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Investigator Alexa Crowe, cannot help fighting the good fight – whether it is solving murders or combatting the small frustrations of everyday life. Fearless and unapologetic, Alexa's unique skills and insights into the darker quirks

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    My Life Is Murder Season 5 Episode 4 - Top Two Inches
    6.7/10(37 votes)

    #1 - Top Two Inches

    S5:E4

    In a world full of bitter rivals and bad winners at an exclusive Pub Quiz Night, Alexa and Madison have just one night to catch a killer before all the suspects scatter forever.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. My Life Is Murder Season 1 Episode 1 - The Boyfriend Experience
    7.2/10(466 votes)

    #2 - The Boyfriend Experience

    S1:E1

    Former detective Alexa Crowe is lured into the world of murder and mystery when her friend and colleague asks her to look into the death of a woman who fell from the balcony of a male escort.

    Director:Leah Purcell
    Writer:Matt Ford

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  3. My Life Is Murder Season 2 Episode 3 - All That Glitters
    7.2/10(286 votes)

    #3 - All That Glitters

    S2:E3

    Alexa's personal and professional lives collide when she investigates the death of a drag queen whose career was on the rise.

    Director:Mike Smith
    Writer:Kathryn Burnett

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  4. My Life Is Murder Season 4 Episode 6 - The Good Oil
    7.2/10(156 votes)

    #4 - The Good Oil

    S4:E6

    Alexa ignores her own family problems to find justice for grieving Samoan matriarch Eme, whose son Ropati was shot dead at a botched robbery at his coconut oil factory.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. My Life Is Murder Season 5 Episode 3 - For the Love of Dog
    7.2/10(43 votes)

    #5 - For the Love of Dog

    S5:E3

    A custody battle over a cherished dog has ended in murder. Alexa’s investigation is complicated by the antics of her brother Will Crowe, who is tempted to return to his conman past.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. My Life Is Murder Season 1 Episode 2 - The Locked Room
    7.4/10(392 votes)

    #6 - The Locked Room

    S1:E2

    A man is found shot dead in a motel room. The door has been chain-locked from the inside. Someone killed him and escaped when the door was locked from the inside.

    Director:Mat King
    Writer:Peter Gawler

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  7. My Life Is Murder Season 1 Episode 3 - Lividity in Lycra
    7.4/10(333 votes)

    #7 - Lividity in Lycra

    S1:E3

    Cycling groups are the ultimate opportunity for networking and power broking. But when the CFO of a hospitality empire dies on his morning ride, Alexa must infiltrate the world of lycra and butt pads.

    Director:Leah Purcell
    Writer:Ainslie Clouston

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  8. My Life Is Murder Season 2 Episode 5 - Crushed Dreams
    7.4/10(255 votes)

    #8 - Crushed Dreams

    S2:E5

    Alexa will need all five senses to solve the mysterious death of an ambitious young winemaker.

    Director:Kiel McNaughton
    Writer:Shoshana McCallum

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  9. My Life Is Murder Season 3 Episode 1 - It Takes Two
    7.4/10(237 votes)

    #9 - It Takes Two

    S3:E1

    When Alexa investigates the death of a young teacher at a tango club, it's not clear who is leading whom in a dangerous dance to discover the truth.

    Director:Michael Hurst
    Writer:Malinna Liang

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  10. My Life Is Murder Season 4 Episode 2 - Tough Love
    7.4/10(200 votes)

    #10 - Tough Love

    S4:E2

    Alexa’s investigates the death of a tough tennis coach, but she’s not the only one on the case. A glamorous private investigator is determined to solve the case before Alexa.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. My Life Is Murder Season 4 Episode 4 - One Man’s Poison
    7.4/10(175 votes)

    #11 - One Man’s Poison

    S4:E4

    Alexa investigates ‘death by stir-fry’ when Reuben is desperate for her to clear the name of his friend, a private chef accused of poisoning one of this clients.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. My Life Is Murder Season 5 Episode 1 - Gimme An M
    7.4/10(63 votes)

    #12 - Gimme An M

    S5:E1

    After a fitness influencer live streams his own murder, Alexa enters the world of professional cheerleading to find out - is murder a team sport?

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  13. My Life Is Murder Season 5 Episode 2 - Catfish
    7.4/10(44 votes)

    #13 - Catfish

    S5:E2

    Death by deadly jellyfish leads Alexa to a popular aquarium on Auckland's waterfront, where she meets a handsome marine biologist, a scheming mermaid, and a watchful octopus.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  14. My Life Is Murder Season 1 Episode 9 - Fake Empire
    7.5/10(286 votes)

    #14 - Fake Empire

    S1:E9

    When a clairvoyant contacts the police about a murder, offering details that have never been released to the public, Alexa jumps at the opportunity to prove that clairvoyants are frauds.

    Director:Mat King
    Writer:Paul Bennett

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  15. My Life Is Murder Season 2 Episode 4 - Look Don't Touch
    7.5/10(258 votes)

    #15 - Look Don't Touch

    S2:E4

    Alexa is confronted by her own history when she investigates the death of a museum curator.

    Director:Mike Smith
    Writer:Chris Hawkshaw

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  16. My Life Is Murder Season 3 Episode 7 - Breaking Bread
    7.5/10(196 votes)

    #16 - Breaking Bread

    S3:E7

    Feuding celebrity bakers put Alexa through her paces when a man is found drowned with a rare flour in his lungs.

    Director:Kiel McNaughton
    Writer:Chris Hawkshaw

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  17. My Life Is Murder Season 4 Episode 1 - To Dye For
    7.5/10(224 votes)

    #17 - To Dye For

    S4:E1

    A wealthy socialite dies in suspicious circumstances, leaving her entire fortune to her cat. To uncover the truth, Alexa investigates a heady world of high society gossip.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  18. My Life Is Murder Season 4 Episode 5 - En Pointe
    7.5/10(169 votes)

    #18 - En Pointe

    S4:E5

    A ballerina has been shot dead with a bow and arrow at a prestigious ballet academy. While Madison tries her hand at archery, Alexa poses as a dance mom to uncover the terrible truth.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  19. My Life Is Murder Season 5 Episode 5 - Thirteen O’Clock
    7.5/10(41 votes)

    #19 - Thirteen O’Clock

    S5:E5

    A falling concrete gargoyle kills a man at a party, and the lead suspect is a deadly talking doll. Trapped in an escape room with a killer, Alexa finds that murder is not child’s play.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  20. My Life Is Murder Season 1 Episode 4 - Can't Stand the Heat
    7.6/10(318 votes)

    #20 - Can't Stand the Heat

    S1:E4

    Alexa is thrown into the world of culinary excellence while investigating the death of a cooking school student. Alexa must hone her chops to uncover a tangled web of lies, rivalry and secrets.

    Director:Mat King
    Writer:Chris Hawkshaw

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  21. My Life Is Murder Season 1 Episode 5 - Feet of Clay
    7.6/10(311 votes)

    #21 - Feet of Clay

    S1:E5

    Alexa investigates the hit and run death of a young woman. Although the drunk driver involved turned herself in, Alexa believes the accident may be the work of an opportunistic killer.

    Director:Jovita O'Shaughnessy
    Writer:Claire Tonkin

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  22. My Life Is Murder Season 1 Episode 6 - Another Bloody Podcast
    7.6/10(309 votes)

    #22 - Another Bloody Podcast

    S1:E6

    Alexa investigates a case that runs the gamut of birth, marriage and murder when a young man is found dead in an alley after a fight at his brothers wedding.

    Director:Jovita O'Shaughnessy
    Writers:Monica Zanetti, Tim Pye

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  23. My Life Is Murder Season 1 Episode 10 - Mirror Mirror
    7.6/10(279 votes)

    #23 - Mirror Mirror

    S1:E10

    When a cosmetic surgeon dies after self-administering an anti-wrinkle drug, Alexa immerses herself the world of the beautiful and the vain to uncover what really happened to the bright young doctor.

    Director:Mat King
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. My Life Is Murder Season 2 Episode 2 - Oceans Apart
    7.6/10(272 votes)

    #24 - Oceans Apart

    S2:E2

    Alexa's investigation into the death of a surfing champion takes her back to an old childhood haunt. But what is the victim's influencer girlfriend trying to hide? And why is Alexa so reluctant to spend time at one of the world's best beaches?

    Director:Britta Johnstone
    Writer:Jodie Molloy

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  25. My Life Is Murder Season 2 Episode 9 - Wild Life
    7.6/10(214 votes)

    #25 - Wild Life

    S2:E9

    Harry asks Alexa to look into the case of his friend accused of murdering a survival expert.

    Director:Michael Hurst
    Writer:Malinna Liang

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Top Two Inches" is the worst rated episode of "My Life Is Murder". It scored 6.7/10 based on 37 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 8/24/2025. This episode scored 0.5 points lower than the second lowest rated, "The Boyfriend Experience".