Every season of Hotel Custody ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best seasons of Hotel Custody!

It's a crazy Halloween night at Grimsby’s custody facility. The Joker and Harley Quinn are checked in for assault. A ‘welcoming party’ is needed for a violent detainee. Whilst Gangsta Granny is looking forward to her 'holiday' in a cell.

Halloween Night

A full moon stirs up strange behaviour in Grimsby. Three men are arrested after a pub fight. One man knocks himself out in a police van and another can’t remember why he’s in custody. A ‘frequent flyer’ returns for the 74th time.

Full Moon Full House

Practical jokes keep spirits up as the team tackles a violent detainee striking out at officers. Sergeant Jason hasn’t time to celebrate his 50th birthday as he must pacify an aggressive woman who’s kicking and screaming after being arrested.

Unhappy Birthday

Explores the day-to-day workings of a modern and busy custody suite, the ‘gateway’ for anyone entering the criminal justice system. From first-time lawbreakers to repeat offenders, from drink drivers to armed robbers, shedding light on the faces and stories behind the people that soon become just another crime statistic.

The Best Seasons of Hotel Custody

The Best Seasons of Hotel Custody

Season 1