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A fearsome godlord from an alternate dimension is trapped in the small town of Oak Grove, where his only friend is a macabre little girl named DYLAN. Together they fight the boredom of suburban life.

Ragin' Fun

Golan's plans to escape back to his home dimension are threatened when he catches the chicken pox from Dylan.

A Pox On Your Pox

Golan believes the tooth fairy is real, and he informs everyone they’re in a relationship.

Escape to Tooth Mountain

Golan is enraged when the family ditches him to attend a funeral without him.

Deer, Uncle Gerald

In an attempt to mimic the Easter resurrection, Golan accidentally creates a clone of himself who proves to have a mind of his own.

I Can Smell That Cheap Clone from Here

In GOLAN THE INSATIABLE, a fearsome godlord from an alternate dimension is trapped in the small town of Oak Grove, where his only friend is a macabre little girl named Dylan. Together they fight the boredom of suburban life, as the young misfit urges Golan to destroy and wreak havoc on the town that makes her so miserable.

Dylan Crushes Reading

GOLAN THE INSATIABLE follows a mighty godlord from an alternate dimension who arrives in Oak Grove, MN, where his only friend is a macabre, nine-year-old girl named Dylan, who constantly urges him to wreak havoc on her town.

Pilot

Golan and Dylan hatch an evil scheme to kill spring before it even begins, using the magic of dance, and Alexis realizes she is the only one who can stop them.

Winter Is Staying

When Dylan is caught wetting the bed, Golan mocks her relentlessly to get in with cool kids. Meanwhile, Alexis helps her boyfriend, Keith, throw the sickest seventeenth birthday party the local news has ever seen.

Shame on Pee

Dylan and Golan adopt a diseased covered turtle in hopes of poisoning the whole town in the Oak Grove Chili Eat Out. Meanwhile, Carole is whooshed into the insurmountable highs and lows of modeling despite Alexis' cries of caution.

Shell Raiser

Golan's life is in danger when he sheds his skin in the wilderness and only tiny Dylan can protect him! Meanwhile, Carole loosens up with the help of an amorous machine.

On Golan Pond

Golan goes to Alexis' school to be crowned king at the dance; Dylan worries she is losing Golan to Alexis' world.

Golan the Impregnable

"Golan the Insatiable" is the story of a mighty godlord from an alternate universe who arrives in the small town of Oak Grove, where his only friend is a 10-year-old goth girl named DYLAN. Together they fight the boredom of suburban life. GOLAN is Dylan’s ideal playmate and constantly urges him to destroy and wreak havoc on the town that makes her so miserable.

The Best Seasons of Golan, The Insatiable

The Best Seasons of Golan, The Insatiable

Season 1

Season 2