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Mike and a travel companion take on epic, long-distance travel challenges across continents using trains, ferries, and other public transport, all while racing against tight schedules.

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Downie Express Season 1 Episode 1 - I Took the Train from the Arctic to Africa
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    #1 - I Took the Train from the Arctic to Africa

    S1:E1

    Downie Express begins at the world's northernmost passenger rail station, deep within the Arctic Circle. From there, Mike and Jeff board the once-a-day southbound train, kicking off an epic trek toward Africa, however, they have one rule for this trip: they cannot leave a country until they've eaten the national dish.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Downie Express Season 1 Episode 2 - Riding the Struggle Bus
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    #2 - Riding the Struggle Bus

    S1:E2

    Downie Express takes an unexpected turn when Mike and Jeff encounter a series of train cancellations, delays and curveballs. The guys decide to make the most of the situation by visiting the world’s largest miniature railway and then come up with a new strategy to circumvent the railway chaos.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Downie Express Season 1 Episode 3 - Back on Track
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    #3 - Back on Track

    S1:E3

    Mike and Jeff eat waffles in Belgium and find themselves in a classic film in Paris, but Jeff has a big surprise up his sleeve.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Downie Express Season 1 Episode 4 - We Trained for This
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    #4 - We Trained for This

    S1:E4

    Mike and Jeff board a train to the southernmost station in Europe, chasing the last stretch of rails toward Africa.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Downie Express Season 2 Episode 1 - We took the TRAIN from Europe to Asia
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    #5 - We took the TRAIN from Europe to Asia

    S2:E1

    Starting at the western most train station in continental Europe, Mike and Jeff follow their phone’s directions to Asia.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Downie Express Season 2 Episode 2 - A Train in Spain Is Never Plain…
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    #6 - A Train in Spain Is Never Plain…

    S2:E2

    Spain shows Mike and Jeff that a model train can deliver cocktails and the biggest tourist attraction is a construction site.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Downie Express Season 2 Episode 3 - Navigating the Mediterranean
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    #7 - Navigating the Mediterranean

    S2:E3

    Following the Mediterranean coastline, Mike and Jeff get a glimpse at the life of the rich and famous.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Downie Express Season 2 Episode 4 - Italy Is Another World
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    #8 - Italy Is Another World

    S2:E4

    Mike discovers life in a city with no roads while Jeff struggles to stay awake.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Downie Express Season 2 Episode 5 - Eating Schnitzel but Hungary Is Next…
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    #9 - Eating Schnitzel but Hungary Is Next…

    S2:E5

    Mike and Jeff discover the importance of Schnitzel, then cross from Pest into Buda before discussing about Jeff's health.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Downie Express Season 2 Episode 6 - No Time for a BuchaREST This Close to the End…
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    #10 - No Time for a BuchaREST This Close to the End…

    S2:E6

    After a long journey across Europe, Mike and Jeff part ways, leaving Mike to get to Asia by himself in this final episode.

    Director:Unknown
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  11. Downie Express Season 3 Episode 1 - Episode 1
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    #11 - Episode 1

    S3:E1

    Mike and Seb begin their train journey from Bangkok to Bali and quickly discover this challenge will be harder than expected.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"I Took the Train from the Arctic to Africa" is the worst rated episode of "Downie Express". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 5/7/2025. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Riding the Struggle Bus".