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What is it like to raise children in Athens of 2024? Is there a good parenting manual? Sara and Michalis "have children" and now their life as a couple is in... another dimension. Their everyday

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    I Have Children Season 2 Episode 20 - Arrangements
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    #1 - Arrangements

    S2:E20

    A solo night out is never a straightforward affair. Sara and Michalis launch a relentless points-scoring competition to decide which one of them has finally earned the right to leave the house without the rest of the family. At the same time, Stavros, as the ultimate market research expert, takes it upon himself to help Stella choose the perfect pram — a mission that turns out to be far more complicated than he ever imagined. Meanwhile, at Chenua, Stef and Sofi are struggling to come up with the most impactful TikTok Challenge for their Gen Z beer.

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  2. I Have Children Season 2 Episode 21 - Second Children
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    #2 - Second Children

    S2:E21

    The classic guilt that haunts every parent comes back to haunt Sara when she realizes she hasn't devoted the same amount of time to her second child, Chara. She therefore decides to put together the ultimate photo album for her — with results that border on the excessive. At the office, Stavros makes it his mission to create a personal "sanctuary" for Michalis within Urbanic, a space where his friend can breathe away from everyone and everything. At the same time, Stef and Sofi set a new, ambitious goal: to secure an international wellness certification for Chenua.

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  3. I Have Children Season 2 Episode 22 - Easter
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    #3 - Easter

    S2:E22

    The Politis family, along with relatives and friends, decides to seek some peace and quiet at Antigoni's countryside home over the Easter holidays. However, as is often the case, nothing goes according to plan and the unexpected turns out to be the only constant. Maximilanos develops an unprecedented "addiction" to Easter sweets, while his parents, Ioanna and Ektoras, stubbornly refuse to take part in any of the traditional customs. Meanwhile, Stavros and Stella manage to get completely lost on the way to their destination. Amid this climate of general chaos, Sara and Michalis are confronted with a shocking possibility that will make them see the holidays in a whole new light.

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  4. I Have Children Season 2 Episode 23 - Dentist
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    #4 - Dentist

    S2:E23

    Sara and Michalis struggle to convince Tasos to sit in the dentist's chair, as his toothache leaves no room for further delay. Michalis and Stavros are set to appear as extras in their favorite crime series. Meanwhile, Ioanna, ever faithful to celebrity trends, takes it upon herself — in her own flamboyant way — to organize a spectacular gender reveal party for Stella.

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  5. I Have Children Season 2 Episode 24 - Sweets
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    #5 - Sweets

    S2:E24

    A new rule is imposed at home: Tasos and Chara must stay away from sweets of all kinds for 48 hours. Sara and Michalis do their best to enforce it, but the mission proves impossible. At Urbanic, Stavros takes charge of the office's technological upgrade, on the hunt for a company to replace the ancient computers. Finally, Ektoras watches his financial plans crumble when the fund in which he had invested all his savings… freezes.

    Director:Unknown
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  6. I Have Children Season 2 Episode 25 - Foreign Languages
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    #6 - Foreign Languages

    S2:E25

    Michalis and Sara's guilt goes through the roof when they realize that Tasos is falling behind his peers in foreign languages and decide he must start English lessons. Meanwhile at Urbanic, Toni demands more experiential articles with clickbait titles, and Michalis, with Stavros's help, tries to rise to the challenge. Finally, Ioanna pulls a surprise and asks for Sara's help for the very first time.

    Director:Unknown
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  8. I Have Children Season 2 Episode 26 - Pride
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    #7 - Pride

    S2:E26

    The drama teacher praises Tasos' acting talent, sending waves of pride through Sara and Michalis, who now see their son as a future star. Meanwhile, Chara, determined to right a wrong at school, calls in the big guns: her grandmother and the family lawyer. At Chenua, Sara tries to win the attention of Stef and Sofi by speaking their Gen Z language — that is, through a video.

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  9. I Have Children Season 2 Episode 27 - New Friends
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    #8 - New Friends

    S2:E27

    Sara and Michalis experience the rare luck of meeting two other parents with whom they seem to be a perfect match. The hope that they have finally found their "new friends" soon evaporates. Toni wins a new business venture in a card game and appoints Michalis and Stavros as those responsible for running it. Antigoni decides to retire.

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  10. I Have Children Season 2 Episode 28 - Career
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    #9 - Career

    S2:E28

    Sara struggles to turn down a tempting job offer from a major multinational company, but saying no proves far more complicated than expected. At the same time, Antigoni and Stelios fall victim to a con artist, throwing the whole family into turmoil. Meanwhile, Stavros and Michalis realize in the most comical way that the symptoms they have been feeling have a name: it's the classic midlife crisis, and it's knocking at their door.

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  11. I Have Children Season 2 Episode 29 - Secrets
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    #10 - Secrets

    S2:E29

    Sara and Michalis suspect that Tasos and Chara are hiding something important from them and mount an entire operation to find out what it is. In their effort to get to the bottom of it, they enlist the help of friends and relatives, but the plan ends in complete chaos!

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  12. I Have Children Season 2 Episode 30 - Advices
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    #11 - Advices

    S2:E30

    Tasos has grown up and is getting ready for his first flirtation! Sara and Michalis try to be the cool parents who give perfect romantic advice, without becoming overbearing. At the same time, Ioanna and Ektoras feel increasingly shut out by their social circle, while Stavros decides to take legal action against a company and enlists Antigoni to help him win the court battle.

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  13. I Have Children Season 2 Episode 31 - Guilts
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    #12 - Guilts

    S2:E31

    Sara is confronted with the most classic of parental guilt: she feels she isn't spending as much quality time with Chara as she would like. Meanwhile at Chenua, Stef and Sofi task Michalis with writing an appealing article about their new flavor. At the same time, Maximilanos' birthday is approaching and Ioanna wants to throw the greatest party her son has ever had.

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  14. I Have Children Season 2 Episode 32 - Excuses
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    #13 - Excuses

    S2:E32

    Michalis and Sara use the children's commitments as an excuse to avoid Stavros, Stef and Sofi, but it backfires. Meanwhile, Stavros and Toni kick off an epic board game tournament, while Antigoni and Stelios try to make sense of the unexpected results of Tasos' career aptitude test.

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  15. I Have Children Season 2 Episode 33 - I Have Parents
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    #14 - I Have Parents

    S2:E33

    In this special episode, the camera switches sides! Tasos and Chara become the narrators of the story and share with us their own perspective on their parents. With the disarming honesty that only children possess, they tell us about the difficulties, the quirks and the challenge of growing up… your parents. A different, tender and thoroughly enjoyable look at the everyday life of the Politis family.

    Director:Unknown
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  16. I Have Children Season 2 Episode 34 - Levels
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    #15 - Levels

    S2:E34

    Michalis and Sara hatch imaginative schemes to get Tasos and Chara to study on their own, hoping to advance to the next "level" of parenthood. Meanwhile, Stavros is utterly convinced that a woman has put a curse on him. Finally, Stella is confronted with a very unpleasant surprise at her workplace.

    Director:Unknown
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  17. I Have Children Season 2 Episode 35 - Joint Decisions
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    #16 - Joint Decisions

    S2:E35

    Responsibility for every unlikely question or demand from the children gets passed around like a hot potato between Michalis and Sara. The two of them deploy every possible excuse to avoid committing to Chara and Tasos' wild wishes, but the big question remains: how much longer will this trick keep working in the Politis household before the plan dissolves into glorious chaos?

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  18. I Have Children Season 2 Episode 36 - Mysteries
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    #17 - Mysteries

    S2:E36

    Sara and Michalis try to solve a series of mysteries they discover around their home upon returning from a night out. Along the way, they find that relatives and friends are all tangled up in the story, each one holding a vital clue to solving the puzzle.

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  19. I Have Children Season 2 Episode 37 - Environment
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    #18 - Environment

    S2:E37

    In the Politis family home, one "green" activity follows another with one single purpose: to raise Tasos and Chara's awareness about environmental protection. At the same time in Ekali, Ektoras is thrilled by the inspiration his muse generously bestows upon him. Meanwhile at Urbanic, Stavros opens up an online front against readers who are leaving negative comments on one of Michalis's articles.

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  20. I Have Children Season 2 Episode 38 - Mistakes
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    #19 - Mistakes

    S2:E38

    Michalis and Sara try to teach Chara that mistakes are part of life, but their efforts hit one obstacle after another. At the same time, Toni, having already dabbled in gambling and clickbait titles for Urbanic, decides to take the next step and try his luck in politics.

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  21. I Have Children Season 2 Episode 39 - Birth
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    #20 - Birth

    S2:E39

    Sara recounts, with plenty of humor, her experiences giving birth to the two Politis children. Through flashbacks, viewers relive the funniest moments from the past, leading up to the moment Stella brings the newest member of the family into the world.

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  22. I Have Children Season 2 Episode 40 - Last Times
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    #21 - Last Times

    S2:E40

    Sara and Michalis make an important decision about how they'll spend their summer, after talks with family and friends, in an episode full of emotion and farewells.

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  23. I Have Children Season 1 Episode 1 - Changes
    9.0/10(1 votes)

    #22 - Changes

    S1:E1

    Michalis and Sara realize that having children means that for years you may not be able to have a complete conversation with your partner. They aim to go out on a date but this turns out to be much more difficult than they thought. An old acquaintance of Stavros comes to the fore again, while Ektoras and Ioanna decide to donate all of Maximilianos' toys.

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  24. I Have Children Season 1 Episode 2 - Chores
    9.0/10(1 votes)

    #23 - Chores

    S1:E2

    Michalis and Sara drown in the world of extra work that comes with children. Sara decides to return to work and asks for the help of those close to her. Michalis and Stavros undertake to do one of Tasos's schoolwork instead of him.

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  25. I Have Children Season 1 Episode 3 - Playground
    9.0/10(1 votes)

    #24 - Playground

    S1:E3

    The family spends their entire day at the playground. There, Michalis is confronted with a lie he has told, while Stella and Sara interact with the "hot dad" of the park. Stavros becomes a kid again, while Ioanna and Hector go on a search for a turtle...

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  26. I Have Children Season 1 Episode 4 - Grandpas and Grandmas
    9.0/10(1 votes)

    #25 - Grandpas and Grandmas

    S1:E4

    Michalis and Sara are forced to ask the grandparents for help. Antigoni and Stelios do their best to make them regret it. Michalis' dream of an interview with the Security Forces is crushed because of Tony. Sara tries to reason with her new bosses on the issue of expenses.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Arrangements" is the worst rated episode of "I Have Children". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 3/30/2026. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Second Children".