The Worst Episodes of Kittens in a Cage

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Ukulele-playing bad girl Junie Butler gets muscled into prison by her rat fink friends. Abandoned by all, she turns to the warm embrace of her pyromaniac cellmate as they plot to escape from a power

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Kittens in a Cage Season 1 Episode 1 - Ain't Even Got a Mustache
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    #1 - Ain't Even Got a Mustache

    S1:E1

    Swell gal Junie Butler is sent up river to Marquetta State Prison, landing in the clutches of the hook-handed Matron and her sidekick, prison guard Nancy. Junie impresses her cellmate Vickie with her ukulele song about how she was double-crossed. Special appearances by Constantine Maroulis as Jesus, Connor Trinneer as Officer Jerry, Michaela Watkins as Vanessa and Tyne Daly as Pinky.

    Director:Unknown
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  2. Kittens in a Cage Season 1 Episode 2 - Wardrobe Full of Tight Sweaters
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    #2 - Wardrobe Full of Tight Sweaters

    S1:E2

    Vickie shows Junie the ropes, and introduces a few inmates: cheery thief Peggy, pill-popping Lois, mute cannibal Barbara, and the Alpha female of the cellblock: ax-murderer/ Beauty Queen Jeannine. Ma pays Junie a visit in the slammer with a suspicious proposition. Special appearance by Phil LaMarr as Charlie.

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  3. Kittens in a Cage Season 1 Episode 3 - She More Reprobatey
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    #3 - She More Reprobatey

    S1:E3

    When Vickie comes to trade some prison hooch, Jeannine reveals she has plans for Junie. On the yard, Lois shows up in a panic with some story about Peggy giving birth to a dozen furry babies. Junie’s attempts to bond with her fellow inmates is cut short when Jeannine has Barbara show someone who’s boss. Special appearances by Michelle Monaghan as Marjorie, Joel McHale as Wally and Brian T. Finney as Randy

    Director:Unknown
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  4. Kittens in a Cage Season 1 Episode 4 - Holy Moly, That Ain't Sanitary
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    #4 - Holy Moly, That Ain't Sanitary

    S1:E4

    Vickie rescues Junie from Jeannie’s advances in the laundry room, and Jeannine vows revenge. In the wake of the bloody fight, Junie confesses her love and seduces Vickie. They are interrupted by Nancy who hauls Vickie off to the Matron for some “rehabilitation.” Special appearances by Kim Evey as Min the Chinese Poisoner and Jason Ritter as Carl Trenton.

    Director:Unknown
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  5. Kittens in a Cage Season 1 Episode 5 - Have Another Muffin, Nancy
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    #5 - Have Another Muffin, Nancy

    S1:E5

    After Vickie’s “treatment”, the Matron regales Nancy with the tale of how she lost her arm when she was just a young girl to her beloved pet monkey. With the damaged Vickie back in their cell, Junie sings her a song of revenge. They make love and dream of escape. Special appearances by Bob Clendenin as Cornelius, Amy Brenneman as Gertrude, Christina Moore as Swilda, and Felicia Day as Young Josephine.

    Director:Unknown
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  6. Kittens in a Cage Season 1 Episode 6 - Nobody Keeps Me in a Hampster Cage
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    #6 - Nobody Keeps Me in a Hampster Cage

    S1:E6

    Just as Vickie and Junie’s plans are nearing completion, Jeannie gets wind of it and rats them out to the Matron. When Vickie and Junie confront Jeannine in the shower, Barbara turns on her and they all pull together to show Jeannine what happens to snitches.

    Director:Unknown
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  7. Kittens in a Cage Season 1 Episode 7 - Punch and Lemon Squares
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    #7 - Punch and Lemon Squares

    S1:E7

    The prison talent show is a glorious evening of music and magic, but ends in riot and a mass breakout. Nothing is left of Matron but her empty hook. Junie and Vickie make it all the way to Mexico, where life as free women seems pretty swell, until a poker game with some gunslingers erupts in a blaze of gunfire…Special appearances by Jonathan Sadowski as Armand and Misha Collins as Dash.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Ain't Even Got a Mustache" is the worst rated episode of "Kittens in a Cage". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 2/20/2015. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Wardrobe Full of Tight Sweaters".