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Footballers' Wives is a British television drama surrounding the fictional Premier League Association football club Earls Park F.C., its players, and their wives. It was broadcast on the ITV network from 8 January 2002 to

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    Footballers' Wives Season 1 Episode 2 - Take Each Game As It Comes
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    #1 - Take Each Game As It Comes

    S1:E2

    The Turners worry about their future when they are told that Frank, who remains in a coma, could recover. Ian doesn't want to know when Donna meets the child they gave up for adoption 10 years ago. Tanya catched Jason with Donna's sister, Marie, and learns that Marie was only showing an interest in Salvatore Biagi to make Jason Jealous! Kyle's stag night is as lively as ever, at which Ian is photographed enjoying himself rather too much with two lap-dancers. Chardonnay's hen night goes up in smoke..literally when a couple of drunken fans turn aggressive and cause a terrible accident - will her wedding now take place?!

    Director:Mike Adams
    Writers:Maureen Chadwick, Ann McManus

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  2. Footballers' Wives Season 1 Episode 3 - On The Ball
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    #2 - On The Ball

    S1:E3

    The day of Kyle and Chardonnay's wedding arrives, complete with a glossy magazine deal, and despite the burns Chardonnay received. Her happiness is spoiled, however, as she learns that the men who caused her injuries will not be charged! The adoptive mother of Ian and Donna Walmsley's son Daniel arrives distraught at the reception to tell them he is missing. Ian panics when the news about his secret son hits the headlines, but the Sparks' manager Stefan Hauser arranges for the club to assign a lawyer to start a custody battle on Ian and Donna's behalf. Tanya Turner starts to have nightmares about Frank Laslett , who still lies in a coma, and gets little support from Jason who is more interested in his affair with Donna's teenage sister Marie. And Donna is horrified when the Walmsleys' private lives make the papers yet again - this time, it's Ian's exploits with a couple of lap-dancers at Kyle's stag night

    Director:Paul Duane
    Writer:Liz Lake

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  3. Footballers' Wives Season 1 Episode 5 - All To Play For
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    #3 - All To Play For

    S1:E5

    Ian is back at home and is with Sal Biagi, at the request of the Stefan - much to Donna's annoyance. Tanya promises not to tell anyone of Nurse Dunkley's exploits, on condition that Nurse Dunkley persuades Frank's ex-wife and son to switch off Frank's life support...just as they're about to pull the plug, they get a nasty surprise! Jason is stopped by the police after he tries to force Sal's car off the road. Stefan makes it clear to Jason that he's on his last warning but persuades Sal to cover for his captain. Chardonnay sells the story of her ordeal to a newspaper in the hope of shaming her attackers, but the article does not turn out as she expected. Kyle spends an evening out flirting, as he is furious to see their private life all over the tabloids.

    Director:Laurence Moody
    Writer:Phil Ford

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  4. Footballers' Wives Season 1 Episode 6 - Winning The Double
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    #4 - Winning The Double

    S1:E6

    Jason demands to be put on the transfer list when Stefan decides to put him on the bench in favour of Sal...bored and lonely after being dropped from the team, he finds comfort in the arms of Kyle's mother Jackie. Chardonnay arranges a romantic break for herself and Ktle to aid their relationship. Sheena hangs around the training ground, hoping to meet Kyle again. Marie attempts to seduce Sal but is convinced that he's gay when he rejects her advances. Frank is slowly recovering, but has short-term memory loss and can't remember the night of the attack. Nurse Dunkley 'reminds' Frank of the affair that Tanya invented, but can Tanya keep lying?

    Director:Laurence Moody
    Writer:Jaden Clark

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  5. Footballers' Wives Season 1 Episode 7 - All Credit To The Lads
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    #5 - All Credit To The Lads

    S1:E7

    When Chardonnay faints at the gym, blood tests reveal that she is pregnant! After announcing their news to the press, Kyle is horrified to discover that he is not about to become proud dad, but in fact, a brother as the test results are those of Jackie! Jackie suggests to Kyle and Chardonay that they bring up the child as their own. Ian is made vice-captain but humiliates himself in his first match by getting sent off. Donna finds herself having a passionate encounter with Sal when she becomes irritated by Ian's obsession with his career! Kyle tell's Sheena, an obsessed fan, where his loyalties lie. Jason's hooks up with a new top agent, Hazel Bailey. Frank, persuaded by Tanya, has Jason reinstated in the team. Tanya has sex with Frank and he starts to have flashbacks about Nurse Dunkley!

    Director:Julie Edwards
    Writer:Jaden Clark

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  6. Footballers' Wives Season 1 Episode 8 - They Think It's All Over
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    #6 - They Think It's All Over

    S1:E8

    Chardonnay and Jackie persuade Kyle that the best thing for everyone would be for the young couple to adopt Jackie's baby. Kyle, however, has other things on his mind as Sheena won't take no for an answer. Annoyed at Tanya for flirting with Frank, Jason finds himself back in bed with Marie and promises to leave Tanya to be with her. Sal tells Donna he loves her. Holly is kidnapped when Marie is late picking her up from school - Sal uses his transfer fee to pay the ransom but Donna's distraught when Holly never appears at the arranged meeting point! Jason's new agent, Hazel, cooks up a plan to get Tanya out of her 'affair' with Frank, whilst protecting Jason's position with the team. She arranges for Jason to 'catch' Tanya and Frank together, but Jason loses his temper… which for Frank, brings back chilling memories of the night of his 'accident'...!

    Director:Julie Edwards
    Writer:Helen Childs

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  7. Footballers' Wives Season 2 Episode 1 - Just Can't Give Up
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    #7 - Just Can't Give Up

    S2:E1

    Five months have passed since the end of series 1...5 months of hell for Donna and Ian, whose daughter Holly is still missing. Tanya and Frank are in court...not because of Tanya's attack on Frank but because she claims he raped her! Jackie has had her baby in the States and is happily claiming that it's Kyle and Chardonnay's - how long will this act be successful as Jason is beginning to realise that it's his baby from his one night stand with Jackie. Tanya withdrew her allegations against Frank but nothijg happened because she convinced the court that he had mental problems. Ian faced being dropped from the team - especially when he left a game, without telling anyone, to follow a postman with a lead on his daughter's whereabouts...

    Director:Julie Edwards
    Writer:Liz Lake

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  8. Footballers' Wives Season 2 Episode 2 - The Ties That Bind
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    #8 - The Ties That Bind

    S2:E2

    Ian and Donna are overjoyed to have Holly home...but not so delighted when Stefan tells them that Ian is to be put on the transfer list! Jason has a chat with Jackie about the baby, that he now knows is his. Kyle is questioned by the police...as well as Chardonnay and the press... about the body in the pool - did he have an affair? - After some good work by Hazel though, he was given a full apology when it emerges that he didn't. Chardonnay catches Jackie breastfeeding the baby. After a night drinking with Hazel, Tanya wakes up in bed next to Hazel!...oh dear!

    Director:Julie Edwards
    Writer:Helen Childs

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  9. Footballers' Wives Season 2 Episode 3 - Go For the Overkill
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    #9 - Go For the Overkill

    S2:E3

    Jackie begins to search for a new home. Jason wants to be a father...but Tanya doesn't want kids! Tanya's cocaine habit is exposed to the public when she is arrested for possessing Class A drugs! Ian is devastated to learn that Donna has been having an affair with Sal, so leaves to stay in a hotel...where he has a drink and drugs cocktail...! The Pascoe's Christen their baby son and are surprised at the gift they receive from the Turners.

    Director:David Holroyd
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Footballers' Wives Season 2 Episode 4 - ...And In With the New
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    #10 - ...And In With the New

    S2:E4

    Ian tells Frank where to stick his contract and leaves Earl's Park FC for good. Jason and Jackie are determined to get back baby Paddy but differ in their planned tactics. Tanya is determined to 'win' her arguement with Jason and decides to sleep with Darius, the team's new 17 year-old recruit! Sal and Donna are surprised at how well Ian is taking his break-up. Tanya says on live TV that Jason is an impotent alcoholic! While Donna has second thoughts about her new life with Sal, Jason snatches baby Paddy from the Pascoe's!!

    Director:David Holroyd
    Writer:Liz Lake

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  11. Footballers' Wives Season 2 Episode 5 - A Change of Career?
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    #11 - A Change of Career?

    S2:E5

    Depressed and lonely after discovering that Donna has gone back to Ian, Sal falls into the arms of Fredrica...Stefan's daughter. Tanya worms her way back into the marital home, but even so, Jason treats her badly. Tanya's due in court for drugs offences...will she get sent to prison?! Jason manages to talk his way out of trouble with the Pascoe's and even persuades Kyle to let Jackie keep the baby for the time being. Tanya has another encounter with Darius. Jackie and Jason try to decide what to do about baby Paddy, but have more important things on their mind when he develops a fever.

    Director:Craig Lines
    Writer:Liz Lake

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  12. Footballers' Wives Season 2 Episode 6 - Facing the Truth
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    #12 - Facing the Truth

    S2:E6

    Jason and Jackie were told that since surgery wasn't an option for Paddy, they would have to wait to see how the situation unfolded. Jason nearly caught Tanya with Darius again, but then confided his terrible secret to her! Hazel told the Pascoe's that they would have to be seen with baby Paddy, in order to stop the suspicions of the press and later, at Sal's house, had to put up with a drunken Freddie pesterring her and Sal for a threesome!! Jason and Tanya decided to give their marriage another go. Archie, Stefan's right hand man, pestered Freddie for a date again. Tanya bribed the matron and then hired a double to do all her community service, but received a nasty surprise in the form of Nurse Janette Dunkley...the only person who knows the truth about what happened with Frank!...

    Director:Craig Lines
    Writer:Jaden Clark

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  13. Footballers' Wives Season 2 Episode 7 - Bitter Medicine
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    #13 - Bitter Medicine

    S2:E7

    Kyle finally loses his temper and so teaches Jason a lesson he won't forget in a hurry. Darius tells Tanya how he feels, but doesnt get the reaction he'd have expected. Jason thrills Tanya by telling her that he wants them to renew their wedding vows...but then gets cosy with Fredrica who is trying to make Sal jealous! The Turners hold a press conference to raise awareness of baby Paddy's condition. Jannette Dunkley's collaboration with Frank (using a hidden microphone) goes drastically wrong when Tanya says too much during their meal... but will Frank get the information he needs?!

    Director:Laurence Moody
    Writer:Jaden Clark

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  14. Footballers' Wives Season 2 Episode 8 - Fall From Grace
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    #14 - Fall From Grace

    S2:E8

    Freddie tries to make Sal jealous by going on a date with Jason. Kyle and Chardonnay try to make peace with Jason, but he refuses to cooperate, horrifying Jackie with his loathing for baby Paddy. Tanya is busy planning the ceremony to renew her wedding vows, but unplanned rows ruin the occasion. Jackie packs her bags and leaves, with baby Paddy. A secret from Freddie's past, involving Archie, is revealed. A drunken Jason falls...or rather is pushed off the roof...Is he dead?!...Who's responsible?!...

    Director:Laurence Moody
    Writer:Liz Lake

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  15. Footballers' Wives Season 3 Episode 1 - Series 3 - Episode 1
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    #15 - Series 3 - Episode 1

    S3:E1

    The deaths of Jason and Chardonnay hit Kyle hard. Three new players have been signed - northern whiz-kid Harley Lawson, Noah Alexander and international striker Conrad Gates. Tanya marries Frank Laslett but is soon smitten by bisexual adventurer Conrad. Jackie dates new manager Roger Webb, much to Kyle's disgust. Tanya and Conrad... become aquinted! Also, Jason's killer is revealed!

    Director:Jim Loach
    Writer:Liz Lake

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  16. Footballers' Wives Season 3 Episode 2 - Series 3 - Episode 2
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    #16 - Series 3 - Episode 2

    S3:E2

    Amber and Conrad find themselves at the mercy of a Triad gang demanding a huge sum of money. Harley's girlfriend Shannon joins him in London, but soon finds her face doesn't fit and pays a visit to a plastic surgeon. Tanya discovers Frank is broke, and soon sets her sights on Conrad - resulting in a catfight with Amber. Kyle seeks solace in gambling dens.

    Director:Laurence Moody
    Writer:Liz Lake

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  17. Footballers' Wives Season 3 Episode 3 - Series 3 - Episode 3
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    #17 - Series 3 - Episode 3

    S3:E3

    As Kyle lies in agony his future in the Premiership is also in doubt. Shannon is pleased with her nose job and turns her attention to her weight. Hazel wants to take over the club. Amber attempts to revive her flagging film career. Frank lays his future on the line with Tanya, who is more concerned about snagging Conrad from Amber.

    Director:Laurence Moody
    Writer:Liz Lake

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  18. Footballers' Wives Season 3 Episode 4 - Series 3 - Episode 4
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    #18 - Series 3 - Episode 4

    S3:E4

    Harley and Shannon prepare for their wedding, with Jordan as special guest and with coverage from Hello! magazine. Hazel takes charge at the club and makes her mark, reinstating Elaine as Kyle's physiotherapist. Tanya stumbles across a perfect plan to get rid of Frank.

    Director:Roberto Bangura
    Writer:Guy Picot

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  19. Footballers' Wives Season 3 Episode 6 - Series 3 - Episode 6
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    #19 - Series 3 - Episode 6

    S3:E6

    Frank has never felt fitter, and his renewed energy frustrates Tanya, who hoped he would fade fast under her harsh regime of Viagra and sex - will she succees? But she soon has other matters to occupy her time - her arch-enemy Amber has lied about the abduction and Tanya must prove it to Conrad. Kyle's gambling habit threatens to take over his life. Conrad finds out the truth about Amber, who herself begins to turn to dark magic for assistance!

    Director:Dominic Santana
    Writer:Liz Lake

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  20. Footballers' Wives Season 3 Episode 7 - Series 3 - Episode 7
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    #20 - Series 3 - Episode 7

    S3:E7

    Frank Laslett is dead and buried and Tanya just loves playing the glamorous widow, while living the high life off her hefty inheritance. Kyle wins back Elaine, but now has to break the news to Roger. Amber meets her agent, who has bad news for her - and she takes out her anger on Tanya. Noah's actions land him in trouble with Hazel.

    Director:Dominic Santana
    Writer:Liz Lake

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  21. Footballers' Wives Season 3 Episode 8 - Series 3 - Episode 8
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    #21 - Series 3 - Episode 8

    S3:E8

    Kyle's first day back at training looks doubtful when he arrives home bruised after a night of bare-knuckle boxing. Shannon has just had her lips done and Harley starts to despair. Tanya is furious as Amber appears to be winning her way back into Conrad's life - then she discovers that Noah is also a player for Conrad's affections!!

    Director:Julie Edwards
    Writer:Liz Lake

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  22. Footballers' Wives Season 3 Episode 9 - Series 3 - Episode 9
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    #22 - Series 3 - Episode 9

    S3:E9

    Conrad breaks the news of Amber's pregnancy to Tanya, landing a bitter blow as she is on a quest to secure Conrad for herself. Kyle has to deal with the police before stepping onto the pitch for one of the team's biggest games ever, while Noah finds himself on the subs bench.

    Director:Julie Edwards
    Writer:Harriet Warner

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  23. Footballers' Wives Season 4 Episode 1 - Series 4 - Episode 1
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    #23 - Series 4 - Episode 1

    S4:E1

    Roger takes the players to Spain for a 'bonding session', but will one player's shocking behavior with a girl called Katie cause legal and PR disasters for the entire team?, Meanwhile, the wives have a 'bonding session' of their own. Both Amber and Tanya gave birth to their babies, but Tanya hires a face from the past to do her devious work... will Amber get the upper hand? Harley and Shannon reconcile while Noah takes drastic action to 'cure' his homosexuality!

    Director:Laurence Moody
    Writer:Liz Lake

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  24. Footballers' Wives Season 4 Episode 2 - Series 4 - Episode 2
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    #24 - Series 4 - Episode 2

    S4:E2

    It's a sad day for Conrad and Amber as they bury their dead baby, and Tanya sheds a secret tear for the loss of her true son. Tanya and Conrad find a nanny for Troy - but why does she look so familiar?... Will Harley discover her ulterior motive before her scissors are let loose?! Roger and Jackie marry. Noah has joined a church group which promises to cure him of his homosexuality. Shannon offers to host Hazel's birthday party - but her attempts at cooking are a disaster until Antony Worrall Thompson saves the day!

    Director:Richard Signy
    Writer:Liz Lake

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  25. Footballers' Wives Season 4 Episode 3 - Series 4 - Episode 3
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    #25 - Series 4 - Episode 3

    S4:E3

    Tanya asks Amber to be godmother of 'her' baby, but is unaware that Amber is out for revenge because she's discovered that Pundarik was covered in fake tan when he died. Shannon checks out Harley's story and visits Katie to get the truth about what happened in Spain. On the day of Troy's christening Amber takes to the podium to drop her bombshell... but who'll beleive her? Noah is dating the beautiful Bethany - but is his heart really in this new relationship?

    Director:Richard Signy
    Writers:Maureen Chadwick, Ann McManus

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Take Each Game As It Comes" is the worst rated episode of "Footballers' Wives". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Mike Adams and written by Maureen Chadwick, Ann McManus, it aired on 1/15/2002. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "On The Ball".