It is shown how the town of Strongburg came to be.

Stupid Horse receives an upgrade after a major injury.

When Battle Ham disappears due to Gawd removing all food from the world, the Strongburg citizens mourn him in different ways.

To make money, King Yeti plans an auction to sell his beloved bike and Lazor Wulf gets a job to buy it for him.

After the citizens of Strongburg get the Earth blown up again, Gawd forces them to live up in Heaven with him.

The Youth seeks revenge on Canon Wulf for spilling her milk, while Canon Wulf treats the Delicadancers to a spa day.

Jamantha invites Lamont Brickwater onto her talk show in order to expose him as a fraud.

Lazor Wulf and God engage in a cosmic game of Rock Paper Scissors.

Lazor Wulf, convinced that Action Jackson is a documentary, pesters Carl Weathers and accuses him of killing the titular character.

Matilda makes a bet with God to allow the Round Earthers to change Tuesdays into Sundays if she can convince Lazor Wulf to sign an eternal contract.

Blazor's new plant store is haunted by a Forest Spirit.

Stupid Horse finds a group of people who respect him.

After Gawd's stress levels rise, he forces him and everyone in Strongburg to take a day off, much to Lazor Wulf's dismay.

After Canon Wulf buys the local Delicadanci, the power and money go to his head.

After Esther's is destroyed, Lazor Wulf plans his future death, as he claims to be allergic to everything but Esther's. Meanwhile Stupid Horse tries to replicate Esther's to stop him from dying.

After Lazor Wulf's new song becomes a hit, Gawd accuses him of stealing it from him.

Lazor, Canon, Blazor, and Florence try to have a good Father's Day with their estranged father/husband, Demon Wulf.

Lazor Wulf goes to extreme measures when trying to prove that the Earth is round.

Lazor Wulf and Canon Wulf's howling at the moon attracts everyone in Strongburg.

Lazor Wulf, Canon Wulf, and King Yeti set out to find the last copy of Action Jackson, while Stupid Horse is being tricked into smuggling things.