The Best Episodes of Kingswood Country

Ted Bullpit has all the charm and sensitivity of a man who has been raised in the forest by bears. In this the first episode, Thelma decides Ted isn't interested in her anymore and buys a copy of 'The Joy of Sex' to spice up their marriage.

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When Thel and Greta go to Melbourne for a wedding, Bruno must move in and cook for Ted.

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When next-door's willow tree grows in and cracks the driveway. Ted's horrible brother Bob the Datsun dealer, solves the problem in a stunning way.

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Ted's belief that 'all actors are fairies' is strengthened when he discovers that Craig is cast as the lead of the Med Students Revue and is starting to act strangely.

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Ted's plans for an ANZAC Day reunion of the 2nd Field Kitchen go wrong when his old mate, Donger Jackson arrives. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

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When Ted discovers Thel has saved $5000 to buy a Datsun he insists on investing it and to Thel's dismay, buys shares in an unkown offshore oil company.

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Ted's running battle with the kids from the Catholic school develops into full scale war when the Kingswood's aerial is broken off & Sister Maria visits him. a BIG thank you to T.S. who made this synopsis possible.

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In the grand tradition of the Aussie know how that carved the wilderness into this great nation, Ted tries to save money by attempting to fix a dripping tap by himself. However a man has certain time honoured rituals to acknowledge. As Ted says, "if a job's worth doing, it's a job worth doing with a beer first."

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When Ted & Thel return unexpectedly from a weekend away,they find Craig has his girlfriend staying overnight. a BIG thank you to T.S. who made this synopsis possible.

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All his life Ted has been tormented by his evil, loud and venal brother,Bob. Apart from committing the unpardonable sin of becoming a Datsun Dealer, Bob is forever complicating Ted's simple-minded life. With Thel and Bob's wife Merle away, Bob and Ted go out on the town with a couple of girls.

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Ted takes to music like a duck takes to gymnastics, but a man is never too old to learn new mistakes, so there is tension in the family when Aunty Pearl dies and leaves a piano to be shared by Ted and Bruno.

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When Ted overhears Thel discussing some secret arrangments with a strange man, he jumps to the conclusion that she's having an affair.

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When Thel has a prang in the Datsun and is rushed to hospital,Greta and Bruno move in to look after Ted.

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According to Ted, he laughed at death on a daily basis during the war and nothing can disturb our man of steel, except a good dose of reality, so he gets a nasty shock when his anniversary gift to Greta and Bruno turns him into a condemned man.

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When the house is ransacked during the night,Ted decides to set his famous Kokoda Trap to catch the culprit.

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Graham Kennedy, The King, is coming to dine at Wombat Crescent and for some reason Thelma is very excited. Ted is not impressed. For a start Graham comes to Melbourne and it's not as if he is someone really important like Peter Brock. Still, a man has to lend a hand, but Ted lends two left feet.

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When Craig is mistakenly arrested at a demonstration, Ted's determination to clear the good name of Bullpitt lands him in gaol. a BIG thank you to T.S. who made this synopsis possible.

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After Uncle Bob & Merle split up again, Thel's plans to re-unite them land Ted in hot water.

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The bloody woman's at it again. This time she's tarryhootin' around Italy with Bruno's Mum. Then Bruno's Dad comes to stay. It makes a man wonder why he fought and won the war in the first place because Italians wander in and out like they own the joint. The world's picking on Ted as usual.

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Craig brings home a guinea pig his Mum names Terry. The Uni Professor rings & tells them they must be quarantined now be cause the guinea pig has a contagious disease. A few unexpected guests have to share their quarantine, so Ted uses this time to practice his army re-union entertainment act. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

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Ted's plans to get rich quick get out of hand when the detergent he's selling proves to be stronger than expected.

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After Bob and Merle stay for the weekend, Ted and Bob make a big wager - with the Kingswood going to the winner.

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Ted's role in the downfall of Adolf Hitler is vividly recreated when he enters a national playwriting competition. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

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After Ted applies for the sales manager's job, a computer error sparks off an all-new, power crazy Ted Bullpitt.

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When Ted decides to fight a parking fine, the legal system finds the Bullpitt form of justice unlike any other. a BIG thank you to TS who made this synopsis possible.

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