The last chapter of the first HTP Arc sets the hunter family against the rancid nosferatu Pyotr, hopped up on the vitae of his comrades.

At the Constabulary in Wells-Next-The-Sea, Big-D is about to be interviewed by one Detective Sergeant Guy Chapman. He prepares to make use of his humongous, utterly paranoid brain to navigate his way through the labyrinth that is his family's own testimonies, avoiding detection by both the law and the Camarilla. Will his own family be his undoing? Or will his over-suspicious mind lead him down a path of no return? Does his brain really even properly function anymore? Oh no.

The family tend to sixth member of their family, Horse, Big-D's third and clearly most favouritest son, whom has fallen ill with some mysterious affliction. Since Horse is a horse, the dialogue gets quite one-sided as each and every single family member comes out, tends to him and speaks to him like a bunch of freaks talking to a horse (that is to say any horse owner).

Marckus is on a night out with his weirdo friends from the clandestine organisation known as the Arcanum, and soon enough comes into trouble with the local hooligans.

In this installment, Big-D continues his quest for the coveted 99p blender by emotionally manipulating a minimum wage worker – and subsequently having a panic attack.

In the mystifying finale of The Blender Crusade mini-arc, Big-D's panic attack reaches its crescendo as he assaults an old man with a skin condition working past his retirement age who is just trying to give his assailant advice on stocks.

Recorded in early December of 2006.

Important note! Chronologically, this takes place before Chapter 4. In this Hunter Audiodrama, we once again join in for some Father and Son-in-Law bonding, as they go on a Hunt for a potential Ghoul invader...

Important note! Chronologically, this takes place before Chapter 4. In this Audiolog, we linger on Boy, his... Original Fiction, and whatever might have happened in his brain after both the Cellar Incident, and whatever he discovered was wrong with their Horse.