Wagner's Sugar Camp in Pennsylvania to spend the day making delicious maple syrup the old-fashioned way.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A