A gambling addict pawns his daughter's possessions; The CIA close in on the Khans; An actor complains about a pretentious French film; The yuppies discuss holidaying in France.

The Controller creates a new reality TV show; Peadofinder - General crashes a game show; Jerry Bruckhammer's movie adaption of the Crusades.

The Controller holds a lavish party; Lord Byron tries to think up a farewell message for a colleague; Geoff finally meets a partner; Ivan Dobsky gets married to an obsessed fan.

The yuppies discuss cannibalism; A man takes his wife to a restaurant for there anniversary; A gambling addict gets help from ex-footballer Tony Adams; The khans prepare for a suicide bombing.

The Controller lectures about the dangers of truth; The yuppies discuss swinging; A career councilor discusses job opportunities at Lower Hill comprehensive school.

Geoff goes to Brazil for the annual gay Mardi Gras; A TV show tries to prove Ivan Dobsky's innocence.