A Big Birthday and Tequila Shots

A Tie Breaker and a Huge Mistake

Fan Mail and Old-Timey Organ Music

A Will and a Dead Man’s Wife

Dirty Hands and a Barbed-Wire Fence

A Pregnancy Test and an Old Man’s Prostate

Heartbreak and the Refuge of the Downtrodden

A Bus Bench and Faith Out the Wazoo

Bitin', Spankin' and a Load of Yankee Psychobabble

Payback and a Partial Shebang

Miami Beach and a Magical Family Christmas

A New Hobby, a Pervert and a Part-Time Job

The G Word and a Blaspheming Bimbo

Three Angry Women and a Prophylactic

A Stuffed Monkey and an Ex-Girlfriend

Alpha Males and the Power of Prayer

A Country Club, a Yokel and a New Boss

A New Scoreboard and a Horse's You-Know-What

A Little Schmoozin' and a Nose for the News

Splurges and Secrets

Funky Chili and Friends Who Take Their Clothes Off

A New Beau and Someone Else's Mom's House