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The Worst Episodes of Hearts Afire

Every episode of Hearts Afire ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Hearts Afire!

Frustrations and sparks fly in Washington, D.C. when a strict conservative hires a free spirited journalist as his boss's press secretary. Their mismatched political views...
Genre:Comedy
Network:CBS

Worst Episodes Summary

"Bees Can Sting You, Watch Out (1)" is the worst rated episode of "Hearts Afire". It scored N/A/10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Harry Thomason and written by Linda Bloodworth-Thomason, it aired on 9/14/1992. This episode scored NaN points lower than the second lowest rated, "Bees Can Sting You, Watch Out (2)".

  • Bees Can Sting You, Watch Out (1)
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    #1 - Bees Can Sting You, Watch Out (1)

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 9/14/1992

    John Hartman searches for a press secretary for his boss, a U.S. Senator. Georgie applies for the position but embellished her curriculum vitae.

    Director: Harry Thomason

    Writer: Linda Bloodworth-Thomason

  • Bees Can Sting You, Watch Out (2)
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    #2 - Bees Can Sting You, Watch Out (2)

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 9/14/1992

    When she is kicked out of the hotel where she was staying, Georgie moves in "temporarily" with John.

    Director: Harry Thomason

    Writer: Linda Bloodworth-Thomason

  • The Big Date
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    #3 - The Big Date

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 9/21/1992

    John and Georgie go on a date — a group one — and she's with George Hamilton.

    Director: Harry Thomason

    Writer: Linda Bloodworth-Thomason

  • Three Men and a Bed
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    #4 - Three Men and a Bed

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 9/28/1992

    Girl trouble makes for strange bedfellows when Strobe and Billy Bob with with John, who's bedridden with a fever.

    Director: Harry Thomason

    Writer: Linda Bloodworth-Thomason

  • John's Stallion
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    #5 - John's Stallion

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 10/5/1992

    Georgie's high-rolling father is released from prison and shows up at John's, where Georgie insists he stay.

    Director: Harry Thomason

    Writer: Linda Bloodworth-Thomason

  • First Time
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    #6 - First Time

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 10/12/1992

    John and Georgie retreat to a hotel, where they're bothered by bickering newlyweds next door.

    Director: Harry Thomason

    Writer: Linda Bloodworth-Thomason

  • Significant Others
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    #7 - Significant Others

    Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 10/26/1992

    A dinner party with his ex-wife and her lover won't be a picnic for John.

    Director: Harry Thomason

    Writer: Linda Bloodworth-Thomason

  • Everybody Loves My Baby
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    #8 - Everybody Loves My Baby

    Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 11/9/1992

    When his dream of opening a fast-food franchise in Cuba is dashed, George decides it's time to move on, leaving Georgie feeling blue.

    Director: Harry Thomason

    Writer: Linda Bloodworth-Thomason

  • Conversations with My Shrink
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    #9 - Conversations with My Shrink

    Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 11/16/1992

    Georgie takes stock of her life and hopes that a with visit Ruth will pay psychological dividends.

    Director: Harry Thomason

    Writer: Linda Bloodworth-Thomason

  • The Fundamental Things Apply
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    #10 - The Fundamental Things Apply

    Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 11/23/1992

    The staff moves quickly when they learn that Sen. Smithers' wife is threatening to run for the Senator's seat.

    Director: Harry Thomason

    Writer: Linda Bloodworth-Thomason

  • Smithersgate
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    #11 - Smithersgate

    Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 11/30/1992

    John feels like he might explode when he has reason to believe that Georgie might be leaking information about the Senator.

    Director: Harry Thomason

    Writer: David Tyron King

  • Everyday's a Holiday
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    #12 - Everyday's a Holiday

    Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 12/14/1992

    A road trip meant to capture the Christmas spirit stalls out in the snow somewhere between D.C. and the Big Apple.

    Director: Harry Thomason

    Writer: Allen Crowe

  • While the Thomasons Slept
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    #13 - While the Thomasons Slept

    Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 12/21/1992

    After a visit to the White House, John sees red when he finds that Elliot has lifted the President's little black book.

    Director: Harry Thomason

    Writer: Don Rhymer, David Nichols

  • Trivial Pursuit
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    #14 - Trivial Pursuit

    Season 1 Episode 14 - Aired 1/4/1993

    A trivia game ends with a trivial pursuit into the hinterlands to verify Georgie's answer to the championship question.

    Director: Harry Thomason

    Writer: Linda Bloodworth-Thomason

  • Never Play Touch Football with the Kennedys
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    #15 - Never Play Touch Football with the Kennedys

    Season 1 Episode 15 - Aired 1/11/1993

    Georgie and John write competing speeches for the Senator.

    Director: Harry Thomason

    Writer: Joseph Staretski, Martin Rips

  • Miss Starr Dates Georgie Anne's Pop
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    #16 - Miss Starr Dates Georgie Anne's Pop

    Season 1 Episode 16 - Aired 1/18/1993

    Georgie has trouble with George dating Dee Dee.

    Director: James Hampton

    Writer: Linda Bloodworth-Thomason

  • While the Thomasons Slept in the Lincoln Bedroom
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    #17 - While the Thomasons Slept in the Lincoln Bedroom

    Season 1 Episode 17 - Aired 2/1/1993

    Georgie gives John the go-ahead to date a new Senator's aide.

    Director: Harry Thomason

    Writer: David Tyron King, Lisa Loomer

  • Her Year with Fidel
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    #18 - Her Year with Fidel

    Season 1 Episode 18 - Aired 2/8/1993

    Georgie revolts when John wonders about the old story of her having had an affair with Fidel Castro.

    Director: Harry Thomason

    Writer: Linda Bloodworth-Thomason

  • Cold Feet (1)
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    #19 - Cold Feet (1)

    Season 1 Episode 19 - Aired 2/22/1993

    The Davis' decide to renewing their wedding vows when Adam suggest John and Georgie get married. The senator accidentally burns down his house and they all go away for the weekend. John proposes to Georgie and she accepts.

    Director: Harry Thomason

    Writer: Linda Bloodworth-Thomason, David Tyron King, Lisa Loomer

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    #20 - Cold Feet (2)

    Season 1 Episode 20 - Aired 2/22/1993

    Conclusion. Reporters follow Dee Dee up to where the office is staying for the weekend. John and Georgie, initially, are having doubts about the wedding. However, they decide to go through with it in front of all their family and friends.

    Director: Harry Thomason

    Writer: Linda Bloodworth-Thomason, David Tyron King, Lisa Loomer

  • Take My Senate Seat, Please
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    #21 - Take My Senate Seat, Please

    Season 1 Episode 21 - Aired 3/1/1993

    It's the senator's 75th birthday and he is still living in a Winnebago, which is now parked in the Harman's driveway. A scantily clad Dee Dee jumps out of the senator's birthday cake, which gives him plenty of unwanted publicity.

    Director: Charles Frank

    Writer: David Tyron King, Lisa Loomer

  • Flamingo Summer
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    #22 - Flamingo Summer

    Season 1 Episode 22 - Aired 3/15/1993

    When Georgie gets sick, John, Billy and Dee Dee finish writing her steamy romance novel that's due at the publisher's.

    Director: Harry Thomason

    Writer: Linda Bloodworth-Thomason

  • Class Reunion
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    #23 - Class Reunion

    Season 1 Episode 23 - Aired 3/22/1993

    John and Billy Bob look forward to their high-school reunion; Strobe reaches the breaking point.

    Director: Harry Thomason

    Writer: Linda Bloodworth-Thomason

  • Lovely Always (1)
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    #24 - Lovely Always (1)

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 10/27/1993

    John and Georgie head south to start the newspaper. Billy Bob: Billy Bob Thornton. Madeline: Conchata Ferrell. Elliot: Clark Duke. Ben: Justin Burnette. Carson Lee: Doren Fein.

    Director: Harry Thomason

    Writer: Linda Bloodworth-Thomason

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    #25 - Lovely Always (2)

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 10/27/1993

    Return: John and Georgie start a newspaper in John's hometown. But adjustments make life less-than idyllic at the outset. Billy Bob: Billy Bob Thornton. Madeline: Conchata Ferrell.

    Director: Harry Thomason

    Writer: Linda Bloodworth-Thomason