The family reminisces about the day Charlie was born.

Teddy tries to strike up a friendship her Uncle Mel after Bob refuses to tell her why he wants nothing to do with him. P.J. and Gabe plan to turn Charlie into a model behind Amy's back.

PJ meets a girl who has an unexpected link to Bob. Emmett is upset that PJ isn't prioritising him. Gabe is bullied by a girl at school.

Teddy and her friends go Halloween caroling to raise money for the drama club. A neighborhood mom vows to get even with PJ and Gabe for not giving her son any trick-or-treat candy.

When Bob has an accident, the kids must take care of him and Charlie while avoiding their mother.

A puzzled P.J. and Teddy cannot understand why their friends are angry with them, until the monthly cell phone bill arrives.

Teddy and P.J. hatch a plan to keep Bob from tearing down their cherished childhood tree house.

Gabe gets his first crush on a girl named Kit, he then lies to her so they can have something in common. Meanwhile, Mrs. Dabney asks Teddy to catsit her cat Kaboodle and Teddy thinks the cat is sick because she just lying around. PJ uses Charlie to make more money on deliveries by saying he is watching her while his mom at the hospital, not mentioning she actually works there.

It's been a while since Amy and Bob have been on a date, so Teddy encourages them to go to dinner while the kids babysit Charlie. When PJ takes Charlie to the park, he accidentally swaps strollers and babies with a cute girl, Emma.

A backwards dance is approaching at Teddy's school. Teddy asks Spencer out for the big night and Ivy asks out Emmet. Teddy tries to get her first kiss from Spencer, but he's busy hanging out with Emmet. Meanwhile, Gabe tries to get his parents to argue at Open House because he has been lying to his teacher and saying that he could not complete his assignments because his parents are fighting.

The Duncan's are quick to blame P.J. after they return home to find all of their party decorations destroyed, but P.J. insists that Charlie is the real culprit.

Teddy applies for a job at a trendy teen clothing store where Spencer works. Teddy’s main reason for applying is that she wants a discount on new clothes for her upcoming school photo, however in order to get the job and fit in she needs to get a tan. However the self-tanner she applies goes awry when Charlie gets involved! Also in the episode Bob chases after PJ after he leaves for New York City when he finds out Skyler has moved there. And, Amy finds herself over-involved in Gabe’s life, inviting a girl over who she thinks he likes, but it’s the wrong girl!

Teddy and PJ pose as Gabe's parents as they attend a conference with his elderly teacher, Mrs. Monroe (K Callan). Everything goes well until Mrs. Monroe spots Teddy on a date with her latest crush, Derek (Reid Ewing). Mrs. Monroe thinks that Teddy is "cheating" on her husband. Meanwhile, PJ and Skyler go on their first official date; Bob bets that Amy cannot build Charlie's new playhouse without his help.

The Wentzes invite Teddy for a weekend at their ice house. Charlie says a bad word and Amy and Bob try to figure out who she learned it from. PJ and Gabe break Mrs. Dabney's satellite dish, so she comes over to the Duncan house to watch her soap operas, with PJ and Gabe becoming captivated by the storylines.

The Duncan family goes on a trip to Hawaii in celebration of Bob and Amy's 20th wedding anniversary. After wandering onto sacred ground, Amy gets the entire family cursed, but refuses to believe it, until she is trapped in an elevator with a claustrophobic woman. Soon after, Teddy gets knocked out during her surfing lesson; PJ and Gabe's aerial tour pilot falls asleep during the flight; Bob gets knocked out with a golf ball, and Charlie goes missing. Meanwhile, Bob faces continuous hour-long timeshare seminars.

Still thinking that they are cursed, Amy encounters plumeria numerous times and gets severe allergic reactions. Teddy finally finds Charlie seeing her playing with a group of other children. Bob asks Teddy to pretend to be Amy for the time-share seminar. After making a promise to God during his and PJ's near-death experience on an aerial tour, Gabe coaches PJ to face his fears.

When the Duncans take a family trip to Super Adventure Land, Gabe and Amy get offered a job to be in a commercial, but when they receive the script, Amy is upset that Gabe gets most of the lines and she only gets one, so she makes a few tweaks to the script. Meanwhile, Emmett gives Teddy a job at Super Adventure Land so she could save up for a new car, but soon she discovers that the job Emmett got her is to portray the princess in the classic fairy tale The Princess & The Frog and Emmett is the frog. Also, Bob is so pleased with P.J.'s cooking that he would do anything to get more even doing his homework for him.

Teddy and PJ throw a house party while Bob and Amy are on a romantic date. Meanwhile, Amy forces Gabe to accompany Jo to cotillion classes.

Amy and Bob make up for not throwing Gabe his much delayed 12th birthday party by giving him a 12 ½ birthday party, after Gabe promised to be good for a whole week. Unfortunately, Gabe's party falls on the same day as a huge blizzard. Meanwhile, Ivy and Teddy cannot get along with Ivy not liking Teddy's new boyfriend Derek, which causes a rift in their friendship. They go to each other's houses to settle their differences, the same day as the snow storm. Teddy is driven crazy by Ivy's parents Mary Lou and Harry (Ellia English and William Allen Young) while Ivy is having a great time celebrating Gabe's 12-½ birthday. Meanwhile, PJ helps Bob lose a few pounds.

As Teddy does the dishes, Charlie has put her laptop inside the dishwasher. Amy finds it inside the washer, meaning all of the video diaries have been deleted. Amy and Teddy stay up all night, reforming the video diaries. However, when PJ arrives back from Kwikki Chikki college, he notifies Teddy that he accidentally took her laptop, meaning that PJ's laptop was captured in the dishwasher. Meanwhile, because PJ has been going to college, Gabe takes over his place. But when he watches a horror movie, he is terrified and refuses to let Charlie sleep in her own room.

Teddy loses a mom's earring while babysitting. Meanwhile, Bob thinks he's won the lottery when Gabe gives him a fake winning ticket.

It's Halloween and when Charlie gets scared by Carl, Teddy decides to give him a taste of his own medicine. Meanwhile, Gabe agrees to protect Mrs. Dabney's house from teenagers, but when her house gets trashed, Gabe has to do whatever she says. Also, PJ becomes a goth because of his new girlfriend, Zoe. Bob and Amy dress as each other for Halloween.

Bob and Amy try to potty train Charlie but when she flushes her toys down the toilet, Bob must fix the plumbing. Unfortunately, Bob cracks a pipe and water sprays him and the nearby fuse box, resulting in a blackout. So, to finish their video game, PJ and Gabe run a cable from Mrs. Dabney's fuse box to power the TV set, eventually giving her house a blackout. Meanwhile, Teddy helps Ivy prepare for her first online chat with Raymond Blues (Daniel Curtis Lee), a guy she likes.

Using a fake phone call app, Teddy and Ivy trick their moms into allowing each other to go to a senior party. Their plan backfires when the moms find out and set out to track the girls down. Meanwhile, PJ fills in for Bob's day at work (exterminating rats), and Charlie tries to get Gabe to play baby with her.

Amy persuades the family to take part in a benefit for her hospital so she can beat her long-time arch-rival, Fran Culpepper (Devika Parikh). When they prove uncooperative in the rhythmic dancing, Amy hires professional dancers to replace the members of the family except for Charlie. Meanwhile, Teddy's classmate Lynette does not invite her to her party but she invites Ivy. Later, she finds out that Ivy has been making up excuses to go somewhere else and Teddy suspects that Ivy attended the party without her. Also, Gabe and PJ sell "old junk" on the Internet to raise money.