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The rivalry between the cartoon voice actors and America's meat handlers is finally settled. Plus, Vic gives Kenny advice on being a TV announcer.

Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Log Drop; Wall Buggers; Boulder Dash

Meat Handlers vs. Cartoon Voice Actors

Those who take part in  twelve step programs challenge those who gave a little bit of themselves in this edition of MXC, and the good captain talks about "tough love".

Games include: Mud Buttlers; Dash to Death; Rotating Surfboard of Death; Brass Balls; Pole Riders

Donors vs. Addicts

Dairy workers and the automobile workers of America battle it out.

Games include: Wall Bangers; Get Hard; Saddle Sores; Swish Bucklers; Teetering Temple of Crippling Doom

Dairy Workers vs. Automobile Workers

The good guys challenge the bad guys in this battle.  Also, Kenny dresses up as a cop with an attitude and Vic gets into the mind of a criminal.

Games include: Dope on a Rope; Prison Break; Hand Job; Bunk Buddies; Legal Maze; Yankin' It

Cops vs. Cons

Romance is in the air with a very special couples only show. Vic, Kenny, and the Captain discuss the ins and outs of love and relationships.

Games include: Plank Spankers; Romantic Rotating Surfboard of Death; Hot Steaming Bowl of Love; The Sticky Stuff of Love; Brass Balls of Love

The Couples Show

Washed-up child actors go head-to-head with the keen minds of the inventors on this show.  Also, overhearing one ex-child actor's catch phrase, Vic and Kenny go crazy-go-nuts.

Games include: Get Over It; Sinkers and Floaters; Door Jam; Le Tour de Grand Prix; Log Drop

Inventors vs. Ex-Child Actors

Spring break means girls, girls and more girls on this special edition of MXC. Hot college chicks challenge hot college babes in a tournament to find out who's the best of the bunch. Vic and Kenny admire the ladies while the Captain gives some sex-ed advice.

Games include: Wall of Hidden Blistering Death; Blind-Sided Date; Sinkers and Floaters; Ball Busters; Log Drop

College Girls

Teachers challenge the rugged outdoors men and women on this edition of MXC.  Guy also reports from his new medieval managed care facility, which is still surprisingly vacant.

Games include: Door Slammer; Sinkers and Floaters; Wall of Mame; Pole Riders; Log Drop

Outdoorsmen vs. Educators

This episode features the exciting battle of the Airline Travel Industry against the Circus Workers. Vic discusses Kenny's options for joining the circus. Guy Le Douche's cousin Geek substitutes in for him so he can attend his annual parole hearing.

Games include: Slippery Slope of Slanted Death; Foul Balls; Little Man in the Boat; Corn Holders; Mudballs

Circus vs. Airlines

The fit and muscular physical fitness industry challenges the burned-out musical team in this MXC battle.  Also, Kenny shows us some new game prototypes.

Games include: Turtle Gut Check; Mounting the Spike; Clear Sphere of Fear; Jerk and Release

Physical Fitness vs. Music Industry

The fashion people take on the bible-thumpers on this edition of MXC. Also, Vic and Kenny continue their tribute to the new First Network for Men.

Games include: Yankers Away; The Poisonous Horny Toad; Shroom Zoom; Runaway Stump

Fashion vs. Religion

The adult entertainment industry challenges the home improvement industry in this edition.  Captain Tenneal gets a special visit from porn star Ivana Swallow.

Games include: Rotating Surfboard of Death; Dash to Death; Dope on a Rope; Elimination Idol

Adult Entertainment vs. Home Improvement

Taking their chances in this episode, the gambling industry takes on the medical professionals. Also, we see how MXC is seen in the foreign nation of New Jersey.

Games include: Sack Lunch; Boulder Dash; Tight Enders; Brass Balls

Gambling Industry vs. Medical Professionals

People with hobbies take on food service employees to see who's got what it takes to survive elimination. Kenny discusses his leisure activities, and the Captain shares his opinion on hobbies with the contestants.

Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Saddle Sores; Wallbangers; Log Drop

Food Service vs. Hobbyists

Computer nerds and city workers go head to head.

Games include: Dope on a Rope; Circle Jerkers; Swamp Gassers; Brass Balls

Hi-Tech vs. Civil Service

Finding out who's more ruthless:  cable TV workers or White House employees. Meanwhile, Kenny remembers a White House tour.

Games include: Rotating Surfboards of Death; Door Jam; Mine Games; Tumbling Dominoes of Doom

Cable TV Workers vs. White House Employees

Real life and wild life battle it out like animals on this episode of MXC, as reality TV stars face off against animal specialists.

Games include: Window Pain; Dash to Death; Loogie Launch; Endangering Species; Log Drop

Reality TV vs. Animal Lovers

The battle looms between office workers and toy makers in this MXC battle.

Games include: Holes of Glory; Skidmarkers; Log Drop; Chum in the Mouth

Toy & Games vs. Office Workers

Can the military take down the big lacquered hair, perfect bodies and personalities of the beauty pageant contestants?

Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Turtle Hurdlers Crossing the Poo-Tomac; Pole Riders; Boulder Dash

Beauty Pageants vs. Military Personnel

Hoteliers go head-to-head with entrepreneurs in this battle.  Captain Tenneal speaks on the dangers of hotel rooms.

Games include: Dirty Muddy Balls; Saddle Sores; Staff Infectors; Rotating Surfboard of Death

Entrepreneurs vs. Hotel Staff

In this episode, former Olympians from America battle former Olympians from the rest of the world. Kenny and Vic try to conceal their USA pride. The Captain hangs out with pop sensation Pey'once.

Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Dope on a Rope; Dash to Death; Log Drop

Former Olympians

Members of entertainment media take on union workers on this episode of MXC. Vic and Kenny discuss the benefits of union employment.

Games include: Window Pain; Irritable Bowl Syndrome; Muddy Runs; Tumbling Dominoes of Doom

Entertainment Media vs. Unions

The battle rages between those who help people get hitched and those who hitch trailers.  Also, Vic and Kenny get a visit from some truckers, and Ken practices his future work as a Justice of the Peace.

Games include: Mudd Butlers; Tour de Grand Prix; Brass Balls; Nut Baggers

Wedding Industry vs. Trucking Industry

MXC goes under the lights for the first nighttime edition as Wall Street's Bulls and Bears challenge Bourbon Street's distillers and beer makers.  Also, Vic preaches to Kenny about the dangers of alcohol.

Games include: Rotating Surfboard of Death; Eat Shitake; Pole Riders; Log Drop

Financial Industry vs. Alcohol Industry

It's a monstrous edition of the world's toughest reality sports show in town as product mascots, captained by Pissin' Boots, the mascot of Cat-Scat Kitty Litter challenges real monsters, captained by Clamula, whose reeking breath kills people for miles around as we celebrate All Hallow's Eve.

Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Intestinal Fortitude; Dry Balls

Real Monsters vs. Commercial Mascots

The battle would be settled between the aerospace workers and the fast food employees in MXC's Arctic Edition.

Games include: Sno' Man's Land; Frozen Wallbangers; Sperm Wheelers; Frigid Slope of Icy Death

Fast Food vs. Aerospace

In this one hour special episode, MXC games are played by college students from the University of Central Florida and various other Orlando-area colleges at Universal Studios in Florida.

MXC Almost Live

MXC presents their first ever three-way... battle in honor of the Presidential electoral college entitled "Squeeze Out The Vote 2004" where it's the Republicans against the Democrats against the Third Party. Forget the backstabbing and name-calling because this time, the mud-slinging's for real!

Games include: Rock the Moat; Dark Horse Race; Pork the Barrel; The Rotating Surfboard of Political Suicide; Mudslingers; Log Jam

Republicans vs. Democrats vs. Third Party

The people who can't hold a job are facing off against the tree-huggers who want to save the earth when the unemployed challenge the environmentalists in this MXC battle.

Games include: Great Holes of Glory; Finger It; Dope on a Rope; Irritable Bowl Syndrome; Pole Riders

Unemployed vs. Enviromentalists

If you're hungry for action, this episode of MXC is just for you.  Members of the snack food industry challenge their arch rivals from the print media in a winner-takes-all battle for bragging rights.. .and a cold soda or two. Also, the Captain introduces everyone to his new book, "Well, You're Wrong!".

Games include: Slippery Slope of Slanted Death; Door Jammed; Circle Jerkers; Brass Balls

Snack Food Industry vs. Print Media

Baby product makers challenge the people who track down UFOs and ghosts on this edition of MXC in a war to settle their score, and nap time afterward for everyone.

Games include: Mud Butlers; Yankin' It; Flailing Wall; Log Drop

Baby Products Industry vs. Paranormal

Oral drillers take on spelunkers on this MXC affair when the dentists take on explorers.  Also, Kenny demonstrates some of his new inventions... in which Vic needs some teamsters to help.

Games include: Dash to Death; Hand Job; Wall Bangers; Sinkers and Floaters

Adventurers & Explorers vs. Dental Industry

MXC throws open their games to kids for our first "Children's Special" as the country children take on the city children and see where the best kids come from. Also, Vic and Kenny test out Vic's new invention... a career-choosing device for toddlers.

Games include: Escape From Foster Care; Lil' Sinkers and Floaters; Irritable Bowl Training; Rotating Surfboard of Death Jr.

Country Kids vs. City Kids

Mafia members take on those who want to lose weight in this bizarre MXC battle.

Games include: Dead Men Walking; Runaway Stump; Little Man in the Boat; Tumbling Dominoes of Doom

Organized Crime vs. Weight Loss Industry

It's the people who make gag presents vs. the people that plant stiffs for profit in an aquatic-themed show. Meanwhile, Vic discovers the joys of Kenny Blankenship's dressing room.

Games include: Wet Spot; Circle Jerkers Ahoy; Elimination Idol; Wallbangers

Novelty/Gift Industry vs. The Death Industry

The employees of amusement parks take on those who give sex for hire. Also, Vic and Kenny have a go at a new game featuring deadly lasers, tanks, and some clown on a giant ball.

Games include: Hosin' the Ho's; Eat Shitake; Brass Balls; Sinkers and Floaters

The Amusement Park Industry vs. The World's Oldest Profession

Forensics experts take on kiddie entertainment folks as Vic and Kenny try to solve a murder on this special edition of "MXCSI".

Games include: Wall Bangers; Buckoff; Sinkers and Floaters; Brass Balls

C.S.I. vs. Kid's Entertainment

Bush/Cheney supporters take on the Kerry/Edwards supporters in this special episode's battle between President Bush and Senator Kerry.

Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Pie in the Sky; Boulder Dash; Character Assassination

The Master Debaters

People who strike oil take on people who give face lifts in this MXC competition.

Games include: Roulective Surgery; Rotating Surfboards of Death; Dash to Death; Mudd Butlers

Oil Industry vs. Make-Over Industry

Hollywood's film industry challenges a group with phobias on this edition of MXC. Also, Kenny teams up with Anne Heche to make a new movie, which Kenny treats like an adult movie.

Games include: Get a Piece; Saddle Sores; Pole Riders; Log Drop

Film Industry vs. Phobias

The people who make love take on the people who own firearms. Make sure to keep your guns cocked!

Games include: Great Holes of Glory; Dope on a Rope; Skidmarkers; Wall Buggers

Romance Industry vs. Firearm Industry

The footlockers take on the game boys (and girls) in this first episode of 2005. Kenny and Vic also try out some new athletic footwear.

Games include: Spare Me; Sinkers and Floaters; Chum in the Mouth; Boulder Dash

Footwear Industry vs. Electronic Gaming

It's the septic sluggers vs. TV pluggers as waste management takes on advertising. Vic and Kenny discuss the significant role of advertising in American culture by exploring the ad campaign for Cocoa Puffs.

Games include: Bagel Bumpers; Sperm Wheelers; Tumbling Dominoes of Doom; Rotating Surfboard of Death

Waste Industry vs. Advertising

Only MXC can bring together bakers and malcontents for an all-out war.

Games include: Bust-a-Nut; Bird Droppings; Irritable Bowl Syndrome; Log Drop

Malcontents vs. Baked Goods

MXC creates a war between those who work at the mall and the telephone industry. The Captain revels in memories of better days spent at the mall and Guy crank calls employees who work the emergency line.

Games include: Eat Shitake; Circle Jerkers; In and Out-House; Dope on a Rope

Mall Workers vs. The Telephone Company

It is the battle of the still life vs. whole life as the art world takes on the insurance industry. Kenny tries to break into the art world and Vic tries to get Kenny added to his life insurance policy.

Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Dead End Zone; Hand Job; Wall Buggers

Art World vs. Insurance Industry

The high societers take on the fishermen in this episode of MXC. Guy, meanwhile, relives lonely days spent on the LeDouche compound on Lake Erie.

Games include: Saddlesores; Hookline and Swingers; Rotating Surfboard of Death; Log Drop

Seafood Industry vs. High Society

News anchors challenge lumberjacks (and lumberjills) in this edition of MXC. Also, Vic gives being a lumberjack a try and Guy shows his flair for broadcast journalism.

Games include: Slippery Slope of Slanted Death; Dash to Death; Wall Bangers; Pole Riders

Lumber Industry vs. Broadcast News

Ladies and Gentlemen, start your postal meters!  This edition of MXC pits members of the Motor Sports community against disgruntled Postal Industry workers.  Also, we will see the historic first MXC Impact Replay en español.

Games include: Dead Letter Zone; Foul Balls; Irritable Bowl Syndrome; Log Drop

Postal Service vs. Motor Sports

It's the battle between lawsuits and cowboy boots when MXC presents the battle between The Courtroom and the Rodeo Industry, so saddle up and hang on to your legal briefs, and that's no bull!  Also, a tragic turn of events as a contestant passes on to that last roundup in the sky as he gets overcome by pesticides.

Games include: Crossing the Pee-O-Grande; Wall Buggers; Little Man in the Boat; Clear Sphere of Fear

The Court Room vs. Rodeo Industry

Hot off the success of the College Girls of Spring Break special, MXC holds their second ever all-women show, this time pitting the athletic sports types against the self-made business types. Meanwhile, Vic and Kenny pay tribute to Spike TV's new explosive show, Boom!, by playing with dynamite.

Games include: Great Holes of Glory; Rotating Surfboard of Death; Irritable Bowl Syndrome; The Giant G-String of Doom

Sports Women vs. Business Women

It's Career Day on MXC as white collar workers and their proteges compete against the blue collar workers and their aide de camps.

Games include: Plank Spankers; Slipped Disk of Doom; Mudd Butlers; Log Drop

White Collar Careers vs. Blue Collar Careers

MXC presents the battle between the people who prevent stinkers against the drawers with pen-and-inkers when the hygiene industry challenges the comic book industry. Also, Vic turns Kenny's unsuccessful Oral-Facializer into the even more unsuccessful Man-Ipulator, and we see the adventures of Megaphone Man when he goes into the lair of the evil doctor Medula Oblongata.

Games include: Sinkers and Floaters; Highballers; Gang Plankers; Runaway Stump

Comic Book Industry vs. Personal Hygiene

In honor of Spike TV's relationship with the the Ultimate Fighting Championship, this special edition of MXC pits the ultimate fighters against the Wisteria Lane gang and their compadres of Desperate Housewives in the battle of the octagoners and the Eva Longorias.

Games include: Take a Leek; Mudd Butlers; Sinkers and Floaters; Dash to Death; Log Drop

Desperate Housewives vs. Ultimate Fighters

MXC presents the goombahs and the game boys (and girls) in this battle.

Games include: Backyard Bocci Ball Bloodbath; Dope on a Rope; Nerve Racketeering; Slabs of Death; Sorry-Wrong Number; Clear Sphere of Fear

Real Mafia vs. Video Game Industry

This one-hour special features a compilation of the funniest and most painful moments from MXC.

Most Best of MXC

A second helping of the funniest and most painful moments from the series.

(One hour)

Most Best of MXC 2

MXC celebrates the holidays - and the "008 Days of Bond" - with the battle between fans of Bond... James Bond and country music types.

Games include: Endangering Species; Boulder Dash; Elimination Idol; Pole Riders

Country Music Superstars vs. The World of James Bond

The Brads attempt to get the upper hand on the Jennifers in an all-star edition of MXC to kickoff 2006.

Games include: Rotating Surfboard of Death; Pole Riders; Hand Job; Brass Balls

Hollywood's Jilted Wives vs. Cheating Husbands

Big Bird takes on big bets when MXC brings together two of the most polar opposites in America: The kiddie playground of Sesame Street and the adult playground known as Las Vegas.

Games include: Cruelette; Wall Buggers; Big Bird Droppings; Sinkers and Floaters

Las Vegas vs. Sesame Street

Get ready for a mean battle as MXC gets it on with a wrestling extravaganza as Total Nonstop Action goes against the other guys, as tight shorts and mock sports get it on!

Games include: Wall Bangers; Door Jammed; Circle Jerkers; Boulder Dash

Total Nonstop Action vs. World Wrestling

Howard Stern's freaky deaks meet those from La-La Land's twelve step programs when they meet on the MXC battlefield.  Also, the MXC Players present "A Streetwalker Named Desire".

Games include: Rotating Surfboard of Death; The Crate Escape; Sperm Whalers; Sinkers and Floaters

Wack Pack vs. Hollywood Rehabbers

The battle rages on as MXC brings together the bulked-up needle users and the throwing-up salad shooters when pumped-up hulks meet three-inch pumps.  The MXC Players return with "Steroids to Heaven", and we are introduced to the new Miss Hawaiian Tropic Fever.

Games include: Eat Shitake; Spit Ball; Irritable Bowl Syndrome; Log Drop

Pro Athletes vs. Super Models

The oil and the legal briefs will fly when MXC brings out the TV car show buffs against the legal analysts for this all-out war.  Also, Vic and Kenny drive through downtown Los Angeles shooting celebrities at will, and the MXC Players present "Crime And No Punishment".

Games include: Sack Lunch; Wall Buggers; Little Man in the Boat; Brass Balls

Celebrity Justice vs. TV Motor Sports Shows

Rambo meets romance on this edition of MXC.  Also, The MXC Players present "Thelma and Louise 2! The Musical!"

Games include: Slippery Slope of Slanted Death; Tumbling Dominoes of Doom; Catch Hell; Log Drop

Tough Guys vs. Chick Flix

Bling bling takes on slashers on this edition of MXC.  Also, Vic breaks up Kenny's raging hip-hop party and special guests from horror film "The Bloody Polyp", "Colon Mole" and "Fraudzilla" visit.

Games include: Cheeze Squeezers; Runaway Stump; Dash to Death; Sinkers and Floaters

The World of Hip Hop vs. Hollywood Horror Movies

Money takes on mediocrity on this MXC battle when multi-millionaires challenge those who have had their fifteen minutes of fame.

Games include: Great Holes of Glory; Mudd Butlers; Ball Busters; Rotating Surfboard of Death

Mega-Millionaires vs. Where Are They Now?

Ishtar takes on fast cars as some of Hollywood's biggest box office duds take on NASCAR in this high-powered edition of MXC.

Games include: Drop Dead Line; Muddy Runs; Chum in the Mouth; Battlefeltch Earth

NASCAR vs. Box Office Bombs

The high take on the healthy in this special preview of Season Five.

Stoners vs. Health Nuts

The Adam and Eves challenge the Adam and Steves on this episode of MXC.

Religous Right vs. Gay Rights

Only those at MXC bring together the spandex clad muscular flyers and the geeky internet folks for an all-out battle.

Super Heroes vs. MySpace

V.G.A.D.D. Awards - (Video Game Attention Deficit Disorder Awards).Team MXC celebrates the world of video games with the first ever (and likely last?) Video Game Attention Defecit Disorder (V. G. A. D. D.) awards as those who play the games take on the people who create them. Also, the Barrio Brothers make an appearence.

V.G.A.D.D. Awards

MXC brings you the battle between the forefathers of fornication and the peck-and-paw of extremely violent films. (Sorry, that's the best I can do.)

Sexual Pioneers vs. The World of Violent Films

This MXC episode pits the hottest men in the world against celebrity jail bait.

Chick Magnets vs. Famous Felons

Stuntmen take on funnymen on this MXC showdown.

Jack@$$ vs. Stand-up Comics

MXC's newest battle pits the youthul rich people against men's magazine printers.

The Young and Rich vs. Men's Magazines

MXC brings a rivalry to a boil between members of Greenpeace and the people obsessed with their bodies.

Greenpeace vs. Body Obsessed

MXC has its' third all-female show, pitting Hot Celebrity Mothers against Hot Chicks of primetime.

Hot Chicks of Primetime vs. Hot Celebrity Moms

Workers at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, Washington, DC 20001 take on the rest of the world on this week's episode of MXC.

White House vs. The World

The famous people who you dislike take on the folks with the world's worst occupations.  Need we say more about this MXC attraction?

People Who P!$$ Us Off vs. Worst Jobs

It's sis-boom-bah versus Babagannosh on MXC!

College Sports vs. Mall of Baghdad

Footage from the popular game show, Takeshi's Castle has been re-edited, re-written and re-voiced into a hilarious, intentionally over-produced, modern "action/X-treme" sports show.

The Best Seasons of MXC

The Best Seasons of MXC

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Season 1

Season 3

Season 4

Season 5