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The Worst Episodes of Hearts Afire

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The Worst Episodes of Hearts Afire

Frustrations and sparks fly in Washington, D.C. when a strict conservative hires a free spirited journalist as his boss's press secretary. Their mismatched political views...

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  1. 7.0/10(9 votes)

    #1 - Moonlighting

    S2:E3

    John, Georgie and Billy Bob take work slinging hash at the high-school cafeteria. Little Richard has a cameo. Lee Ann: Beth Broderick. Reed: Mark Harelik. John: John Ritter. Georgie: Markie Post. Madeline: Conchatta Ferrell.

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  2. 7.1/10(11 votes)

    #2 - The Stud Club

    S2:E7

    Lonnie Garr asks Vicki to be his birthday date. Leslie Jordan, Debbie Gregory, John Ritter.

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  3. 7.1/10(12 votes)

    #3 - Do the Limbaugh

    S2:E15

    Rush Limbaugh offers to debate Georgie, but something unexpected happens at their get-acquainted lunch. John: John Ritter. Billy Bob: Billy Bob Thornton. Madeline: Conchata Ferrell. Lonnie: Leslie Jordan.

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  4. 7.2/10(6 votes)

    #4 - Love in the Afternoon

    S2:E16

    John and Georgie suddenly have the urge to light each other's fire, but houseguests prevent ignition. Georgie: Markie Post. Billy Bob: Billy Bob Thornton. Madeline: Conchata Ferrell. Elliot: Clark Duke. Carson Lee: Doren Fein. Lonnie: Leslie Jordan.

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  5. 7.3/10(10 votes)

    #5 - The Great Depression

    S2:E4

    John, Georgie and Billy Bob get fired from their jobs at the cafeteria. John: John Ritter. Georgie: Markie Post. Billy Bob: Billy Bob Thornton. Velma: Maxine Stewart. Ben: Justin Burnette.

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  6. 7.4/10(11 votes)

    #6 - Flamingo Summer

    S1:E22

    When Georgie gets sick, John, Billy and Dee Dee finish writing her steamy romance novel that's due at the publisher's.

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  8. 7.5/10(26 votes)

    #7 - The Big Date

    S1:E3

    John and Georgie go on a date — a group one — and she's with George Hamilton.

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  9. 7.5/10(16 votes)

    #8 - While the Thomasons Slept in the Lincoln Bedroom

    S1:E17

    Georgie gives John the go-ahead to date a new Senator's aide.

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  10. 7.5/10(8 votes)

    #9 - John and Georgie's Not-So-Excellent Adventure

    S3:E13

    John thinks Georgie's city friends are intruding on their New York getaway. Georgie: Markie Post. Carl: Clayton Landey. Janice: Taylor Young. Nico: Richard Dimitri.

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  11. 7.6/10(13 votes)

    #10 - Never Play Touch Football with the Kennedys

    S1:E15

    Georgie and John write competing speeches for the Senator.

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  12. 7.7/10(13 votes)

    #11 - Miss Starr Dates Georgie Anne's Pop

    S1:E16

    Georgie has trouble with George dating Dee Dee.

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  13. 7.7/10(10 votes)

    #12 - Her Year with Fidel

    S1:E18

    Georgie revolts when John wonders about the old story of her having had an affair with Fidel Castro.

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  14. 7.7/10(10 votes)

    #13 - First Edition

    S2:E5

    A receptionist must be hired for the paper, but Georgie objects to Reed's candidates for the job. Georgie: Markie Post. Reed: Mark Harelik. Billy Bob: Billy Bob Thornton. John: John Ritter.

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  15. 7.7/10(8 votes)

    #14 - True Confessions

    S2:E9

    A mix-up with the health-insurance company has John believing that he's dying. Billy: Billy Bob Thornton. Madeline: Conchata Ferrell. Georgie: Markie Post. Reed: Mark Harelik.

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  16. 7.8/10(9 votes)

    #15 - Lovely Always (1)

    S2:E1

    John and Georgie head south to start the newspaper. Billy Bob: Billy Bob Thornton. Madeline: Conchata Ferrell. Elliot: Clark Duke. Ben: Justin Burnette. Carson Lee: Doren Fein.

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  17. 7.8/10(11 votes)

    #16 - String of Pearls

    S2:E6

    Fatigue has gotten the better of John and Georgie, as their anniversary approaches. Billy Bob: Billy Bob Thornton. Madeline: Conchata Ferrell.

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  18. 7.9/10(17 votes)

    #17 - Significant Others

    S1:E7

    A dinner party with his ex-wife and her lover won't be a picnic for John.

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  19. 7.9/10(12 votes)

    #18 - Take My Senate Seat, Please

    S1:E21

    It's the senator's 75th birthday and he is still living in a Winnebago, which is now parked in the Harman's driveway. A scantily clad Dee Dee jumps out of the senator's birthday cake, which gives him plenty of unwanted publicity.

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  20. 7.9/10(9 votes)

    #19 - Lovely Always (2)

    S2:E2

    Return: John and Georgie start a newspaper in John's hometown. But adjustments make life less-than idyllic at the outset. Billy Bob: Billy Bob Thornton. Madeline: Conchata Ferrell.

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  21. 7.9/10(8 votes)

    #20 - The Sons of Sissy-Whatsis

    S2:E12

    Dual camping trips for John, Billy and several wimpy boys; and Georgie, Madeline and "bad" girls. John: John Ritter. Georgie: Markie Post. Billy: Billy Bob Thonrton. Madeline: Conchata Ferrell.

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  22. 7.9/10(9 votes)

    #21 - Born to Dance

    S3:E7

    John doesn't leap for joy when Ben shows a talent for ballet. John: John Ritter. Billy Bob: Billy Bob Thornton. Miss Francis: Fabiana Udenio. Georgie: Markie Post. Hank: Dan Chambers.

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    Director:James Hampton
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  23. 7.9/10(8 votes)

    #22 - Prose and Condoms

    S3:E8

    Georgie and John (John Ritter) disagree about condom distribution at the high school. Mr. Starnes: Ben Stein. Norman Lynch: James Karen. Lonnie: Leslie Jordan. Madeline: Conchata Ferrell.

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  24. 8.0/10(20 votes)

    #23 - John's Stallion

    S1:E5

    Georgie's high-rolling father is released from prison and shows up at John's, where Georgie insists he stay.

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  25. 8.0/10(11 votes)

    #24 - Cold Feet (1)

    S1:E19

    The Davis' decide to renewing their wedding vows when Adam suggest John and Georgie get married. The senator accidentally burns down his house and they all go away for the weekend. John proposes to Georgie and she accepts.

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  26. 8.0/10(11 votes)

    #25 - Blue Christmas

    S2:E8

    As Christmas approaches, Georgie thinks she might be expecting. John: John Ritter. Billy Bob: Billy Bob Thornton. Lonnie: Leslie Jordan. Elliot: Clark Duke. Carson Lee: Doren Fein. Ben: Justin Burnette.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Moonlighting" is the worst rated episode of "Hearts Afire". It scored 7/10 based on 9 votes. Directed by Harry Thomason and written by Linda Bloodworth-Thomason, it aired on 11/3/1993. This episode scored 0.1 points lower than the second lowest rated, "The Stud Club".