Tim-Nice-But-Dim attempts to make conversation with a journalist, The Slobs buy a car, and The Old Gits are in typically mean-spirited form.

Brash Yorkshireman George Whitebread tries his hand at being a group therapist, The Old Gits visit a library and The Scousers are bickering, as usual.

The Old Gits win the pools, The Scousers try being nice to each other and Tim-Nice-But-Dim mingles at a buffet.

The Slobs watch football on the TV, plain-speaking Yorkshireman George Whitebread starts a new job, and The Old Gits get burgled.

Has-been DJ’s Smashie and Nicey talk about holidays, mechanics Lee and Lance have an ‘intelligent’ conversation with a funeral director and The Slobs attend their child’s christening.

Tim-Nice-But-Dim irritates a bookshop owner, DJ’s Smashie and Nicey discuss the environment, and The Slobs take a photo.

The Old Gits go for a drive, DJ’s Smashie and Nicey discuss their love of Tuesdays, and the social worker visits the Slobs.

The Aliens take English lessons, and end up at a dinner party, the Old Gits try their hand at mugging, and the Slobs do very little. As usual.

The Rugby Players attend a dinner party, the Scousers go on Blind Date and we learn a bit of 1930’s science.

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Tim-Nice-But-Dim gets mugged, the Old Gits sabotage one another, and one of the Scousers is getting married.

Waynetta gives birth, Mr Cholmondly Warner presents advertisement breaks, and Smashie and Nicey get promoted.

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