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Ozzy and Jack trek to Jamestown, Va., taking a few detours along the way; while Jack intends to find out whether any Osbournes were among the first American colonists, Ozzy obsesses over the idea that early settlers resorted to cannibalism

Like Forefathers, Like Sons

In San Antonio, Ozzy and Jack head to the Alamo to redress a shameful incident that occurred there in 1982; the guys visit NASA's Johnson Space Center, where they test drive the Mars Rover, and they stop at the Museum of Funeral History

Remember the Alamo?

While on a road trip to Mount Rushmore, Jack and Ozzy engage in a quick-draw shootout, pan for gold, visit Wild Bill Hickok's grave in Deadwood, S.D., go inside a Minuteman nuclear missile site, and come face to face with Crazy Horse

Father Knows West

Ozzy and Jack pack up a camper and travel to Roswell, N.M.; while Jack is a true UFO believer, Ozzy is a skeptic; while in New Mexico, they vist the Petroglyphs National Monument, the UFO Museum and the famous Roswell crash site.

Unidentified Flying Ozzy

Jack has a big surprise in store for his father's birthday and pulls a lot of strings to put together the perfect trip for him; the trip includes medical oddities, a penitentiary, a voyage 220-feet underground, and a relic from Ozzy's past.

Iron Mountain Men

Ozzy and Jack head to the United Kingdom; Ozzy seeks to get his hands on Alan Turing's Nazi code breaking machine; Jack tries to convince his father to go to a monument known as Superhenge; Jack pursues his dream of getting his father knighted.

Sir Prince of Darkness

The Last Two Samurai

Misters Osbourne Go to Washington

Cuba or Busted

The Devil Made Me Do It

Ozzy and Jack are hitting the road, traveling the states from Florida to Alaska and everything in between. And they're doing it, per Ozzy's request, in a vintage 1973 GMC camper--the same RV Ozzy toured in with Black Sabbath when his career in America was just beginning. At their Key West starting point, Ozzy and Jack do some deep sea fishing, pay a visit to Robert the Haunted Doll (where they pick up a souvenir mascot to ride up front in their GMC), hunt for pythons in the Everglades, and drive by Mar-a-Lago, President Trump's Winter White House.

Like Father, Like Sun

Ozzy and Jack go to a NASCAR race, but the RV breaks down, so a racing expert from Georgia comes to theuir rescue, gives them a place to stay for the night and teaches them about dirt track driving. Later: Ozzy and Jack visit an Elvis museum; drive tanks; and visit a guitar diddley bow artisan before heading to Texas for the NASCAR race.

Speed Demons

Ozzy and Jack are at odds over the broken RV and let out their frustrations via a recreational way. Later: Ozzy meets with a Texas-based Black Sabbath cover band; the guys play a bizarre game of bingo; and about the forensics behind solving murders.

Texas, Bloody Texas

Jack reveals their new ride, which is a Mercedes RV, and the guys head to Kentucky. Later: they spend a day at a jumper breeding ranch; visit the the medical oddities museum at Transylvania University; and walk through a life-size replica of Noah's Ark.

Kentucky Fried Osbournes

Jack and Ozzy take a trip down to Cajun country, where Jack's in-laws live in Louisiana. In New Orleans, they take a trip down memory lane with an old family friend from Ozzy's early touring days. Never ones to shy away from the eerie, Jack and Ozzy pay a visit to a French Quarter landmark and one of the most haunted houses in America. And finally, the boys partake in a classic bayou tradition--a good ol' family crawfish boil!

Spicy In-Laws

Ozzy and Jack head to Arizona for a family camping trip with one of the littlest Osbournes, Jack's daughter Pearl. It's nothing, but stargazing and campfires for the Prince of Darkness and his granddaughter. Jack's plans to take the family to the Grand Canyon go awry when neither Ozzy nor Pearl want to go. In Sedona, Ozzy seeks an unconventional, new age method of treating his neck. The men say goodbye to Pearl and make their way to Sin City to visit Ozzy's old friend and legendary rock star Billy Idol.

Pearls of Wisdom

Ozzy and Jack are headed to Mars! Or at least the Mars Desert Research Station in Utah. As the men traverse one of the most beautiful states in America, they must also endure the long drive to San Rafael Swell, where the research station is located. Along the way, the duo visit Jack’s survival expert friend in hopes of learning skills for any sticky situation. They also take time out from the road to spend the night in a native American teepee… complete with flat-screen TVs. When they finally make it to the research station, will Ozzy and Jack survive life on Mars?

Mission to Mars

Hitting the Pacific Northwest, Jack and Ozzy learn about competitive lumberjacks. Then Jack finds himself bed-ridden with the flu. So Ozzy steps up and visits a coffee roaster himself and gets super caffeinated. After Jack recovers, they visit an oyster farm and then visit a medium who has agreed to tell them if Robert the doll is evil.

Illin' and Chillin'

Blizzard of Oz

Aloha, Osbournes

Ozzy is planning his final world tour, but is hounded to do press, promos and photos which he hates. He tries to persuade Jack to hit the road but Jack has one problem–his new baby is due to be born and he can't leave LA. Ozzy and Jack conspire to convince his sister, Kelly to take the wheel if Jack has to stay behind.

Twisted Sister

With Jack stuck in L.A. waiting for his baby to be born, Kelly and Ozzy head for Arizona. They tour the impressive Biosphere, followed by a night of beauty masks.

Kelly of the Beast

Ozzy and Kelly are awoken by a call from Jack that his new baby is going to be born; after returning to Los Angeles, the Osbournes manage to welcome a new family member, squeeze in a quick camping trip to Joshua Tree, and even have dental surgery.

New Kid on the Block

Jack travels once again with Ozzy and his sister, Kelly, now that his baby has been born. They explore the state of New Mexico, sampling chili milkshakes, chainsaw sculpting, and learning to make pistachios. Kelly hates dealing with all the guy humor that Ozzy and Jack deal out, but figures out a way to make a profit from it.

Kelly Makes Three

In Missouri, Kelly takes the guys to eat some fresh ice cream, while Jack arranges a trip to an "explosion school"; Jack and Kelly plan some touching surprises for Ozzy; old nemesis "Robert the Doll" returns and threatens to derail the trip.

I Am Ice Cream Man

For the first time in the show’s history, Kelly heads the trip. They go to Nashville, Tennessee. Jack and Ozzy are backseat to some very “Kelly” activities, including a drag queen brunch; visiting Manuel, Nashville’s iconic fashion designer; and restyling Ozzy’s Madame Tussauds’ wax figure. Not entirely excluding her father and brother’s interest, they visit a chocolate and record pressing factory. Kelly plans a musical surprise for Ozzy and makes a trip to the largest ashram in the country.

Grand Ole Osbournes

With Pearl in tow, Ozzy and Jack head to Alabama, where Jack’s childhood dream will be fulfilled at Huntsville’s Space Camp. However, before they can launch into space, Ozzy has a surprise up his sleeve for Jack.

Lizard of Oz

In Florida, Jack and Kelly meet with a chocolate sculptor who makes a bust of Ozzy and visit the famed Fountain of Youth to retrieve some magical water; a psychic attempts to remove any bad luck before Ozzy takes the stage at a music festival.

Florida Finale

The self-proclaimed history nerds hit the road in a father-son journey they've waited years to take. No roadies, no tour buses and no boundaries - just a bucket list of iconic and historically significant spots that includes Mt. Rushmore, Stonehenge, The Alamo, Roswell, The Jamestown Settlement and Sun Studios and a hit list of some fascinating sights and people that they've read about. From a Cold War era Missile Silo to Bletchley Park; from gold miner Rattlesnake Randy's stream of dreams to vintage tank collector Allan Cors' private museum of working war machines, Ozzy and Jack get their eyes and hands on history.

The Best Seasons of Ozzy and Jack's World Detour

The Best Seasons of Ozzy and Jack's World Detour

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