The Worst Episodes of Girls On Top

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   #1 - Ident: Candy Time

   S1:E511/20/1985

   Amanda is miffed that Candice is not paying her way with the rent even though she keeps buying expensive clothes. Shelley suggests that Candice could be a prostitute so they all decide to follow her one day.

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   6.2/10(10 votes)

   #2 - Mr. Yummy Brownie

   S2:E512/4/1986

   Shelley's mother pays a surprise visit and is expecting her offspring to be a fully-fledged member of the Royal Shakespeare Company by now. She is a touch disappointed to discover that Shelley is with a theatre in education group... playing a tadpole.

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   6.4/10(14 votes)

   #3 - C.O.D.

   S1:E311/6/1985

   Candice arrives home with her latest Latin lover, Julio, but just as they're about to get down to the nitty-gritty, they are aware that there is another in their company – the inevitable Jennifer.

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   6.4/10(10 votes)

   #4 - Bring Me More Flamingoes

   S2:E411/27/1986

   Shelley is determined to be a megastar but, at her glam/glit party, the only invitees who bother to turn up are The Beverley Sisters and the loopy Lady Carlton.

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   6.5/10(18 votes)

   #5 - Staying Alive

   S1:E210/30/1985

   Candice is cultivating her latest illness; Amanda is quoting liberally from her latest publication "Spare Cheeks"; Shelley has failed yet another audition; and Jennifer, well, she's just Jennifer.

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   6.5/10(12 votes)

   #6 - Skankin'

   S1:E611/27/1985

   Annoyed at not being asked to help with the street festival, Amanda goes out into the streets of Chelsea to look for needy people. She pounces on two black boys and then phones the festival organiser to say she has found a reggae band.

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   6.5/10(14 votes)

   #7 - Who's Ya Uncle Shelley?

   S2:E311/20/1986

   Once the subject of an exploratory brain operation (nothing was found), Jennifer suddenly reaches hitherto unknown areas of intelligence when she becomes a financial whizz-kid.

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   6.6/10(18 votes)

   #8 - Cancel Toast

   S1:E411/13/1985

   It's Shelley's big day. Can her ambition to become the next Glenda Jackson finally be realised at her audition for RADA ? However, instead of asking her to do Shakespearean a Juliet speech, they want her to improvise... as a fried egg.

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   6.8/10(11 votes)

   #9 - Hark

   S1:E712/4/1985

   Oh horror! Oh Calamity! Oh Jennifer! She who is lacking in almost everything, plumbs new depths when she takes Josephine, Lady Carlton's stuffed black dog, for a walk and promptly loses her in a shop. The girls plan various schemes, including a stuffed coypu, and giving Lady Carlton a message "from heaven" by a teddy bear, which is supposed to be Josephine, transformed into an angel.

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    6.8/10(17 votes)

    #10 - Big Snogs

    S2:E211/6/1986

    The women at Spare Cheeks are taking classes in electrical repair work which is now being taught by Tom, whose sister can't make it. Amanda, always on the lookout for a man, falls head over heels in love.

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    7.0/10(10 votes)

    #11 - Mr Fluffy Knows Too Much

    S2:E110/30/1986

    Shelley and Amanda stir Jennifer into comforting Candice about her pornographic habits which have corrupted even Lady Carlton. But Candice has left a note saying she's in hospital.

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    7.2/10(29 votes)

    #12 - Four-Play

    S1:E110/23/1985

    Amanda manages to snag herself a flat in Chelsea but is unable to pay for it herself. She has no other choice but to look for flatmates.

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    7.3/10(12 votes)

    #13 - Lower the Donkey

    S2:E612/11/1986

    Lady Carlton has won a new kitchen in a competition but when her microwave explodes, all the lights go out and Shelley thinks that the world is about to end. She grovels her way into Amanda's makeshift shelter but finds there's no food there so they send Jennifer out to forage.

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