A teenage girl reenacts the climactic scene from BioShock, to her brother’s chagrin.

The horror…

Anthony is at E3, and Ashly is bored.

For once, Ash decides to be helpful.

Ash and Anthony discuss how last year measured up to the year before it.

No resetting.

A flashback reveals Ash’s machinations.

Never accuse Ash of false advertising.

Who says fairy tales can’t include walking nuclear tanks?

Dear God, we hope this still feels relevant.

The end begins.

Can epic music make up for spectacularly bad martial artistry? Your call.

Fathers can game too!

Anthony and Ashly Burch enjoy video games, surreal humor, cupcakes, and video games. In that order.

It's Dad's party and he'll play what he wants to.

The season finale begins. What would Guybrush do?

In the Season 2 finale, Ash channels the spirit of Guybrush to sort out Nathan Drake and Marcus Fenix.

Ash questions Anthony's marital relationship.

Can the happiest and most fun-filled Rayman game possibly have healing powers?

The Burchs discuss the merits of length vs quality vs lesbians.

DCI agents Ashly & Anthony Burch walk the beat.

Ash plays through Treasure’s greatest shooter, as Anthony begins to loathe it.

Ashly uses tactics learned from Jon Blow’s Braid to correct a horrible mistake.

Ash brings two young lovers together.

Like Webster’s, but with more references to Metal Gear.