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Kaboul Kitchen is a French comedy television series broadcast by Canal+. It was created by Marc Victor, Allan Mauduit and Jean-Patrick Benes. The series is based on the true story of Radio France Internationale journalist

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Kaboul Kitchen Season 3 Episode 1 - I'm Jacky
    6.0/10(9 votes)

    #1 - I'm Jacky

    S3:E1

    Sophie has been running Kabul Kitchen on her own since she believes her father died fleeing Kabul. When the police call her to tell her that they have arrested her father, Sophie fails to fail. At the police station, however, it is not Jacky that she discovers, but Michel, a small worldly crook who becomes encrusted in Kabul Kitchen. Amanullah comes out of prison, ruined. He had time to think in his cell. And he has a big project for his country...

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  2. Kaboul Kitchen Season 3 Episode 5 - The nose
    6.6/10(9 votes)

    #2 - The nose

    S3:E5

    Michel brings from France a world-famous nose, an old friend whom Amanullah will fall madly in love with. Michel discovers Jamal's true designs: the perfume lab financed by Europe is actually a heroin lab. To please Sophie, Damien agreed to let Lala accompany her on her excursions; but Lala secretly uses her expat bus to pass the roadblocks and ferry her weapons.

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  3. Kaboul Kitchen Season 3 Episode 6 - Bamboo Shot
    6.6/10(8 votes)

    #3 - Bamboo Shot

    S3:E6

    The NGO "The Bamboo's Solution", supported by Angelina Jolie, is likely to win grants at the expense of the rose programme. Michel uses all his talents to convince the representative of the European Commission to support the roses, in vain. The Russian mobsters lend a hand to Michel: they eliminate the European official. Lala's arms trade is uncovered. Damien understands that he was fooled. Jamal, the unloved son of the Amanullah clan, takes power. The colonel is thrown out into the street.

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  4. Kaboul Kitchen Season 3 Episode 3 - Colonel Cash Cash
    6.7/10(8 votes)

    #4 - Colonel Cash Cash

    S3:E3

    Michel convinces Amanullah to get involved in the rose program: it's good for the image of the future president. Jamal, Amanullah's disabled son, takes over the heads of the rose perfume labs. Damien learns that Sophie is pregnant, which doesn't really please him as he embarks on his new business: an extreme bus for thrill-seeking tourists. Lala, determined to keep the family tradition alive, began to traffic in arms.

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  5. Kaboul Kitchen Season 3 Episode 4 - Chicks and men
    6.7/10(8 votes)

    #5 - Chicks and men

    S3:E4

    The humanitarian program is stalling. Michel has a bright idea: we must organize an "Afghanton" for the benefit of drug victims. For the com', Amanullah will burn his opium production live. Habib, propelled on stage against his will, sings and makes a hit. A true Machiavelli, Amanullah's son reveals his true face.

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  6. Kaboul Kitchen Season 3 Episode 7 - The speech at the UN
    6.7/10(8 votes)

    #6 - The speech at the UN

    S3:E7

    Amanullah is invited to give a speech at the UN. Since burning his opium in front of the cameras, the repentant drug trafficker has been a star. Problem: Amanullah has been depressed at Kabul Kitchen since he was kicked out of his palace by his son. Habib, pushed by Michel who sees it as a possible source of income, joins the cast of the "Afghan Star", the "New Star" Afghan version. There he meets Pissenlit, an attractive competitor. It's love at first sight. Problem: The girl's father is a fearsome warlord.

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  7. Kaboul Kitchen Season 1 Episode 3 - The Panther & the Printer
    6.8/10(16 votes)

    #7 - The Panther & the Printer

    S1:E3

    Jacky's having trouble sourcing alcohol. Relations with his regular suppliers are rather tense and he has serious doubts about the seemingly easy solution that Colonel Amanullah offers by way of help.

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  8. Kaboul Kitchen Season 1 Episode 4 - Dollars and Passion
    6.8/10(16 votes)

    #8 - Dollars and Passion

    S1:E4

    When Jacky is seduced by a customer, it may have serious financial consequences for the restaurant. Sophie contacts election candidate Hamida about opening her girls' school in a poor neighbourhood.

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  9. Kaboul Kitchen Season 3 Episode 2 - Russians and roses
    6.8/10(9 votes)

    #9 - Russians and roses

    S3:E2

    Michel receives a visit from patibular Russians: he owes them a colossal sum of money. Accused, Michel offers his services to Victor, in charge of the humanitarian program "Roses against Opium", in the hope of discreetly diverting funds. Amanullah gathers his children to announce his great project: he will be the next president of Afghanistan! Lala collapsed. Axel meets Jamal, the colonel's disabled son and the naughty duckling of the brood.

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  10. Kaboul Kitchen Season 3 Episode 10 - Sophie's choice
    6.8/10(7 votes)

    #10 - Sophie's choice

    S3:E10

    The Russians force Sophie to hand Michel over to them against Damien's release. Amanullah and Lala, deprived of the army, steal a stockpile of weapons and a mysterious safe. Victor finds himself with an international arrest warrant on his back; Jamal's heroin trafficking fell on him. Amanullah learns that Sophie and Michel are in mortal danger. The whole little "family" of Kabul Kitchen board Damien's bus to fly to their rescue.

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  11. Kaboul Kitchen Season 1 Episode 1 - The Girl with the Big Suitcase
    6.9/10(20 votes)

    #11 - The Girl with the Big Suitcase

    S1:E1

    Jacky's daughter arrives in Kaboul. She wants to do humanitarian work, but he wants her back on the plane...

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  12. Kaboul Kitchen Season 3 Episode 8 - Afghan therapy
    6.9/10(7 votes)

    #12 - Afghan therapy

    S3:E8

    Amanullah leaves Kabul, covered in shame after crying in front of the world's cameras at the UN. He takes refuge in the Mountains of Logar, at the home of Monadjat, a "war lady", a long-time friend. Axel, against Lala's advice, decides to adopt Aklamash, a 12-year-old orphan who has been following him everywhere since they met. As for Michel, he was arrested by the anti-drug squad which forced him to work together to bring down Jamal's business. For Michel, it's an opportunity to get rid of the Russians by making them take the blame.

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  13. Kaboul Kitchen Season 3 Episode 9 - Afghan-led robbery
    6.9/10(7 votes)

    #13 - Afghan-led robbery

    S3:E9

    Amanullah discovers that his son Jamal is about to sell his drug to Russians. That's one too many for the colonel. He takes Michel on board to storm the heroin convoy and destroy it. Damien decided to leave Kabul without telling Sophie, who is due to give birth shortly. But on the way to the airport, Axel needs him: Lala is in danger. They all end up at the place of the deal with the Russians. But they don't know that Michel has made a deal with the police, and nothing goes according to plan... Meanwhile, Habib, threatened by Pissenlit's father, flees with his dulcinea.

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  14. Kaboul Kitchen Season 1 Episode 2 - The Swimming Pool
    7.0/10(19 votes)

    #14 - The Swimming Pool

    S1:E2

    Jacky's fundamentalist neighbour is outraged by what's going on at the Kabul Kitchen and gets him embroiled in a long argument with the Afghan authorities. Sophie plans to open a school for girls.

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  15. Kaboul Kitchen Season 3 Episode 11 - So spoke Amanullah
    7.0/10(7 votes)

    #15 - So spoke Amanullah

    S3:E11

    The stolen safe contains a large amount of enriched liquid uranium. If they want to sell this precious cargo and pocket $100 million, they have to go to Kandahar. The epic continues towards the mountains. So here they are not only pursued by the Russians who want Michel back, but also by Yazad who wants his safe back, and by Pissenlit's father who wants his daughter back. Suddenly, Sophie has her first contractions... The bus must stop again.

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  16. Kaboul Kitchen Season 2 Episode 1 - Plague and Cholera
    7.1/10(15 votes)

    #16 - Plague and Cholera

    S2:E1

    After three months, Jacky finally 'escapes' his kidnappers, but is shocked to find a crumbling shell where Kabul Kitchen used to be and a landlord chasing unpaid rent. Can he make it a hotspot again?

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  17. Kaboul Kitchen Season 2 Episode 2 - My Name Is Robert, Jacky Robert
    7.1/10(11 votes)

    #17 - My Name Is Robert, Jacky Robert

    S2:E2

    If Jacky's contract with the CIA seems too good to be true, that's because it is, which becomes clear when he's given his first assignment. Meanwhile, Sophie secures funding for a new sports stadium.

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  18. Kaboul Kitchen Season 3 Episode 12 - Valiant Michel
    7.1/10(7 votes)

    #18 - Valiant Michel

    S3:E12

    Sophie gives birth, with the help of Michel. But the Russians caught up with the bus. Michel, the one responsible for all their problems, sacrifices himself. The Russians are recovering the uranium and Michel. The latter owes his salvation to providence... and his talent. Back in Kabul, nothing will be the way it used to be: Sophie realizes that Afghanistan is not a country to raise a child, she leaves Kabul with her daughter. Damien himself, stays, preferring the party to his new responsibilities. Sophie entrusts the Kabul Kitchen to Michel. Axel and Lala split up. As for the colonel, he embarked on the presidential campaign.

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  19. Kaboul Kitchen Season 1 Episode 5 - Fear in Kaboul
    7.2/10(17 votes)

    #19 - Fear in Kaboul

    S1:E5

    When rockets hit Kabul and the restaurant is UN blacklisted, profits take a hit so Jacky hires some mercenaries. What could possibly go wrong? Sophie wants Axel's help with the girls' school campaign.

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  20. Kaboul Kitchen Season 1 Episode 7 - Sophie's Departure
    7.2/10(12 votes)

    #20 - Sophie's Departure

    S1:E7

    Sophie wants to return to France after the opening of her girls' school gets no publicity and few pupils turn up. Jacky fears he has cancer, but is hesitant about being treated in an Afghan hospital.

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  21. Kaboul Kitchen Season 2 Episode 3 - The Third Gulf War
    7.2/10(10 votes)

    #21 - The Third Gulf War

    S2:E3

    Sophie meets Amanullah's daughter Lala and admires her tenacity so much they decide to organise a female football team to help fund the stadium. CIA agent Harvey Stein is still giving Jacky headaches.

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  22. Kaboul Kitchen Season 1 Episode 6 - Vice and Verses
    7.3/10(16 votes)

    #22 - Vice and Verses

    S1:E6

    Colonel Amanullah asks Jacky to hide his mistress Djamila when she is discovered by his wives, but Sophie objects to Djamila's confinement in her room. Then Jacky finds himself arrested for procuring.

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  23. Kaboul Kitchen Season 1 Episode 9 - Martine in Kaboul
    7.3/10(11 votes)

    #23 - Martine in Kaboul

    S1:E9

    Outraged by Nigel's report, in which Jacky's lifestyle is exposed, Sophie's mother Martine rushes to Kabul to ask for the child support she never received and hires an Afghan lawyer to represent her.

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  24. Kaboul Kitchen Season 2 Episode 10 - The Man with the Pearl Pistol
    7.3/10(12 votes)

    #24 - The Man with the Pearl Pistol

    S2:E10

    The CIA threaten Jacky with a one-way ticket to Guantanamo if he doesn't help with their investigation. Jacky must retrieve the murder weapon, an ivory-handled gun, but it's easier said than done.

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  25. Kaboul Kitchen Season 1 Episode 8 - White Lies Between Friends
    7.4/10(11 votes)

    #25 - White Lies Between Friends

    S1:E8

    Amanullah is inspired to improve his media profile when BBC reporter Nigel, an associate of Jacky, turns up. But Jacky doesn't want a journalist uncovering his connection to the drug lord colonel.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"I'm Jacky" is the worst rated episode of "Kaboul Kitchen". It scored 6/10 based on 9 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 2/20/2017. This episode scored 0.6 points lower than the second lowest rated, "The nose".