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The Worst Episodes of How To with John Wilson

Every episode of How To with John Wilson ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of How To with John Wilson!

Worst episode
S1E1 How to Make Small Talk
8.11,072 votes
Best episode
S1E6 How to Cook the Perfect Risotto
9.1944 votes
Top season
Season 3
8.5avg
Binge time
8h 33m
18 episodes
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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    How To with John Wilson Season 1 Episode 1 - How to Make Small Talk
    8.1/10(1072 votes)

    S1:E1

    John Wilson reflects on the delicate balancing act of making – and safely redirecting – casual conversation, highlighting the rewards and risks of small talk.

    Director:John Wilson
    Writer:John Wilson

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  2. How To with John Wilson Season 3 Episode 5 - How to Watch Birds
    8.2/10(1597 votes)

    S3:E5

    After realizing too much of his life is spent inside, John tries out birding, which opens up a world of possibility...and dubious claims.

    Director:John Wilson
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. How To with John Wilson Season 1 Episode 2 - How to Put Up Scaffolding
    8.2/10(866 votes)

    S1:E2

    John Wilson offers a unique history of New York's hideous yet sprawling network of overhead "protection," otherwise known as scaffolding – and contemplates what it might take to reduce its nearly 300-mile eyesore presently overtaking the city.

    Director:John Wilson
    Writers:John Wilson, Michael Koman, Alice Gregory

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  4. How To with John Wilson Season 1 Episode 3 - How to Improve Your Memory
    8.2/10(808 votes)

    S1:E3

    John Wilson taps into his "Memory Palace" for an unforgettable exploration into our ability – or inability – to remember things.

    Director:John Wilson
    Writers:John Wilson, Michael Koman, Alice Gregory

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  5. How To with John Wilson Season 1 Episode 5 - How to Split the Check
    8.2/10(672 votes)

    S1:E5

    John Wilson attempts to make sense of the intricacies – and fairness practices – behind the complex art of splitting the check.

    Director:John Wilson
    Writers:John Wilson, Michael Koman, Alice Gregory

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  6. How To with John Wilson Season 3 Episode 2 - How to Clean Your Ears
    8.2/10(422 votes)

    S3:E2

    After having his ears properly cleaned, John wonders if better hearing is what he actually wants.

    Director:John Wilson
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. How To with John Wilson Season 2 Episode 3 - How to Find a Spot
    8.3/10(518 votes)

    S2:E3

    John reflects on the competitive and complex process of parking in NYC, where the possibilities opened by having a car comes with a catch.

    Director:John Wilson
    Writers:John Wilson, Michael Koman, Alice Gregory, Susan Orlean, Conner O'Malley

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  8. How To with John Wilson Season 3 Episode 1 - How to Find a Public Restroom
    8.3/10(491 votes)

    S3:E1

    As the availability of public restrooms dwindles in NYC, John tries to find clever ways to relieve himself.

    Director:John Wilson
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. How To with John Wilson Season 2 Episode 4 - How to Throw Out Your Batteries
    8.3/10(488 votes)

    S2:E4

    Seeking a solution to the universal conundrum of battery disposal, John ponders the value of things we hold onto – and what we throw away.

    Director:John Wilson
    Writers:John Wilson, Michael Koman, Alice Gregory, Susan Orlean, Conner O'Malley

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  10. How To with John Wilson Season 2 Episode 6 - How to Be Spontaneous
    8.5/10(490 votes)

    S2:E6

    Though determined to let fate be his guide, John's attempt at spontaneity doesn't go as planned.

    Director:John Wilson
    Writers:John Wilson, Michael Koman, Alice Gregory, Susan Orlean, Conner O'Malley

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  11. How To with John Wilson Season 2 Episode 5 - How to Remember Your Dreams
    8.5/10(501 votes)

    S2:E5

    After years of rooting his life in non-fiction, John drifts from the world of rational thought in hopes of finally remembering his dreams.

    Director:John Wilson
    Writers:John Wilson, Michael Koman, Susan Orlean, Conner O'Malley

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  12. How To with John Wilson Season 2 Episode 1 - How to Invest in Real Estate
    8.5/10(606 votes)

    S2:E1

    After renting the same apartment for years, John contemplates an unexpected opportunity to become a homeowner.

    Director:John Wilson
    Writers:John Wilson, Michael Koman, Alice Gregory, Susan Orlean, Conner O'Malley

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  13. How To with John Wilson Season 1 Episode 4 - How to Cover Your Furniture
    8.6/10(839 votes)

    S1:E4

    While trying to live peacefully with his furniture destroying cat, John Wilson explores the challenges of keeping an object in pristine condition.

    Director:John Wilson
    Writers:John Wilson, Michael Koman, Alice Gregory

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  14. How To with John Wilson Season 3 Episode 3 - How to Work Out
    8.7/10(467 votes)

    S3:E3

    John starts working out and tracks the pros and cons of big.

    Director:John Wilson
    Writer:Unknown

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  15. How To with John Wilson Season 2 Episode 2 - How to Appreciate Wine
    8.7/10(613 votes)

    S2:E2

    When confronted by the overwhelming and mysterious world of wine, John attempts to master his senses and make informed choices.

    Director:John Wilson
    Writers:John Wilson, Michael Koman, Susan Orlean, Conner O'Malley

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  16. How To with John Wilson Season 3 Episode 4 - How to Watch the Game
    8.8/10(515 votes)

    S3:E4

    John's discovery of the deeply-embedded rituals and bonding in sports leads to a greater appreciation of the game.

    Director:John Wilson
    Writer:Unknown

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  17. How To with John Wilson Season 3 Episode 6 - How to Track Your Package
    8.9/10(435 votes)

    S3:E6

    After having a delivery stolen, John investigates how to keep his packages secure.

    Director:John Wilson
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. How To with John Wilson Season 1 Episode 6 - How to Cook the Perfect Risotto
    9.1/10(944 votes)

    S1:E6

    To thank his elderly landlord for all the times she has cooked and cleaned for him, John attempts to make her favorite dish.

    Director:John Wilson
    Writers:John Wilson, Michael Koman, Alice Gregory

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Worst Episodes Summary

"How to Make Small Talk" is the worst rated episode of How To with John Wilson. It scored 8.1/10 from 1,072 votes. Written and directed by John Wilson, it aired on October 23, 2020. This episode scored 0.1 points lower than the second lowest rated, "How to Watch Birds".

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