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The Worst Episodes of Girls On Top

Every episode of Girls On Top ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Girls On Top!

Four girls share a flat together in London. Having nothing in common aside from their gender, they barely manage to co-exist.
Genre:Comedy
Network:ITV1
Episodes
13
Avg. Rating
6.5
S1
S2
S3
S4
E1
E2
E3
7.2
7.2
6.4
6.6
6.5
6.0

Worst Episodes Summary

"Who's Ya Uncle Shelley?" is the worst rated episode of "Girls On Top". It scored 6/10 based on 13 votes. Directed by Ed Bye and written by N/A, it aired on 11/20/1986. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Mr. Yummy Brownie".

  • Who's Ya Uncle Shelley?
    6.0/1013 votes
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    #1 - Who's Ya Uncle Shelley?

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 11/20/1986

    Once the subject of an exploratory brain operation (nothing was found), Jennifer suddenly reaches hitherto unknown areas of intelligence when she becomes a financial whizz-kid.

    Director: Ed Bye

    Writer: N/A

  • Mr. Yummy Brownie
    6.0/109 votes
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    #2 - Mr. Yummy Brownie

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 12/4/1986

    Shelley's mother pays a surprise visit and is expecting her offspring to be a fully-fledged member of the Royal Shakespeare Company by now. She is a touch disappointed to discover that Shelley is with a theatre in education group... playing a tadpole.

    Director: Ed Bye

    Writer: N/A

  • Bring Me More Flamingoes
    6.2/109 votes
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    #3 - Bring Me More Flamingoes

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 11/27/1986

    Shelley is determined to be a megastar but, at her glam/glit party, the only invitees who bother to turn up are The Beverley Sisters and the loopy Lady Carlton.

    Director: Ed Bye

    Writer: N/A

  • Staying Alive
    6.4/1016 votes
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    #4 - Staying Alive

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 10/30/1985

    Candice is cultivating her latest illness; Amanda is quoting liberally from her latest publication "Spare Cheeks"; Shelley has failed yet another audition; and Jennifer, well, she's just Jennifer.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Ident: Candy Time
    6.4/109 votes
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    #5 - Ident: Candy Time

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 11/20/1985

    Amanda is miffed that Candice is not paying her way with the rent even though she keeps buying expensive clothes. Shelley suggests that Candice could be a prostitute so they all decide to follow her one day.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • C.O.D.
    6.5/1013 votes
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    #6 - C.O.D.

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 11/6/1985

    Candice arrives home with her latest Latin lover, Julio, but just as they're about to get down to the nitty-gritty, they are aware that there is another in their company – the inevitable Jennifer.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Skankin'
    6.5/1011 votes
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    #7 - Skankin'

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 11/27/1985

    Annoyed at not being asked to help with the street festival, Amanda goes out into the streets of Chelsea to look for needy people. She pounces on two black boys and then phones the festival organiser to say she has found a reggae band.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Hark
    6.5/1010 votes
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    #8 - Hark

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 12/4/1985

    Oh horror! Oh Calamity! Oh Jennifer! She who is lacking in almost everything, plumbs new depths when she takes Josephine, Lady Carlton's stuffed black dog, for a walk and promptly loses her in a shop. The girls plan various schemes, including a stuffed coypu, and giving Lady Carlton a message "from heaven" by a teddy bear, which is supposed to be Josephine, transformed into an angel.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Cancel Toast
    6.6/1017 votes
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    #9 - Cancel Toast

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 11/13/1985

    It's Shelley's big day. Can her ambition to become the next Glenda Jackson finally be realised at her audition for RADA ? However, instead of asking her to do Shakespearean a Juliet speech, they want her to improvise... as a fried egg.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Big Snogs
    6.6/1016 votes
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    #10 - Big Snogs

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 11/6/1986

    The women at Spare Cheeks are taking classes in electrical repair work which is now being taught by Tom, whose sister can't make it. Amanda, always on the lookout for a man, falls head over heels in love.

    Director: Ed Bye

    Writer: N/A

  • Lower the Donkey
    6.9/1011 votes
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    #11 - Lower the Donkey

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 12/11/1986

    Lady Carlton has won a new kitchen in a competition but when her microwave explodes, all the lights go out and Shelley thinks that the world is about to end. She grovels her way into Amanda's makeshift shelter but finds there's no food there so they send Jennifer out to forage.

    Director: Ed Bye

    Writer: N/A

  • Four-Play
    7.2/1027 votes
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    #12 - Four-Play

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 10/23/1985

    Amanda manages to snag herself a flat in Chelsea but is unable to pay for it herself. She has no other choice but to look for flatmates.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Mr Fluffy Knows Too Much
    7.2/109 votes
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    #13 - Mr Fluffy Knows Too Much

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 10/30/1986

    Shelley and Amanda stir Jennifer into comforting Candice about her pornographic habits which have corrupted even Lady Carlton. But Candice has left a note saying she's in hospital.

    Director: Ed Bye

    Writer: N/A