The Worst Episodes of Kill Your Lawn

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The grassy industrial complex is killing the planet. To save life on Earth, it's time to laugh our way to a lawn-less future.

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Kill Your Lawn Season 1 Episode 1 - F$%& the Suburbs
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    #1 - F$%& the Suburbs

    S1:E1

    Deep in the suburbs of San Diego, Joey and Al help a couple rethink their front yard. Joey is confronted by a Border Patrol agent and a truckload of goats as he wreaks havoc.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Kill Your Lawn Season 1 Episode 2 - Pineapple Rescue: 911
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    #2 - Pineapple Rescue: 911

    S1:E2

    Nurserywoman Lyz is ready to practice what she preaches on her Ft. Lauderdale lawn. With dreams of hosting a butterfly rave, Joey and Al manage to burn some weeds not once, but twice.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. Kill Your Lawn Season 1 Episode 3 - Let's Re-Dune This Lawn
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    #3 - Let's Re-Dune This Lawn

    S1:E3

    The killing spree continues for native plant converts John and Julie. They killed their lawn at home, and will now turn turf into wild dune habitat at their beach house on South Padre Island.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Kill Your Lawn Season 1 Episode 4 - Tiny Cups & Big Trees
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    #4 - Tiny Cups & Big Trees

    S1:E4

    With the help of a legendary naturalist, Joey sets aside fears of an outstanding arrest warrant in Miami to help lawn killer Charlie fight a dated city regulation against two mighty cypress species.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Kill Your Lawn Season 1 Episode 5 - Attack of the Jacaranda
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    #5 - Attack of the Jacaranda

    S1:E5

    John and Carol want to be good Californians and cut down on water for their lawn. A fight about jacaranda trees threatens to derail the process, but motocross riders cut through the tension.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Kill Your Lawn Season 1 Episode 6 - Secret Mariachi Garden
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    #6 - Secret Mariachi Garden

    S1:E6

    A classic book, "The Secret Garden," inspires Zaena and Arnoldo to transform their cookie cutter backyard into South Texas native habitat.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Kill Your Lawn Season 1 Episode 7 - Embrace The Swamp
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    #7 - Embrace The Swamp

    S1:E7

    In New Orleans, being prepared for excess water is the name of the game. Jared's lawn is administered its last rites, while Joey and Al strip down for a dip in a yard swamp.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Kill Your Lawn Season 1 Episode 8 - Your Lawn Is a Drag
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    #8 - Your Lawn Is a Drag

    S1:E8

    The Swamp Fly Team endeavors to have Debbie's lawn certified as natural habitat, but only after two drag queens wrestle on it.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Worst Episodes Summary

"F$%& the Suburbs" is the worst rated episode of "Kill Your Lawn". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 4/22/2023. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Pineapple Rescue: 911".