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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Modern Love Season 2 Episode 5 - Am I ...? Maybe This Quiz Will Tell Me
    5.7/10(3 votes)

    #1 - Am I ...? Maybe This Quiz Will Tell Me

    S2:E5

    "In retrospect, maybe I should have known who I was the first time I went looking for a quiz called 'Am I gay?' But I didn’t."

    Directors:Celine Held, Logan George
    Writers:Logan George, Celine Held

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  2. Modern Love Season 2 Episode 6 - In the Waiting Room of Estranged Spouses
    6.0/10(3 votes)

    #2 - In the Waiting Room of Estranged Spouses

    S2:E6

    "A few months later, I was in the psychologist’s reception room, paying for my fourth really good cry, when a woman carrying a child walked in. I didn’t recognize her at first, and then I remembered her face. 'Are you the wife of the guy my wife is having an affair with?' I asked tactlessly. 'Yeah,' she said. 'But we’re not together anymore.'"

    Director:John Crowley
    Writer:Susan Soon He Stanton

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  3. Modern Love Season 1 Episode 6 - So He Looked Like Dad. It Was Just Dinner, Right?
    6.3/10(19 votes)

    #3 - So He Looked Like Dad. It Was Just Dinner, Right?

    S1:E6

    “He was very handsome. He wore gray turtleneck sweaters and smelled like mint aftershave and old books. He was 55 and recently divorced for the second time. He was my father. He wasn't really my father.”

    Director:Emmy Rossum
    Writer:Audrey Wells

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  4. Modern Love Season 2 Episode 7 - How Do You Remember Me?
    6.3/10(3 votes)

    #4 - How Do You Remember Me?

    S2:E7

    "I don’t remember his last name. He was handsome, with a nice smile and startlingly blue eyes. The sex was good, I think. We didn’t know each other well. We never would."

    Director:Andrew Rannells
    Writer:Andrew Rannells

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  5. Modern Love Season 1 Episode 5 - At the Hospital, an Interlude of Clarity
    6.4/10(24 votes)

    #5 - At the Hospital, an Interlude of Clarity

    S1:E5

    “There is never a good time to fall off your couch onto a martini glass and begin losing a dangerous amount of blood, but having this happen in the middle of a promising date is an especially bad time.”

    Director:Tom Hall
    Writer:Tom Hall

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  6. Modern Love Season 2 Episode 2 - The Night Girl Finds a Day Boy
    6.7/10(3 votes)

    #6 - The Night Girl Finds a Day Boy

    S2:E2

    "I'm a vampire, basically — going to bed around 8 or 9 a.m. and waking around 4 or 5 p.m. First dates usually go OK because they’re in the evening, but complications quickly arise."

    Director:Jesse Peretz
    Writer:Sarah Heyward

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  7. Modern Love Season 1 Episode 4 - Rallying to Keep the Game Alive
    6.9/10(21 votes)

    #7 - Rallying to Keep the Game Alive

    S1:E4

    “We rallied, not with the adrenaline-pumping determination to win at all costs, but with the patience and control that came with not wanting it to be over: not the summer, not our son’s childhood, not this game, ever.”

    Director:Sharon Horgan
    Writer:Sharon Horgan

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  8. Modern Love Season 1 Episode 8 - The Race Grows Sweeter Near Its Final Lap
    7.0/10(21 votes)

    #8 - The Race Grows Sweeter Near Its Final Lap

    S1:E8

    “Old love is different. In our 70s and 80s, we had been through enough of life’s ups and downs to know who we were, and we had learned to compromise. The finish line was drawing closer.”

    Director:Tom Hall
    Writers:John Carney, Tom Hall

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  9. Modern Love Season 1 Episode 7 - Hers Was a World of One
    7.1/10(20 votes)

    #9 - Hers Was a World of One

    S1:E7

    “There was no guarantee that doing an open adoption would get us a baby any faster… in fact, our agency warned us that, as a gay male couple, we might be in for a long wait.”

    Director:John Carney
    Writer:John Carney

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  10. Modern Love Season 2 Episode 1 - On a Serpentine Road, With the Top Down
    7.6/10(5 votes)

    #10 - On a Serpentine Road, With the Top Down

    S2:E1

    "Driving, with the top down, I’m reminded that I too can shift gears, face risk, handle inconvenience — and survive tragedy. My partner, eyes misting, says: 'You love that car. And your husband was an extraordinary man.'"

    Director:John Carney
    Writer:John Carney

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  11. Modern Love Season 1 Episode 2 - When Cupid Is a Prying Journalist
    7.8/10(33 votes)

    #11 - When Cupid Is a Prying Journalist

    S1:E2

    “I tossed out one last question: ‘Have you ever been in love?’ No one, he said, had ever asked him that in an interview. ‘Yes,’ he finally answered. ‘But I didn’t realize it until it was too late.’ Then he asked me to turn off my recorder. I hit Stop."

    Director:John Carney
    Writer:John Carney

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  12. Modern Love Season 1 Episode 3 - Take Me as I Am, Whoever I Am
    7.8/10(24 votes)

    #12 - Take Me as I Am, Whoever I Am

    S1:E3

    “My personal life was another story. In love there’s no hiding: You have to let someone know who you are, but I didn’t have a clue who I was from one moment to the next.”

    Director:John Carney
    Writer:John Carney

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  13. Modern Love Season 1 Episode 1 - When the Doorman Is Your Main Man
    7.9/10(30 votes)

    #13 - When the Doorman Is Your Main Man

    S1:E1

    “Ours was a common and unsung friendship, that between women living in New York, single and alone, and the doormen who take care of them, acting as gatekeepers, bodyguards, confidants and father figures.”

    Director:John Carney
    Writer:John Carney

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  14. Modern Love Season 2 Episode 8 - A Second Embrace, with Hearts and Eyes Open
    8.0/10(5 votes)

    #14 - A Second Embrace, with Hearts and Eyes Open

    S2:E8

    "On this night, long after we had thrown in the towel on us, here we were again, crawling back into the ring. This time, though, it would be different. We just never imagined how different it would become, or how quickly."

    Director:John Carney
    Writer:Kieran Carney

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  15. Modern Love Season 2 Episode 3 - Strangers on a (Dublin) Train
    8.1/10(7 votes)

    #15 - Strangers on a (Dublin) Train

    S2:E3

    "We met on a train. A perfect, flirtatious, six hours. The beginning of our love story? Trusting in the power of the universe, we hadn’t exchanged mobile numbers. Sometimes, a romantic plan isn’t enough."

    Director:John Carney
    Writer:John Carney

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  16. Modern Love Season 2 Episode 4 - A Life Plan for Two, Followed By One
    8.2/10(4 votes)

    #16 - A Life Plan for Two, Followed By One

    S2:E4

    "He was everything a 10-year-old girl could ever hope for in a man. It was decided; I was in love. I started to wonder if the glow from my wedding dress would make him look washed-out. I began devising a plan in which he and I would end up '2gether 4ever,' as all my notebooks stated."

    Director:Marta Cunningham
    Writers:Dime Davis, Marta Cunningham, Sarra-Jane Piat-Kelly

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Am I ...? Maybe This Quiz Will Tell Me" is the worst rated episode of "Modern Love". It scored 5.7/10 based on 3 votes. Directed by Celine Held, Logan George and written by Logan George, Celine Held, it aired on 8/12/2021. This episode scored 0.3 points lower than the second lowest rated, "In the Waiting Room of Estranged Spouses".