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Season 1
NaN/100 votesLoading...ACTUALLY USEFUL INTERNET ACRONYMS
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 1/3/2013
The interwebs are full of useless acronyms. I mean "LOL" ? Really? Well, ol' Doofy has a few brilliant ideas for some REALLY GOOD ones that EVERYONE should be using. Seriously, by next week I want to see #RIHNIHTWGIMHF trending on Twitter.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...I CAN HAZ CAT PICTURES?
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 1/4/2013
The internet is full of cats. I'm not sure why. I'm also not sure why they insist on terrible grammar and spelling practices, but I'm convinced that it is bad for the children of America. LISTEN UP SHEEPLE, IT'S TIME TO STAND UP TO THE INTERNET CAT CONSPIRACY.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...‘CALL ME MAYBE’ IS NOT CRAZY!
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 1/10/2013
I've got a bone to pick with Carly Rae Jepsen and her endlessly catchy song "Call Me Maybe." I mean, everyone likes the song, okay, but has anyone actually ever stopped to REALLY THINK about the lyrics? No? Sounds like a job for Doof!
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NaN/100 votesLoading...ONE DIRECTION: MOST LITERAL BAND NAME EVER
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 1/16/2013
I have just one question for One Direction: what came first, the band name or the hair style? Seriously, I'm looking at you Harry Styles...
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NaN/100 votesLoading...GANGNAM STYLE OR "OPEN QUANTUM STYLE" I'M NOT SURE
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 1/22/2013
Hey guys, has anyone heard of this awesome song OPEN QUANTUM STYLE? I think it's going to be a hit!!! Some people insist it's spelled "Gangnam Style" but I'm pretty sure they are totally wrong.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...HONEY BOO BOO, BACON AND THE APOCALYPSE
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 1/30/2013
There are two things people are obsessed with that I don't understand: bacon and Honey Boo Boo. OK, well I understand the bacon...
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NaN/100 votesLoading...INSTAGRAM BREAKFAST CEREAL
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 2/14/2013
I'M BACK MINIONS! Yesterday, my daughter Vanessa introduced me to something called "INSTAGRAM" and I'm already convinced it is pretty much the worst thing ever! Here's why you should too…
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NaN/100 votesLoading...THE DOOF REPLIES
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 2/21/2013
So for this episode I decided to do things a little differently and reply to a few of my favorite comments. Prepare to have your minds blown, internet minions, because the Doof is about to reply to YOU. Well, maybe not "YOU" personally unless you're like one of the 4 people who I specifically responded to... I mean "YOU" in a more general sense -- but, wait -- you know what nevermind, you get the point.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...THE CRUEL JOKE THAT IS 'PLATYPUS DAY'
Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 2/28/2013
So in further confirmation of my personal suspicion that THE UNIVERSE HATES ME this episode is dedicated to my dear nemesis Perry the Platypus. Because in the long list of things that deserve to be celebrated, secret agent platipi really rank up there above evil scientists. Wait, is that right? Platipi? Or is it platypuses? Platypieces? Hmm. Seriously I'm gonna go look that up, otherwise it's going to bug me for the rest of the day.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...DR. DOOF VS. INTERNET MYSTERIES
Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 3/7/2013
The interwebs are full of all kinds of weird unknowns that people just ignore. Well, NO LONGER, in this groundbreaking exposé I'm going to tear the lid right off the internet crazy bin and reveal to you those dark questions that everyone is afraid to ask! PREPARE TO BE AMAZED AND EXCITED... or just confused.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...IT'S PI DAY SO HERE ARE SOME NUMBERS
Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 3/14/2013
HAPPY PI DAY. But seriously... First a platypus gets a day, now an irrational mathematical construct gets one too? BUT I DON'T? What gives!
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NaN/100 votesLoading...GOATS YELLING LIKE HUMANS YELLING LIKE DOOF
Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 3/28/2013
What's up with all these yelling goat videos? And more importantly, why are they totally hilarious? I dive into these and other burning existential questions in this weeks episode!
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NaN/100 votesLoading...HARLEM SHAKE, JEFF GORDON, AND DIETS THAT MAKE NO SENSE
Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 4/8/2013
So what do the Harlem Shake, Jeff Gordon and fad diets all have in common? I have three words for you: Involuntary Dairy Discharge.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...THE DOOF IS DUE
Season 1 Episode 14 - Aired 5/17/2013
Okay, okay! I know i said i was only going to do 13 episodes, but I'm having wayyy too much fun. Anyways, I have a SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT to make that will totally shock, thrill and amaze you. Without saying too much, let me just tell you that I'm WAY OVERDUE for this…
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NaN/100 votesLoading...DOOF'S HAUL 2013: SWAG, CELEBS, AND MISERY
Season 1 Episode 15 - Aired 7/11/2013
I have discovered yet more evidence that modern civilization as we know it is over: HAUL VIDEOS. Hipster clothiers are the harbingers of the apocalypse.
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NaN/100 votesLoading...BABY BIEBER FEVER
Season 1 Episode 16 - Aired 7/18/2013
Listen up, internet! I have an announcement to make and it's SUPER IMPORTANT, so pay attention!
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