Every season of Dirty Laundry ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best seasons of Dirty Laundry!

Sam Reich, Katie Marovitch, Jacob Wysocki, and Raphael Chestang kick off Dirty Laundry with a bang.

Who Shot a Softcore Porn?

Ally Beardsley, Krystina Arielle, Ele Woods, and Oscar Montoya go off the rails.

Who Used To Regularly Poop on the Roof?

Jess Clemons, Brian David Gilbert, Ify Nwadiwe and Jess Ross drink Manhattans...and other fluids.

Who Drank Breast Milk as an Adult?

Brennan, Trapp, Amy Vorpahl and Paul Roballino drink mezcal Negronis. (Brennan drinks a coffee)

Who Stayed Up for 81 Hours?

Carlos Luna, Bex Taylor-Klaus, Blu del Barrio, and Erika Ishii debate the existence of ghosts.

Who Hid $20,000 Inside a Bowflex?

Becca, Rekha, Izzy, and Sephie drink Pina coladas and show ass.

Who Got Railed on The Hood Of Their Car In Front of a Police Station?

Here are all the moments left on the cutting room floor from season 1 of Dirty Laundry!

Dirty Laundry Season 1: Cut For Time

Vic, Raphael, Ryan, and Carolyn drink beachcombers while pestering Lily for points.

Who Committed Libel against Reese Witherspoon?

Aabria, Surena, Omar, and Danielle drink orange wine and egg creams and show off their rap skills.

Who Used To Sell Drugs?

Betsy, Travis, John, and Mano drink jageritas and get plenty of zoom-ins.

Whose Family Van Got Stolen and Blown Up?

Ify, Ashleigh, Cody and Kalilah drink martinis and compare feet.

Who Had Covid-Compliant Sex?

Tao, Janie, Alyssa, and Luke drink campari spritzes while also trying to find some love.

Who Was Almost Institutionalized for Claiming to See Angels?

Anna, Rashawn, Chris, and Shukri drink fish house punch and discover how well-traveled they all are.

Who Threw a Solo Wedding for Themselves?

D.J., Christine, Dana, and Anna drink bacon maple chocolate old fashioneds while a Dirty Laundry first occurs.

Who Got Arrested in the Middle of Their English Class?

Lilan, Dylan, Dhruv, and Fumi drink micheladas and try to figure out who's a bro and who's a nerd.

Who Fully Pissed Themselves Onstage?

Zeke, Chris, Jiavani, and Ross drink celery margaritas and j'accuse each other.

Who Was Almost Attacked By a Mob of Middle-Aged British People?

Josh, Milana, Sandeep, and Elaine drink spiked apple ciders and cringe at their past instant messenger usernames.

Who Called in a Favor From a Sitting Governor?

Josh, Vianai, Chase, and Jordan drink chipotle brown derbies and discuss why water polo players are the weirdest athletes.

Who Ate an Entire Container of Makeup?

Demi, Teresa, Raiza, and Jon drink highballs and show off their tattoos.

Who Had to Join a Union Because of Their Ass?

Zac, Ally, Katie, and Patrick drink a Grant Likes to Smoke and try to climb the set.

Who Threw Pretzels at a Couple Having Sex?

Liam, Anjali, Sam, and Aabria drink sidecars while an O'brien-off occurs.

Who Got High and Reenacted a Concert Using Eggs?

Drag queen superstars Katya, Jujubee, Alaska, and Monét drink some Queen's Punch and talk about weird YouTube dives.

Who Came Out to Their High School Girlfriend Via Jesus Christ?

Jacquis, Brett, Shakira, and Lisa drink Rusty Nails and throw things at Grant.

Who Got Stung in the Crotch by a Jellyfish?

Fiona, Kassem, Vanessa, and Gina drink passion fruit margaritas and know each other too well.

Who Watched a Woman Pump Breast Milk While Snorting Cocaine?

Eli, Anna, Heather, and Claudio drink frozen mudslides and show off their calves.

Who Was Found Naked in a Hallway by a Drug Dealer?

Erika, Desmond, Hector, and Whitney drink paper planes and learn fun facts from Grant

Who Is an Honorary Member at a Sex Club?

Dropout producers Ebony, David, Kyle and Chloe drink egg nog and try not to violate code of conduct.

Who Went to a War Criminal's Birthday?

Persephone, Johnny, Mica, and Matthew drink Dark 'N' Stormys and sing some showtunes.

Who Blamed Their Sex Noises on a Videogame?

Beth, Anthony, Will, and Alice drink the Last Word and try to see who's the least lame virgin.

Who Bugged Someone's Car to Catch Them Cheating?

Kendahl, Michael, Sarah, and Dylan drink mai tais and get very dramatic.

Who Sent a Mean Email to a Famous Comedian as a Middle Schooler?

Jess, Oscar, Paul, and Kimia drink Old Pals while their spider senses tingle.

Who Has an Active Warrant Out For Their Arrest?

Rekha, Jordan, Sam, and Ify drink Grant's Cure and try to out host one another.

Who Had Standing Permission to Steal From a Store?

Survivor icons Cirie, Ethan, Natalie, and Parvati drink a rum swizzle and metagame too hard.

Who Was Part of a Ritual to Ward Off Evil Spirits?

Smosh members Shayne, Spencer, Tommy, and Amanda drink Bloody Marys and share childhood memories.

Who Wrote a Short Story That Seriously Disturbed a Teacher?

Drag queens Naomi Smalls, Kim Chi, Yvie Oddly, and Meatball drink Cosmopolitans and elevate to greatness.

Who Missed a Flight Because They Were at an Orgy?

Siobhan, Adam, Trapp, and Caldwell drink a ramos gin fizz and nerd out.

Who Got Hit By a CollegeHumor Fan?

Smosh members Angela, Chanse, Arasha, and Noah drink blackthorns and learn some valuable lessons.

Whose House Was Raided on Suspicions of Terrorism?

Thrill seekers Michelle, Sam, Ben, and Adam drink garibaldis and discuss their phobias.

Whose Suitcase Exploded?

Carl, Pallavi, Ruha, and Priscilla drink Remember the Maine and keep it green.

Whose Family Punished Them With a Scary Mask?

Jess, Anna, Geoff, and Jeremy drink a 20th Century and rank superpowers.

Who Almost Went to Jail Because of a Forgetful Woman?

Disney Channel alums Raviv, Davida, Daniel, and Andy drink Pink Squirrels and reminisce about the past.

Who Got Arrested and Detained at Disneyland?

Amy, Krystina, Becca, and Jasmine drink porn star martinis and blow each others minds.

Who Was Implicated in a Prank Call Scandal?

The cast of Star Trek: Lower Decks drink batida de milho verdes and discuss scatological humor.

Who Almost Killed Harrison Ford?

Izzy, Emily, Danielle, and Siobhan drink algonquins and team up against each other.

Who Got Yelled at by a Real Housewife?

Team StarKid members Jon, Lauren, James, and Mariah drink coconut espresso martinis and rate their theater kid energy.

Who Hooked Up with Someone They Met on the Plane?

Maame-Yaa Aforo, Hannah Pilkes, Caitlin Reilly, & Corin Wells drink Grant’s Peach and cause some drama.

Who Got Sued by McDonald’s?

Paul, Aparna, Kulap, and Reggie drink grasshoppers and try not to be suspicious.

Who Stole Fire Extinguishers From a Hotel?

Host Lily Du gathers together four guests to tell secrets, guess who they belong to, and enjoy a few drinks.

The Best Seasons of Dirty Laundry

The Best Seasons of Dirty Laundry

Season 1

Season 2

Season 3

Season 4

Season 5