6.6/1083 votesLoading...#1 - Birthday
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 3/25/2020
It's Fran's birthday, and Jamie wants to celebrate, but it seems none of their friends are available to come to dinner. To make matters worse they're stuck in the van holding a corrupt lawyer hostage.
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6.6/1048 votesLoading...#2 - Woods
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 3/25/2020
Fran and Jamie are preparing a fresh grave in front of their latest hapless victim, but a personal argument between the pair allows the captive to escape.
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6.7/1043 votesLoading...#3 - Dog
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 3/25/2020
Fran and Jamie dress up as Simon and Garfunkel as part of a plan to abduct a sleazy DJ, but a vicious dog brings them a whole world of trouble.
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6.8/1065 votesLoading...#4 - Money
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 3/25/2020
Fran and Jamie capture an embezzling accountant, only to discover that their client wants them to extract information from her, by torture if necessary. Fran tries some psychological warfare, but is reduced to tears within seconds as their hostage dishes out life advice, while Jamie tries her luck only to be completely outwitted
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7.0/1042 votesLoading...#5 - Rivals
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 3/25/2020
There's blunder after blunder as bumbling contract killers Fran and Jamie try to take out a former and rather insane fellow hit man.
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7.1/1037 votesLoading...#6 - Nikhil
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 3/25/2020
Mr K sends a third hit man in to help hapless Fran and Jamie. But as he drives a wedge between the friends, Fran faces the biggest decision of her life.
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7.5/1028 votesLoading...#7 - Reunion
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 9/29/2021
Misfits, friends, and contract killers - Jamie and Fran are back and ready to put on their 80s gear for a school reunion, where a vengeful assassin lies in wait.
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7.5/1021 votesLoading...#8 - Duel
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 10/6/2021
With their partnership increasingly fraught and the blood of a funeral director on their hands, Fran and Jamie are pursued by the man's vengeful son.
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7.6/1024 votesLoading...#9 - Sniper
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 9/29/2021
Fran and Jamie stake out an arms dealer, Rear Window style, with a sniper rifle. But the hit gets derailed when Jamie gets distracted by goings-on next door.
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7.8/1021 votesLoading...#10 - Soft Launch
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 10/13/2021
Convinced that Kat is up to no good, Fran hires a private investigator to dig up some dirt as she and Jamie prepare for their final hit.
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8.2/1023 votesLoading...#11 - Impersonator
Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 10/6/2021
After killing a drug lord prematurely, Fran and Jamie hire a bit-part actor to impersonate him - but the thespian has too much gusto for his own good.
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8.3/1023 votesLoading...#12 - Kat
Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 10/13/2021
Now imprisoned, Fran watches her captor live out her dream friendship on CCTV. But when Jamie starts to smell a rat, the plan changes quickly.
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The Worst Episodes of Hitmen
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Having stumbled into a career in contract killing, misfits Fran and Jamie are not your typical killers for hire. Working out of their scruffy van,...
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Worst Episodes Summary
"Birthday" is the worst rated episode of "Hitmen". It scored 6.6/10 based on 83 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 3/25/2020. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Woods".