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The Worst Episodes of Only Fools and Horses

Every episode of Only Fools and Horses ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Only Fools and Horses!

The misadventures of two wheeler dealer brothers Del Boy and Rodney Trotter of 'Trotters Independent Traders PLC' who scrape their living by selling dodgy goods...
Genre:Comedy
Network:BBC One

Worst Episodes Summary

"A Slow Bus to Chingford" is the worst rated episode of "Only Fools and Horses". It scored 7.2/10 based on 6 votes. Directed by Martin Shardlow and written by John Sullivan, it aired on 10/6/1981. This episode scored 0.1 points lower than the second lowest rated, "The Second Time Around".

  • A Slow Bus to Chingford
    7.2/106 votes
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    #1 - A Slow Bus to Chingford

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 10/6/1981

    Del has a dream: The Trotter corporate skyscraper, rising majestically against the Peckham skyline. It's time for the latest moneymaking scam, Trotter's Ethnic Tours. But, why are there no takers?

    Director: Martin Shardlow

    Writer: John Sullivan

  • The Second Time Around
    7.3/106 votes
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    #2 - The Second Time Around

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 9/29/1981

    Del's rekindled passion with old flame Pauline and it looks like wedding bells are in the air again. Rodney's not so thrilled after what happened to her first two husbands...

    Director: Martin Shardlow

    Writer: John Sullivan

  • Big Brother
    7.7/107 votes
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    #3 - Big Brother

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 9/8/1981

    Del's confident at last he's on to a winner with Trigger's consignment of Old English vinyl briefcases. How can his brother Rodney even think of abandoning the high-flying world of trading for a real job?

    Director: Martin Shardlow

    Writer: John Sullivan

  • Ashes to Ashes
    7.7/106 votes
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    #4 - Ashes to Ashes

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 10/28/1982

    Del's busy selling Trig's gran's genuine antique urns. Trouble is, one of them is Trig's Grandad's last resting place!

    Director: Ray Butt

    Writer: John Sullivan

  • The Long Legs of the Law
    7.8/106 votes
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    #5 - The Long Legs of the Law

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 10/21/1982

    Streuth! Rodder's besmirching the good reputation of the Trotter family by dating a policewoman...

    Director: Ray Butt

    Writer: John Sullivan

  • The Russians Are Coming
    7.9/108 votes
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    #6 - The Russians Are Coming

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 10/13/1981

    The threat of nuclear war looms over Peckham. What will become of the Nag's Head if the Russians attack? One things guaranteed: the Trotters will be sitting pretty in their DIY shelter...

    Director: Martin Shardlow

    Writer: John Sullivan

  • Cash and Curry
    8.0/106 votes
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    #7 - Cash and Curry

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 9/22/1981

    Del's swooping in on the deal of a lifetime - it could keep them in Pilau rice forever. All he has to do is get hold of a poxy statue. Trouble is, he hasn't reckoned on a touch of gang warfare.

    Director: Martin Shardlow

    Writer: John Sullivan

  • Healthy Competition
    8.2/105 votes
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    #8 - Healthy Competition

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 11/17/1983

    Rodney breaks up the Trotter partnership to go it alone - with Mickey Pearce! Does Mickey's trip to the Costas mean that the duo are opening a Spanish branch already?

    Director: N/A

    Writer: John Sullivan

  • It's Only Rock and Roll
    8.2/105 votes
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    #9 - It's Only Rock and Roll

    Season 4 Episode 4 - Aired 3/14/1985

    Rodney is the drumless drummer in Mental Micky's band, 'A Bunch Of Wallies'. Del Boy takes on the job of manager, getting them an abortive St. Paddy's night gig at The Shamrock Club.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: John Sullivan

  • Go West Young Man
    8.3/106 votes
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    #10 - Go West Young Man

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 9/15/1981

    Rodney’s depressed. His mate Mickey Pearce has moved in on his bird – Monica of the fat thighs – and life isn’t exactly a social whirl. Del has the solution – they’ll all be millionaires in a year – cue his smooth friend Boycie and a very dodgy deal…

    Director: Martin Shardlow

    Writer: John Sullivan

  • Homesick
    8.4/105 votes
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    #11 - Homesick

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 11/10/1983

    Del Boy uses Rodney's election as chairman of the local tenants' association to plot a move to ground-floor accommodation.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: John Sullivan

  • No Greater Love....
    8.5/104 votes
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    #12 - No Greater Love....

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 11/11/1982

    Rodney's got himself a bird at last! Unfortunately, she's no spring chicken and her jailbird husband is about to be released...

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Wanted
    8.5/104 votes
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    #13 - Wanted

    Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 12/15/1983

    Rodney is on the run after he is accused of being the 'Peckham Pouncer' - but where is that fragrant smell, wafting through the ventilation ducts of Nelson Mandela House, coming from?

    Director: N/A

    Writer: John Sullivan

  • Watching the Girls Go By
    8.5/104 votes
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    #14 - Watching the Girls Go By

    Season 4 Episode 6 - Aired 3/28/1985

    Del sets Rodney up with a date, but when she gets to the do at the Nag's Head she makes Rodney wish he hadn't.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: John Sullivan

  • As One Door Closes
    8.5/103 votes
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    #15 - As One Door Closes

    Season 4 Episode 7 - Aired 4/4/1985

    When Del Boy's hooky 'louvry' door deal, financed with Denzil's redundancy money, falls through, the boys attempt to repay him by catching a rare butterfly.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: John Sullivan

  • Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?
    8.5/104 votes
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    #16 - Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?

    Season 5 Episode 6 - Aired 10/5/1986

    Del Boy gets the chance to make a new start (and to become a millionaire) in Australia - fronting Jumbo Mills's used car business.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Little Problems
    8.5/104 votes
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    #17 - Little Problems

    Season 6 Episode 6 - Aired 2/12/1989

    With his diploma in Computer Science, new job in Cassandra's father's firm and impending marriage, Rodney's certainly on the up. Del's even promised to take care of his share of the flat deposit. Only problem is, Del's gone and got himself into a bit of bother over some hooky mobile phones with the less-than-understanding Driscoll brothers, and unless he comes up with £2,000 pretty sharpish they're going to take care of him...

    Director: N/A

    Writer: John Sullivan

  • Friday the 14th
    8.6/105 votes
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    #18 - Friday the 14th

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 11/24/1983

    The Trotters visit Devon for a weekend's fishing but get involved with an escaped 'psycho' from the local mental hospital.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: John Sullivan

  • The Yellow Peril
    8.8/104 votes
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    #19 - The Yellow Peril

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 11/18/1982

    Del's got a job painting a Chinese restaurant - but is he wise to get some help from Rodney 'Leonardo' Trotter?

    Director: Ray Butt

    Writer: John Sullivan

  • It Never Rains....
    8.8/104 votes
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    #20 - It Never Rains....

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 11/25/1982

    The Trotter family holiday is underway when Grandad runs into a bit of trouble with the Spanish police.

    Director: Ray Butt

    Writer: John Sullivan

  • Yesterday Never Comes
    8.8/104 votes
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    #21 - Yesterday Never Comes

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 12/1/1983

    Del Boy falls for posh tart Miranda when she comes to view a 'Queen Anne' cabinet, but Miranda is more interested in the painting that the boys' Gran lifted from her art dealer employer.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: John Sullivan

  • May the Force Be with You
    8.8/105 votes
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    #22 - May the Force Be with You

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 12/8/1983

    D.I. Slater is on the track of a stolen microwave oven and Del Boy is in the frame.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: John Sullivan

  • From Prussia with Love
    8.8/104 votes
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    #23 - From Prussia with Love

    Season 5 Episode 1 - Aired 8/31/1986

    When a German damsel turns up in the Nag's Head, she's definitely in distress - and nine months pregnant at that. Rodney's all beer and sympathy, but Del's got an idea - could this be the answer to Boycie and Marlene's dreams of a child and a golden opportunity to make a few bob along the way?

    Director: N/A

    Writer: John Sullivan

  • The Miracle of Peckham
    8.8/104 votes
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    #24 - The Miracle of Peckham

    Season 5 Episode 2 - Aired 9/7/1986

    Del Boy gets religion when the Madonna at the local church is seen to shed tears. But why does she only cry when it's raining, and where did that lead in Del's garage come from?

    Director: N/A

    Writer: John Sullivan

  • The Longest Night
    8.8/104 votes
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    #25 - The Longest Night

    Season 5 Episode 3 - Aired 9/14/1986

    A burglar makes a daring raid on the local supermarket just as Del and family are out buying their weekly French stick. What's worse, Del sold him a duff watch down the local market...

    Director: N/A

    Writer: John Sullivan