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The Worst Episodes of Million Dollar Matchmaker

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The world's most renowned matchmaker, Patti Stanger, returns with millionaires from her past and present as they bring their relationship problems and issues to the exclusive "Millionaire's Club" for a final chance at finding love.

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Million Dollar Matchmaker Season 1 Episode 1 - The Ken Doll and the Cliff Diver
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    #1 - The Ken Doll and the Cliff Diver

    S1:E1

    Patti takes on Justin, the "Human Ken Doll" and Claudia, a three time divorcee who cliff dives into toxic relationships.

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  2. Million Dollar Matchmaker Season 1 Episode 2 - The Princess and the Man Boy
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    #2 - The Princess and the Man Boy

    S1:E2

    A former princess and a comedian enlist Patti's help to find love. Later, Patti's ambushed; and Destin and Rachel return.

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  3. Million Dollar Matchmaker Season 1 Episode 3 - Farrah Abraham
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    #3 - Farrah Abraham

    S1:E3

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  4. Million Dollar Matchmaker Season 1 Episode 4 - Loosey Goosey and Mr. Forever 21
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    #4 - Loosey Goosey and Mr. Forever 21

    S1:E4

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    Director:Unknown
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  5. Million Dollar Matchmaker Season 1 Episode 5 - The Pop Star and the American Psycho
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    #5 - The Pop Star and the American Psycho

    S1:E5

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  6. Million Dollar Matchmaker Season 1 Episode 6 - The Dumped DJ and Shallow Hal
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    #6 - The Dumped DJ and Shallow Hal

    S1:E6

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  7. Million Dollar Matchmaker Season 1 Episode 7 - The Ice Queen and the Playboy Chef
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    #7 - The Ice Queen and the Playboy Chef

    S1:E7

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  8. Million Dollar Matchmaker Season 1 Episode 8 - The Crying Virgin and the Gullible
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    #8 - The Crying Virgin and the Gullible

    S1:E8

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  9. Million Dollar Matchmaker Season 1 Episode 9 - The Immature Bridesmaid and the Ex From the Block
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    #9 - The Immature Bridesmaid and the Ex From the Block

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  10. Million Dollar Matchmaker Season 1 Episode 10 - The Doormat and the Lazy Lion
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    #10 - The Doormat and the Lazy Lion

    S1:E10

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  11. Million Dollar Matchmaker Season 2 Episode 1 - The Cliff Diver and The Egomaniac
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    #11 - The Cliff Diver and The Egomaniac

    S2:E1

    Patti is not in paradise with two tough clients from "The Bachelor"; Vinny Ventiera, a cliff diver who falls too hard too fast and Daniel Maguire, a judgmental narcissist with absurd expectations.

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  12. Million Dollar Matchmaker Season 2 Episode 2 - Devina A.d.d. & The Relationship Virgin
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    #12 - Devina A.d.d. & The Relationship Virgin

    S2:E2

    Patti matches wits with Devina Kaur, a sex-obsessed author who challenges her at every turn, and Peter Curti, a gay millennial entrepreneur searching for his first real relationship.

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  13. Million Dollar Matchmaker Season 2 Episode 3 - Mr. Build-A-Girl and the Basketball Wife
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    #13 - Mr. Build-A-Girl and the Basketball Wife

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    Patti goes head-to-head with mouthy “Basketball Wives: LA” star Laura Govan and a perfectionist who only wants a picture-perfect woman.

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  14. Million Dollar Matchmaker Season 2 Episode 4 - The Ageist and the Snob
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    #14 - The Ageist and the Snob

    S2:E4

    Patti has her work cut out for her when two high intensity lawyers check in. David Goldman, the epic ageist, and Rhonda Wills, a red carpet snob, force Patti to pull out all the stops to try to find them love.

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  15. Million Dollar Matchmaker Season 2 Episode 5 - Little Lovebird & Mr. Know-It-All
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    #15 - Little Lovebird & Mr. Know-It-All

    S2:E5

    Patti clashes with poker player Jason Karniol who has yet to play his cards right in his dating life. Wedding planner Kacy McInturff hopes her quest for love at the Millionaire’s Club goes off without a hitch.

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  16. Million Dollar Matchmaker Season 2 Episode 6 - The Rapping Politician & The '90s Rap Icon
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    #16 - The Rapping Politician & The '90s Rap Icon

    S2:E6

    Shawn Isaac is a former politician and current rapper who judges women based on their resume; '90s rap icon Monie Love micromanages her men into man babies.

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  17. Million Dollar Matchmaker Season 2 Episode 7 - Bad Boy Magnet and The Insta-Ham
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    #17 - Bad Boy Magnet and The Insta-Ham

    S2:E7

    Patti faces off against social media addict Christopher Lourdes who picks up women by flashing his wealth on Instagram; Love and Hip Hop star Tiffany Foxx, a sexy rapper who is seduced by bad boys.

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  18. Million Dollar Matchmaker Season 2 Episode 8 - Mr. Hit It And Quit It and the Baywatch Babe
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    #18 - Mr. Hit It And Quit It and the Baywatch Babe

    S2:E8

    Patti battles Marcellas Reynolds, an explosive celeb stylist with a "hit it and quit it" habit; Baywatch babe Donna D'Errico dives back into dating for the first time since her divorce.

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  19. Million Dollar Matchmaker Season 2 Episode 9 - Crazy Kelly & the Desperate Housewife
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    #19 - Crazy Kelly & the Desperate Housewife

    S2:E9

    Two Real Housewives check into the Millionaire's Club; New York's "Crazy" Kelly Bensimon must overcome her bad reputation; Atlanta's Claudia Jordan, a liar magnet, exposes a shocking secret.

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  20. Million Dollar Matchmaker Season 2 Episode 10 - Mr. Self-Absorbed & the Trainwreck
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    #20 - Mr. Self-Absorbed & the Trainwreck

    S2:E10

    Patti takes on her youngest client yet, the infamous wild child Courtney Stodden who trainwrecks through her date; MMA fighter Shondo Blades, the one-man show who goes barking up the wrong tree.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"The Ken Doll and the Cliff Diver" is the worst rated episode of "Million Dollar Matchmaker". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 7/8/2016. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "The Princess and the Man Boy".