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The Worst Episodes of Hogan Knows Best

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The Worst Episodes of Hogan Knows Best

Hogan Knows Best is an American reality documentary television series on VH1. The series debuted on July 10, 2005 and centered on the family life...
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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Hogan Knows Best Season 1 Episode 3 - Brooke's Big Break
    4.8/10(18 votes)

    #1 - Brooke's Big Break

    S1:E3

    Hulk continues shopping Brooke's music demos, and Brooke has a disastrous meeting with a manager who wishes to change her image completely. Then, Brooke gets the chance of a lifetime: At the Grammys, Hulk meets Larry Rudolph, Britney Spears' former manager. Larry calls Hulk and expresses interest in Brooke's singing career. Brooke and Hulk go to Los Angeles, where they meet with Larry and record a new song about Brooke's relationship with her father. Whether or not Larry will continue working with Brooke is up in the air, but Brooke walks away from their meeting with a reassured sense of confidence and strength.

    Director:Unknown
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  2. Hogan Knows Best Season 2 Episode 2 - Kids Get a Reality Check
    4.9/10(15 votes)

    #2 - Kids Get a Reality Check

    S2:E2

    After Hulk sees the credit card bills, he makes the kids earn their money by taking away their phones, TV, and internet and making them get jobs at the local diner.

    Director:Unknown
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  3. Hogan Knows Best Season 3 Episode 9 - Nick In The Driver's Seat
    4.9/10(13 votes)

    #3 - Nick In The Driver's Seat

    S3:E9

    Nick decides to take up drift car racing and takes lessons from stunt driver Bobby Ore. But the pressure begins to get the better of him when the tests to qualify for his drifting license grows closer and his car is damaged.

    Director:Unknown
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  4. Hogan Knows Best Season 4 Episode 2 - Brooke's Bodyguard
    4.9/10(11 votes)

    #4 - Brooke's Bodyguard

    S4:E2

    With Brooke spending later nights out at the studio being out on tour for weeks at a time, Hulk and Linda decide to hire a bodyguard to watch over her. After interviewing potentials Hulk decides on someone he sees as tough enough to protect Brooke but not good looking enough to tempt her. Brooke on the other hand sees her new protector as a way of her father spying on her rathe rthen let her be on her own.

    Director:Unknown
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  5. Hogan Knows Best Season 2 Episode 3 - Family Vacation
    5.1/10(15 votes)

    #5 - Family Vacation

    S2:E3

    The family takes their annual trip to Key West. When Brooke goes out on her own and does not call, and Nick comes home without her, Terry and Linda fear she is in some sort of trouble.

    Director:Unknown
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  6. Hogan Knows Best Season 2 Episode 11 - Nick's Growing Pains
    5.1/10(10 votes)

    #6 - Nick's Growing Pains

    S2:E11

    Nick turns 15 and wants to get his learner's permit and take out his car but takes his new freedom too far and gets into trouble with the local cops causing Linda and Hulk to put their foots down.

    Director:Unknown
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  7. Hogan Knows Best Season 4 Episode 4 - Keeping Up With Nick
    5.1/10(11 votes)

    #7 - Keeping Up With Nick

    S4:E4

    With Nick busy with girls and driving and school, Hulk feels like he is losing touch with his son. So in order to reconnect with him, Hulk decides to get involved in some of the things Nick likes but seems to have trouble when it comes to crossing the generational gap into the realm of rap music and texting.

    Director:Unknown
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  8. Hogan Knows Best Season 2 Episode 1 - Brooke Breaks Away
    5.2/10(12 votes)

    #8 - Brooke Breaks Away

    S2:E1

    Brooke gets upset when she is not left alone in the house so she demands Hulk let her stay alone in the beach house and not interfere. Hulk agrees but also starts to spy on her.

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  9. Hogan Knows Best Season 2 Episode 12 - Brooke Signs a Record Deal
    5.2/10(12 votes)

    #9 - Brooke Signs a Record Deal

    S2:E12

    After searching for nearly a year for a record producer, Brooke may have finally found the right one. But is this young producer right for Brooke or more important is the producer right for Hulk.

    Director:Unknown
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  10. Hogan Knows Best Season 2 Episode 13 - Brooke's Video Dreams
    5.2/10(15 votes)

    #10 - Brooke's Video Dreams

    S2:E13

    Despite signing a million dollar record contract and getting a dance choreographer Brooke still feels as though her parents ruler her life. But with her 18th birthday on the horizon she decides to take more control of her life.

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  11. Hogan Knows Best Season 3 Episode 2 - Hogans On the High Seas
    5.2/10(9 votes)

    #11 - Hogans On the High Seas

    S3:E2

    To celebrate Hulks 57th birthday, Linda and the kids decide to plan a family vacation aboard a cruise ship but Hulk finds himself unhappy when he is trapped on the ship with numerous fans and no where to run to.

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  12. Hogan Knows Best Season 1 Episode 6 - Hogan Versus City Hall
    5.3/10(15 votes)

    #12 - Hogan Versus City Hall

    S1:E6

    Linda is angry – recently, her neighbors have been filing complaints about her abundance of animals, seven dogs, a cockatoo, and a rooster, saying that all of them are making too much noise. Infuriated that the neighbor goes so far as to report her animals, “members of the family,” Linda confronts the neighbor…and her gardener, who says that Linda and her pets single-handedly destroyed the town. The Hogan family attempts to conceal some of their animals by keeping some of them in their beach house, but they still are forced to report to court. After the ruling, Linda shows her angry side when she curses out the council members...it’s not pretty.

    Director:Unknown
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  13. Hogan Knows Best Season 3 Episode 1 - The Big Move
    5.3/10(17 votes)

    #13 - The Big Move

    S3:E1

    To support Brookes music career, the Hogans move to Miami Beach, saying goodbye to there friends and home in Clear Water. But they find that besides adjusting to new surroundings, they find that their new beach house is not as finished as one would hope. they soon find themselves with no where to sleep, a large amount of clothing and animals with no where to go and no room in the garage for the cars, And there's a hail storm.

    Director:Unknown
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  14. Hogan Knows Best Season 3 Episode 4 - Koshermania
    5.4/10(10 votes)

    #14 - Koshermania

    S3:E4

    After having problems with their neighbors in Clear Water, the Hogans vow that things will be better in Miami. Linda decides to throw a block party barbeque but problems arise when they discover and are confused by the fact that their new neighbors keep kosher. It then falls to Nick and Hulk to find kosher food before the event.

    Director:Unknown
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  15. Hogan Knows Best Season 4 Episode 3 - Hulk's Extreme Makeover
    5.5/10(11 votes)

    #15 - Hulk's Extreme Makeover

    S4:E3

    With the family settled in Miami and the renovations to the house almost complete, Linda, Brooke and Nick turn their attention to Hulks Fashion choices. Being in Miami and close to the fashion mecca of the city they hope that Hulk will ditch the fanny pack and parachute pants in the hope in favor of some South Beach styles. But Hulk begins to have second thoughts when the words "Hair Resoration" are mentioned.

    Director:Unknown
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  16. Hogan Knows Best Season 2 Episode 9 - Rent-a-Guru
    5.6/10(14 votes)

    #16 - Rent-a-Guru

    S2:E9

    Linda's feeling lethargic and overweight and thinks she needs advice beyond Hulk's "train hard, say your prayers and eat your vitamins." She hires a new age guru to visit the house and give all the Hogans a healthy lifestyle makeover. The guru tries to replace all the items in the Hogan refrigerator and helps cleanse the property of "hungry ghosts." But when the guru suggests colonics for everyone, Hulk decides he's had enough and schemes with the rest of the family to break free of the guru's hold.

    Director:Unknown
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  17. Hogan Knows Best Season 3 Episode 3 - Brooke Faces the Music
    5.6/10(10 votes)

    #17 - Brooke Faces the Music

    S3:E3

    Brookes' harsh work schedule begins to take its toll on her as she begins to feel as if it is too much for her to handle. When her producer questions her commitment to her craft Hulk tries to her back on track.

    Director:Unknown
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  18. Hogan Knows Best Season 3 Episode 5 - Brooke's Dating Game
    5.6/10(11 votes)

    #18 - Brooke's Dating Game

    S3:E5

    Even though the thought of Brooke dating anyone puts him on edge, Hulk agrees to a little contest with Linda and Nick to see who can bring home the best date for Brooke.

    Director:Unknown
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  19. Hogan Knows Best Season 3 Episode 10 - Knobs Invades
    5.6/10(18 votes)

    #19 - Knobs Invades

    S3:E10

    The Hogans have finally settled into Miami and Hulk decides to invite one of there long time friends, Brian Knobs to there new house. But when Knobs arrives and begins his normal jokes and pranks his welcome is very quickly worn out.

    Director:Unknown
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  20. Hogan Knows Best Season 3 Episode 12 - The Canine Mutiny
    5.6/10(11 votes)

    #20 - The Canine Mutiny

    S3:E12

    Linda notices that the pets, particularly the dogs, are acting weird since they moved to Miami.

    Director:Unknown
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  21. Hogan Knows Best Season 4 Episode 7 - Hogans Go West
    5.6/10(9 votes)

    #21 - Hogans Go West

    S4:E7

    It's time once again for the family vacation. But instead of going to someplace where they can relax like the tropics, Linda decides that the family should get away from the beach and get their hands dirty on a western dude ranch. But while Linda enjoys this rustic life, the rest of family would rather be served on their vacation than be the ones doing all of the work.

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  22. Hogan Knows Best Season 1 Episode 5 - Romantic Getaway
    5.8/10(11 votes)

    #22 - Romantic Getaway

    S1:E5

    Linda, tired of only talking about business with her husband, is surprised when Hulk plans a romantic weekend away from home and away from the kids at the Don Cesar Beach Resort. As a last resort for a babysitter, Hulk relies on his friend Brian Knobs, who Nick discovers gives in very easily. Throughout the weekend, Nick uses Knobs' inability to say no to his advantage, by having a party, riding a golf cart around like a lunatic and mooning the country club members, and having his girlfriend sleep over. Hulk's not gonna be too happy when he gets home...

    Director:Unknown
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  23. Hogan Knows Best Season 1 Episode 7 - Hulk's Hobbies
    5.9/10(14 votes)

    #23 - Hulk's Hobbies

    S1:E7

    Now that his wrestling career has simmered down, Hulk's been annoying his family members like crazy. Sick of being overscrutinized, overrushed, and overwatched, Nick, Brooke, and Linda plan some day trips to let Hulk experience different kinds of things. Nick goes out golfing with his dad and another father and son, but the boys ultimatley wind up being kicked off of the green for causing damage to the golf carts. Brooke and Linda try to get Hulk into tennis, but he would rather have a beer. But when Brooke and Linda try something else, Hulk may actually have found a hobby he likes - pilates.

    Director:Unknown
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  24. Hogan Knows Best Season 2 Episode 5 - Hogans Go Hollywood
    5.9/10(15 votes)

    #24 - Hogans Go Hollywood

    S2:E5

    Hulk ventures to Hollywood to play Zeus in the movie <i>Little Hercules</i> and is able to get the rest of the family parts as well. But he gets on edge when he finds a 26-year-old crew member hitting on the 17-year-old Brooke.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. Hogan Knows Best Season 2 Episode 7 - The Hogan Boyfriend Test
    5.9/10(10 votes)

    #25 - The Hogan Boyfriend Test

    S2:E7

    Brooke brings home her "friend" Jerry, a fello musician to help her prepare for a showcase. Hulk thinks that he's more then that and puts him through his own special gauntlet of tests to proove his manhood and whether or not he is worthy of dating Brooke.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Brooke's Big Break" is the worst rated episode of "Hogan Knows Best". It scored 4.8/10 based on 18 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 7/24/2005. This episode scored 0.1 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Kids Get a Reality Check".