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The Worst Episodes of No Place Like Home

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No Place Like Home is a BBC situation comedy written by Jon Watkins and stars William Gaunt and Patricia Garwood as Arthur and Beryl Crabtree, a middle-aged couple who plan for a quiet life once

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    No Place Like Home Season 2 Episode 8 - Be It Ever So Humble...
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    #1 - Be It Ever So Humble...

    S2:E8

    Arthur's first grandchild is due at any moment. A last-minute wedding is in the cards, and Arthur hopes the family will come together for that event. His disappointment lessens with the arrival of a grandson.

    Director:Unknown
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  2. No Place Like Home Season 3 Episode 4 - The Summons
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    #2 - The Summons

    S3:E4

    Neighbor Vera is issued a court summons over her collection of noisy animals, and decides to defend her own case.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  3. No Place Like Home Season 3 Episode 10 - Trevor's Last Stand
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    #3 - Trevor's Last Stand

    S3:E10

    Beryl is away, and Arthur becomes ill, and is nursed by Vera. Meanwhile, Vera's husband Trevor goes away on business and is nearly compromised by an over-enthusiastic female colleague.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. No Place Like Home Season 3 Episode 13 - Silver Wedding
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    #4 - Silver Wedding

    S3:E13

    Arthur and Beryl each arrange a surprise for the other to celebrate their silver wedding anniversary, while the children plan another surprise, all adding up to conflict and confusion.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. No Place Like Home Season 4 Episode 1 - You'll Never Walk Alone
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    #5 - You'll Never Walk Alone

    S4:E1

    Eldest daughter Lorraine is having a trial separation from husband Raymond, who is trying to find alternative accommodation assisted by Fellow traffic-warden Elsie. Youngest son Nigel, home for the weekend, borrows Arthur's car, but it runs out of gas and, before the garage can pick it up, it is stolen. Meanwhile, neighbor Trevor is missing his wife Vera, who is away with her sister in Wales, and seeks a drink in the greenhouse with Arthur.

    Director:Unknown
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  6. No Place Like Home Season 4 Episode 2 - Mixed Doubles
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    #6 - Mixed Doubles

    S4:E2

    Arthur returns home from work to find that Beryl has decided to cook Trevor a wonderful steak meal, and give him the only remaining piece of Arthur's favorite apple pie. Raymond calls round to find Edward Hackett, the local estate agent, is dating Lorraine. Even though they are temporarily separated, Raymond warns Hackett to keep away. When this goes unheeded, the consequences have repercussions which affect Beryl, Arthur and Trevor.

    Director:Unknown
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  8. No Place Like Home Season 4 Episode 3 - Sons and Lovers
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    #7 - Sons and Lovers

    S4:E3

    Arthur and Beryl are concerned about Trevor's loneliness in Vera's absence. They give a dinner-party for him and invite a widow to make up the foursome. When she cannot come, Trevor asks if he may bring a friend who works in the local florist shop, but his companion turns out to be something of an embarrassment.

    Director:Unknown
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  9. No Place Like Home Season 4 Episode 4 - The Family Reunion
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    #8 - The Family Reunion

    S4:E4

    Beryl is desperately missing her noisy brood, who have all left home. So Arthur decides to cheer her up by inviting them all to a surprise dinner. On the night, when all the children have assembled, Beryl phones to say she is spending the evening with a friend. Arthur goes to get her, and returns to find an empty house and all the food gone.

    Director:Unknown
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  10. No Place Like Home Season 4 Episode 5 - Raymond's Rotten Luck
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    #9 - Raymond's Rotten Luck

    S4:E5

    Arthur and Beryl try to keep the peace as daughter Lorraine and son-in-Iaw Raymond find new friends, romance and jealousies. Raymond is trying his luck with fellow traffic-warden Elsie, and Lorraine has met an accountant, Anthony Black. But the real problems arise when all four meet in the Crabtree house.

    Director:Unknown
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  11. No Place Like Home Season 4 Episode 6 - The Great Escape
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    #10 - The Great Escape

    S4:E6

    Arthur and Beryl's plans to go away for a well-earned break are thwarted by unexpected family crises. An ailing Nigel returns suddenly to the nest; Lorraine and Raymond are again experiencing marital problems; then daughter Tracy and son Paul turn up for a romantic assignation, each thinking the house will be empty.

    Director:Unknown
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  12. No Place Like Home Season 4 Episode 7 - Beryl Branches Out
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    #11 - Beryl Branches Out

    S4:E7

    Beryl decides she wants to go out to work, and persuades Arthur to let her apply for a job in his office. But complications set in when Beryl's rival turns out to be the boss's mistress.

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  13. No Place Like Home Season 5 Episode 1 - Take Your Partners
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    #12 - Take Your Partners

    S5:E1

    Arthur and Beryl find themselves involved in their neighbors' marriage problems and Lorraine's new advances.

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  14. No Place Like Home Season 5 Episode 2 - Fortifying the Over-Forties
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    #13 - Fortifying the Over-Forties

    S5:E2

    Arthur challenges Beryl's handsome new squash instructor and learns a painful lesson.

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  15. No Place Like Home Season 5 Episode 3 - The Dinner Party
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    #14 - The Dinner Party

    S5:E3

    Arthur's managing director's visit gets mixed up in Trevor's surprise birthday party, with almost disastrous results.

    Director:Unknown
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  16. No Place Like Home Season 5 Episode 4 - Arthur's Home Help
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    #15 - Arthur's Home Help

    S5:E4

    Arthur's expectations of a quiet Sunday are shattered by the local marathon.

    Director:Unknown
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  17. No Place Like Home Season 5 Episode 5 - A Marathon Sunday
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    #16 - A Marathon Sunday

    S5:E5

    Arthur's and Trevor's fishing trip is ruined by a clairvoyant's prediction of an accident involving water.

    Director:Unknown
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  18. No Place Like Home Season 5 Episode 6 - Accidental Fishing
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    #17 - Accidental Fishing

    S5:E6

    Arthur is confused by his children's latest romantic attachments.

    Director:Unknown
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  19. No Place Like Home Season 5 Episode 7 - The Attachment
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    #18 - The Attachment

    S5:E7

    Arthur tries to keep the peace between Lorraine and Raymond as new-found friends, romance and jealousies arise.

    Director:Unknown
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  20. No Place Like Home Season 1 Episode 6 - Goodbye Father
    6.4/10(8 votes)

    #19 - Goodbye Father

    S1:E6

    Arthur finally gets his wish as the last of his brood leaves home for good. Loraine and her husband are off to live with his mother; Tracy has moved in with a girlfriend; Paul and Nigel grab their backpacks and take off for the open road. Arthur and Beryl return home from a second honeymoon to a "welcome home" party...with a few added surprises.

    Director:Unknown
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  21. No Place Like Home Season 1 Episode 1 - No Place Like Home
    6.8/10(17 votes)

    #20 - No Place Like Home

    S1:E1

    Arthur and Beryl look forward to a new and peaceful life as the last of their four children leaves home. But they don't even get to taste the first course of their first romantic dinner alone in the house: Paul loses his job, Tracy has a fight with her boyfriend, Nigel changes his mind about school, and they all end up back home again.

    Director:Unknown
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  22. No Place Like Home Season 3 Episode 7 - Happy Families (Part Two)
    6.8/10(6 votes)

    #21 - Happy Families (Part Two)

    S3:E7

    Aunt Eva does not seem to be keeping up the housework she has agreed to do in exchange for the Crabtrees' hospitality, while Raymond's and his brother's behavior alarms everyone in the household.

    Director:Unknown
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  23. No Place Like Home Season 2 Episode 5 - The Mating Season
    7.0/10(6 votes)

    #22 - The Mating Season

    S2:E5

    Loraine leaves home, while her husband Raymond arrives...for good.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. No Place Like Home Season 2 Episode 7 - Beryl's Mother
    7.0/10(5 votes)

    #23 - Beryl's Mother

    S2:E7

    Finally Arthur has an ally who is equally opposed to the loose morals of his family. It's Beryl's prim and proper mother, but she arrives with problems of her own. Surprisingly, Raymond comes to Arthur's rescue.

    Director:Unknown
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  25. No Place Like Home Season 2 Episode 1 - Grandfather Arthur
    7.2/10(5 votes)

    #24 - Grandfather Arthur

    S2:E1

    Arthur must face the fact of grandfatherhood as Louise, Paul's girlfriend, is expecting a baby. Next-door neighbor Vera is expecting a happy event also, but, Arthur wonders, is there really cause for celebration?

    Director:Unknown
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  26. No Place Like Home Season 2 Episode 4 - The Curfew
    7.2/10(5 votes)

    #25 - The Curfew

    S2:E4

    Arthur is upset at the late-night activities of his offspring and, at Trevor's suggestion, attempts to impose a curfew. Those returning home after the curfew will be locked out. As one might expect, the whole plan backfires when Arthur tries desperately to keep one step ahead of his family.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Be It Ever So Humble..." is the worst rated episode of "No Place Like Home". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 10/31/1984. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "The Summons".