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The Worst Episodes of Nick Swardson's Pretend Time

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Nick Swardson's Pretend Time was a TV sketch comedy show created by and starring comedian and actor Nick Swardson. The show premiered on Tuesday, October 12, 2010, at 10 p.m. EST on Comedy Central and

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Nick Swardson's Pretend Time Season 1 Episode 1 - Powdered Doughnuts Make Me Go Nuts
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    #1 - Powdered Doughnuts Make Me Go Nuts

    S1:E1

    There’s blood, tears, vomit, urine and donkey sperm - lots of donkey sperm. In the premiere of comedian Nick Swardson's sketch-comedy show, a man is upset when his mother leaves all her money to the family cat. Nick dedicates the show to his dead cat. Also: a father who compiles a "bucket list" for his son; and a profile of Lady Gaga's brother, a police officer in New Jersey.

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  2. Nick Swardson's Pretend Time Season 1 Episode 2 - The Leather Swingset With the Monkey and the Gun
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    #2 - The Leather Swingset With the Monkey and the Gun

    S1:E2

    Nick talks about how dirty the show can be; guest stars Finesse Mitchell, rapper Swayze and duo Dana & Julia.

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  3. Nick Swardson's Pretend Time Season 1 Episode 3 - I Just Got Voodoo'd
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    #3 - I Just Got Voodoo'd

    S1:E3

    Nick talks about the trouble they had casting the Freddy Krueger sketch; stand up comedians Nick Kroll and Paul F. Tompkins.

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  4. Nick Swardson's Pretend Time Season 1 Episode 4 - Mudslide Junction
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    #4 - Mudslide Junction

    S1:E4

    Nick talks about how happy he is to be working with Gay Robot again. Sketches include a cereal parody, a radio personality who has a knack for delivering bad news, and innovative camping equipment.

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  5. Nick Swardson's Pretend Time Season 1 Episode 5 - Relapse Into Refreshment
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    #5 - Relapse Into Refreshment

    S1:E5

    Nick discusses his obsession with scatological humor at an early age. Sketches include a TV show about a masturbating sniper, pirates following a treasure map tatooed to one of their scrotums, and a man with unorthodox survival skills (such as bashing out his teeth to make a weapon to fight night creatures and bigfoot, eating rocks, and giving himself oral sex.

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  6. Nick Swardson's Pretend Time Season 1 Episode 6 - Monday Morning Meltdown
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    #6 - Monday Morning Meltdown

    S1:E6

    A parody of James Cameron's Avatar set in an office, a TV show, called "Critter Getters", about two men capturing a bear, and an appearance by Superman.

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  7. Nick Swardson's Pretend Time Season 1 Episode 7 - Blah Blah Blah Main Street
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    #7 - Blah Blah Blah Main Street

    S1:E7

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  8. Nick Swardson's Pretend Time Season 2 Episode 1 - Baby Not From Booty
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    #8 - Baby Not From Booty

    S2:E1

    Nick talks about dive bars; 16 (months) & Pregnant parody, Wheel Chair Cat has to defends one of his nine lives in court; an infomercial for a new ab-workout device using natural male self motivation; playing out an old fantasy during a zombie apocalypse; high school student Dijon’s senior project video “Baby Not From Booty”; Nick talks about charity drive themes that might be more popular and how he’s not a morning person; a new product called “International Waters” and online gaming add-on “The Smack Transporter”.

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  9. Nick Swardson's Pretend Time Season 2 Episode 2 - Show Me on the Doll
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    #9 - Show Me on the Doll

    S2:E2

    Nick tells a personal story about an accident with unusual consequences; the results of an extraterrestrial paternity test is revealed on talk show Clarencé; Reed O’ Frampton’s amazing cleaning product the ”Beep Beep Sweep”; a charity campaign to get Africans to help pathetic Americans; homemade coupons as a gift for new parents and trial lawyer Darren Jeremy uses his unique talents to maximum advantage both in the courtroom and the bedroom.

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  10. Nick Swardson's Pretend Time Season 2 Episode 3 - PETA Not on Set
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    #10 - PETA Not on Set

    S2:E3

    Nick talks about figure skating, smart phones & texting; A man must deal with the consequences of his dog’s extreme boredom; new product the “Handy Man 3000”; The parents of a nubile young woman insist that her suitor reveal everything he has to offer their daughter; Nick presents events in the “Partying Olympics”; Local Weatherman Storm Rains style clashes with that of his co-workers and a new kind of boxing heavy bag called the “Pump Punch”.

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  11. Nick Swardson's Pretend Time Season 2 Episode 4 - Full Blown Eggs
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    #11 - Full Blown Eggs

    S2:E4

    Sketches include a commercial for a restaurant where only certain customers get to eat free, a man consolidates both his businesses due to the recession, and Wheelchair Cat ends up in the hospital.

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  12. Nick Swardson's Pretend Time Season 2 Episode 5 - The Mis-Education of Garry Gaga
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    #12 - The Mis-Education of Garry Gaga

    S2:E5

    Nick talks about sitting next to actress Liv Tyler during a first class flight. Sketches include a man receiving a unique face transplant, a distraught family, and Garry Gaga trying to warm up to the new police captain.

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  13. Nick Swardson's Pretend Time Season 2 Episode 6 - Flying Stripper
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    #13 - Flying Stripper

    S2:E6

    Nick talks about Johnny Depp's amazing life. Sketches include a couple's disastrous date, a stripper getting magical powers, and a breakfast cereal character turning a holiday dinner into a nightmare.

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  14. Nick Swardson's Pretend Time Season 2 Episode 7 - Legalize Meth
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    #14 - Legalize Meth

    S2:E7

    Nick discusses sketches that didn't make it; drunk girls cause problems at a fast food restaurant; a first time dad gets upset about visitors at a hospital's baby nursery.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Powdered Doughnuts Make Me Go Nuts" is the worst rated episode of "Nick Swardson's Pretend Time". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 10/12/2010. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "The Leather Swingset With the Monkey and the Gun".