The Worst Episodes of Modern Love
Every episode of Modern Love ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Modern Love!
An unlikely friendship. A lost love resurfaced. A marriage at its turning point. A date that might not have been a date. An unconventional new family. These are unique stories about the joys and tribulations of love, each inspired by true events.
Lowest Rated Episodes Summary
The worst episode of "Modern Love" is "A Life Plan for Two, Followed By One", rated 5.7/10 from 1496 user votes. It was directed by Marta Cunningham and written by Marta Cunningham, Dime Davis, Sarra-Jane Piat-Kelly. "A Life Plan for Two, Followed By One" aired on 8/12/2021 and is rated 0.0 point(s) lower than the second lowest rated, "Am I ...? Maybe This Quiz Will Tell Me".
5.7/10 1,496 votes#1 - A Life Plan for Two, Followed By One
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 8/12/2021
"He was everything a 10-year-old girl could ever hope for in a man. It was decided; I was in love. I started to wonder if the glow from my wedding dress would make him look washed-out. I began devising a plan in which he and I would end up '2gether 4ever,' as all my notebooks stated."
Director: Marta Cunningham
Writer: Marta Cunningham, Dime Davis, Sarra-Jane Piat-Kelly
5.7/10 1,388 votes#2 - Am I ...? Maybe This Quiz Will Tell Me
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 8/12/2021
"In retrospect, maybe I should have known who I was the first time I went looking for a quiz called 'Am I gay?' But I didn’t."
Director: Logan George, Celine Held
Writer: Celine Held, Logan George
5.7/10 1,197 votes#3 - How Do You Remember Me?
Season 2 Episode 7 - Aired 8/12/2021
"I don’t remember his last name. He was handsome, with a nice smile and startlingly blue eyes. The sex was good, I think. We didn’t know each other well. We never would."
Director: Andrew Rannells
Writer: Andrew Rannells
6.3/10 3,174 votes#4 - So He Looked Like Dad. It Was Just Dinner, Right?
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 10/18/2019
“He was very handsome. He wore gray turtleneck sweaters and smelled like mint aftershave and old books. He was 55 and recently divorced for the second time. He was my father. He wasn't really my father.”
Director: Emmy Rossum
Writer: Audrey Wells
6.5/10 3,523 votes#5 - Rallying to Keep the Game Alive
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 10/18/2019
“We rallied, not with the adrenaline-pumping determination to win at all costs, but with the patience and control that came with not wanting it to be over: not the summer, not our son’s childhood, not this game, ever.”
Director: Sharon Horgan
Writer: Sharon Horgan
6.9/10 1,366 votes#6 - In the Waiting Room of Estranged Spouses
Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 8/12/2021
"A few months later, I was in the psychologist’s reception room, paying for my fourth really good cry, when a woman carrying a child walked in. I didn’t recognize her at first, and then I remembered her face. 'Are you the wife of the guy my wife is having an affair with?' I asked tactlessly. 'Yeah,' she said. 'But we’re not together anymore.'"
Director: John Crowley
Writer: Susan Soon He Stanton
7.2/10 1,840 votes#7 - The Night Girl Finds a Day Boy
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 8/12/2021
"I'm a vampire, basically — going to bed around 8 or 9 a.m. and waking around 4 or 5 p.m. First dates usually go OK because they’re in the evening, but complications quickly arise."
Director: Jesse Peretz
Writer: Sarah Heyward
7.4/10 3,444 votes#8 - At the Hospital, an Interlude of Clarity
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 10/18/2019
“There is never a good time to fall off your couch onto a martini glass and begin losing a dangerous amount of blood, but having this happen in the middle of a promising date is an especially bad time.”
Director: Tom Hall
Writer: Tom Hall
7.5/10 1,093 votes#9 - A Second Embrace, with Hearts and Eyes Open
Season 2 Episode 8 - Aired 8/12/2021
"On this night, long after we had thrown in the towel on us, here we were again, crawling back into the ring. This time, though, it would be different. We just never imagined how different it would become, or how quickly."
Director: John Carney
Writer: Kieran Carney
7.6/10 3,057 votes#10 - Hers Was a World of One
Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 10/18/2019
“There was no guarantee that doing an open adoption would get us a baby any faster… in fact, our agency warned us that, as a gay male couple, we might be in for a long wait.”
Director: John Carney
Writer: John Carney
7.7/10 2,565 votes#11 - Strangers on a (Dublin) Train
Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 8/12/2021
"We met on a train. A perfect, flirtatious, six hours. The beginning of our love story? Trusting in the power of the universe, we hadn’t exchanged mobile numbers. Sometimes, a romantic plan isn’t enough."
Director: John Carney
Writer: John Carney
8.0/10 2,519 votes#12 - On a Serpentine Road, With the Top Down
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 8/12/2021
"Driving, with the top down, I’m reminded that I too can shift gears, face risk, handle inconvenience — and survive tragedy. My partner, eyes misting, says: 'You love that car. And your husband was an extraordinary man.'"
Director: John Carney
Writer: John Carney
8.2/10 2,701 votes#13 - The Race Grows Sweeter Near Its Final Lap
Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 10/18/2019
“Old love is different. In our 70s and 80s, we had been through enough of life’s ups and downs to know who we were, and we had learned to compromise. The finish line was drawing closer.”
Director: Tom Hall
Writer: John Carney, Tom Hall
8.3/10 5,299 votes#14 - When Cupid Is a Prying Journalist
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 10/18/2019
“I tossed out one last question: ‘Have you ever been in love?’ No one, he said, had ever asked him that in an interview. ‘Yes,’ he finally answered. ‘But I didn’t realize it until it was too late.’ Then he asked me to turn off my recorder. I hit Stop."
Director: John Carney
Writer: John Carney
8.3/10 5,310 votes#15 - Take Me as I Am, Whoever I Am
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 10/18/2019
“My personal life was another story. In love there’s no hiding: You have to let someone know who you are, but I didn’t have a clue who I was from one moment to the next.”
Director: John Carney
Writer: John Carney
8.4/10 6,102 votes#16 - When the Doorman Is Your Main Man
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 10/18/2019
“Ours was a common and unsung friendship, that between women living in New York, single and alone, and the doormen who take care of them, acting as gatekeepers, bodyguards, confidants and father figures.”
Director: John Carney
Writer: John Carney