- 7.8/106 votes
#1 - Stewards v Parishioners
Season 13 Episode 1 - Aired 7/28/2017
Victoria Coren Mitchell hosts the series where knowledge will only take you so far. Patience and lateral thinking are also vital. Three Tolkien fans take on a church team in the first of the series. They compete to draw together the connections between things which at first glance, seem utterly random. So join Victoria Coren Mitchell if you want to know what connects pat: bone, rub: disease, Nut: spread and salmon: bacteria.
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#2 - Geocachers v Vikings
Season 13 Episode 2 - Aired 8/4/2017
A team of geocachers takes on a trio with an interest in Vikings in the quiz testing general knowledge and lateral thinking. The players must make connections between four things that may at first not appear to be linked, with one set of clues consisting of exhibit, salt and pepper, outcast and roots manoeuvre. Victoria Coren Mitchell hosts.
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#3 - Snake Charmers v Extras
Season 13 Episode 3 - Aired 8/11/2017
A team of reptile lovers take on three background actors in the quiz testing general knowledge and lateral thinking. The players must make connections between four things that may at first not appear to be linked, with one set of clues consisting of bubble, indemnity, Dutch and entendre. Victoria Coren Mitchell hosts.
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#4 - Eco-Warriors v Escapologists
Season 13 Episode 4 - Aired 8/18/2017
A team of environmentalists takes on a trio who enjoy tackling escape rooms in the quiz testing general knowledge and lateral thinking. The players must make connections between four things that may at first not appear to be linked, with one set of clues consisting of Polonius, Waymar Royce, Reg Cox and Abel. Victoria Coren Mitchell hosts.
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#5 - Lapsed Physicists v Belgophiles
Season 13 Episode 5 - Aired 8/25/2017
A team of former physicists takes on a trio united by their love of Belgium in the quiz testing general knowledge and lateral thinking. The players must make connections between four things that may at first not appear to be linked, with one set of clues consisting of Oscar the Grouch, Central Line, the top stripe on the Netherlands' flag and French portion of EE Telecom.
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#6 - Meeples v Tequila Slammers
Season 13 Episode 6 - Aired 9/1/2017
Victoria Coren Mitchell hosts as a team of boardgamers, led by University Challenge alum Gail Trimble, takes on three lovers of Latin cuisine in the quiz testing general knowledge and lateral thinking. The players must make connections between four things that may at first not appear to be linked, with one set of clues consisting of Tom Finney, Joe Wurzelbacher, Thomas Crapper and Mario.
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#7 - Cricketers v Inquisitors
Season 13 Episode 7 - Aired 9/8/2017
Victoria Coren Mitchell presents the quiz show about making connections. In this heat, three cricket fans take on a team of professional question setters.
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#8 - Wanderers v Pedagogues
Season 13 Episode 8 - Aired 9/15/2017
Victoria Coren Mitchell presents the quiz show about making connections. A team of solo applicants take on three teachers.
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#9 - Disparates v Beaks
Season 13 Episode 9 - Aired 9/22/2017
Victoria Coren Mitchell hosts as a team of former strangers who met on a quiz app take on three public school teachers in in the quiz testing general knowledge and lateral thinking. The players must make connections between four things that may at first not appear to be linked, with one set of clues comprising Houston, the Ryder Cup, Morse code and Colt pistol.
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#10 - Dandies v Gaffers
Season 13 Episode 10 - Aired 9/29/2017
Victoria Coren Mitchell presents, as a team of fashion fans takes on a group of football coaches in in the quiz testing general knowledge and lateral thinking. The players must make connections between four things that may at first not appear to be linked, with one task being to determine the following word in the sequence: factory, Italian and automobiles.
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#11 - Arrowheads v Wombles
Season 13 Episode 11 - Aired 10/6/2017
Victoria Coren Mitchell presents as a team of darts players takes on three AFC Wimbledon supporters in the quiz testing general knowledge and lateral thinking. The players must make connections between four things that may at first not appear to be linked, with one set of clues comprising Ishmael, Piscine Patel, Lemuel Gulliver and Robinson Crusoe.
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#12 - Detectives v Theatricals
Season 13 Episode 12 - Aired 10/13/2017
Victoria Coren Mitchell presents as a team of Sherlock Holmes fans take on three theatre workers in the last of the opening heats of the quiz testing general knowledge and lateral thinking. The players must make connections between four things that may at first not appear to be linked, with one set of clues comprising Improbable, Watchmaker, Gene and Delusion.
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#13 - Vikings v Parishioners
Season 13 Episode 13 - Aired 10/20/2017
A team of Vikings takes on a squad of parishioners in the lateral thinking general knowledge quiz. As ever, host Victoria Coren Mitchell will be asking contestants to make connections between things that at first do not appear to be linked, including a comedian, an identical twin, and a `history boy'.
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#14 - Eco-Warriors v Snake Charmers
Season 13 Episode 14 - Aired 10/27/2017
Victoria Coren Mitchell presents as the Eco-Warriors take on the Snake Charmers in a round two game of the quiz testing general knowledge and lateral thinking. The players must make connections between four things that may at first not appear to be linked, with one set of clues comprising Pressed, Stained, Little Hood and American.
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#15 - Meeples v Belgophiles
Season 13 Episode 15 - Aired 11/10/2017
Victoria Coren Mitchell presents as the Meeples and Belgophiles return for this round two game of the quiz testing general knowledge and lateral thinking. The players must make connections between four things that may at first not appear to be linked, with one set of clues comprising George Sullivan, dried paste, tumble ready and Eve the Ants.
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#16 - Wanderers v Inquisitors
Season 13 Episode 16 - Aired 11/17/2017
Quiz show presented by Victoria Coren Mitchell. The Wanderers and Inquisitors return for a round-two game.
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#17 - Dandies v Beaks
Season 13 Episode 17 - Aired 12/8/2017
Victoria Coren Mitchell presents as the Dandies and Beaks return for this round two game of the quiz testing general knowledge and lateral thinking. Among the challenges facing the players is to determine what connects Something's Got to Give, The Athenaeum Portrait, The Last Tycoon and Schubert's Symphony No 8.
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#18 - Detectives v Arrowheads
Season 13 Episode 18 - Aired 12/15/2017
Victoria Coren Mitchell presents as the Detectives and Arrowheads return for this round two game of the quiz testing general knowledge and lateral thinking. Among the challenges facing the players is to determine what connects Man-Killer, Penthesilea, Sharron Davies and Jeff Bezos' company.
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#19 - Meeples v Parishioners
Season 13 Episode 19 - Aired 12/22/2017
Victoria Coren Mitchell presents as round two losers the Meeples and Parishioners return for their last chance to stay in the competition. Among the challenges facing the players is to determine what connects Blockbusters, Rorke's Drift, Fox and Geese and ice hockey power play.
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#20 - Snake Charmers v Inquisitors
Season 13 Episode 20 - Aired 1/1/2018
Victoria Coren Mitchell presents as round two losers Snake Charmers and the Inquisitors return for one final chance to stay in the competition. Among the challenges facing the players is to determine what connects DiConcetto & Cruz, Moore & Prater, Green & Flynn, and Bono & Sarkisian.
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#21 - Dandies v Arrowheads
Season 13 Episode 21 - Aired 1/8/2018
Victoria Coren Mitchell presents as round two losers the Dandies and the Arrowheads return for one final chance to stay in the competition. Among the challenges facing the players is to determine what connects Extra Special, M Signature, Finest, and Taste the Difference.
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#22 - Cricketers v Escapologists
Season 13 Episode 22 - Aired 1/15/2018
Victoria Coren Mitchell asks the questions as round two losers the Cricketers and the Escapologists return for one final chance to stay in the competition. Among the challenges facing the players is to determine what connects Robin Masters, Madeline Magellan, Temperance Brennan and Jessica Fletcher.
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#23 - Meeples v Inquisitors
Season 13 Episode 23 - Aired 1/22/2018
Victoria Coren Mitchell asks the questions as round two losers the Meeples and the Inquisitors return for one final chance to stay in the competition. Among the challenges facing the players is to determine what connects Ice Field, Eton Rugby, English Carom, and League Union.
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#24 - Dandies v Escapologists
Season 13 Episode 24 - Aired 1/29/2018
Victoria Coren Mitchell asks the questions as round two losers the Dandies and the Escapologists return for one final chance to stay in the competition. Among the challenges facing the players is to determine what connects light kiss, snow leopard, American garden, and a fastening with rope.
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#25 - Eco-Warriors v Inquisitors
Season 13 Episode 25 - Aired 2/5/2018
Victoria Coren Mitchell hosts the first third-round match of the competition as the Eco-Warriors take on the Inquisitors for a place in the quarter-finals of the quiz. They must use patience, lateral thinking and sheer inspiration to make connections between groups of four things that may appear at first not to be linked, with one set of clues consisting of Boring Ted, Violent Vic, Devout P, and Repulsive Od.
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The Best Episodes of Only Connect Season 13
Every episode of Only Connect Season 13 ranked from best to worst. Discover the Best Episodes of Only Connect Season 13!
The fiendishly difficult quiz show in which two teams of three contestants have to find the connection between seemingly unrelated clues, where patience and lateral...
Season 13 Ratings Summary
"Stewards v Parishioners" is the best rated episode of "Only Connect" season 13. It scored 7.8/10 based on 6 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 7/28/2017. This episode is rated NaN points higher than the second-best, "Geocachers v Vikings".