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The Worst Episodes of Fat Actress

Every episode of Fat Actress ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Fat Actress!

Kirstie Alley's semi-autobiographical tale describes her struggles as a former television star with weight loss, getting roles, and finding love.
Genre:Comedy
Network:Showtime

Worst Episodes Summary

"Hold This" is the worst rated episode of "Fat Actress". It scored 6.7/10 based on 38 votes. Directed by N/A and written by Brenda Hampton, it aired on 4/18/2005. This episode scored 0.1 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Cry Baby McGuire".

  • Hold This
    6.7/1038 votes
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    #1 - Hold This

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 4/18/2005

    Kirstie tries to get a lucrative deal from NBC because she realizes that she is low on cash.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Brenda Hampton

  • Cry Baby McGuire
    6.8/1045 votes
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    #2 - Cry Baby McGuire

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 4/11/2005

    Merv Griffin arranges for Kirstie to meet one of his rich friends

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Brenda Hampton

  • Big Butts
    6.9/1054 votes
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    #3 - Big Butts

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 3/7/2005

    Kirstie Alley is at the end of her rope. After years of being on top, with a hit show in Cheers & Veronica's Closet, she has hit rock bottom because she is now fat - almost 300 pounds according to tabloids. Kirstie, desperate to rekindle the fame she once had off of Star magazine, requests a development meeting with Jeff Zucker for a project she has been thinking up. During this time of woe and anticipation for her, she seeks a man, and meets a ""big black guy"" who makes her feel needed and wanted. And even though her playmate works for NBC, Kirstie is rewarded with a development deal, so long as she loses a few pounds.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Brenda Hampton

  • The Koi Effect
    7.3/1042 votes
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    #4 - The Koi Effect

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 3/28/2005

    Kirstie tries a new diet theory and surrounds herself with small things.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Brenda Hampton

  • Charlie's Angels
    7.4/1041 votes
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    #5 - Charlie's Angels

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 3/14/2005

    One of the rumors regarding Kirstie's weight gain is that she is having a kid---with Kid Rock! Elsewhere, she is on a mission to land a role in Charlie's Angels III.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Brenda Hampton

  • Holy Lesbo Batman
    7.4/1046 votes
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    #6 - Holy Lesbo Batman

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 3/21/2005

    Kirstie's attempt to meet No Doubt lead singer Gwen Stefani lands her in jail, where she reconnects with an ex-boyfriend who has a surprise for her.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Brenda Hampton

  • Crack For Good
    7.8/1038 votes
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    #7 - Crack For Good

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 4/4/2005

    Kirstie's crackhead brother offers diet advice, and her dysfunctional parents intervene

    Director: N/A

    Writer: Brenda Hampton