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The Worst Episodes of Painting With John

Every episode of Painting With John ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Painting With John!

Part meditative tutorial, part fireside chat, each episode finds artist John Lurie ensconced at his worktable, where he hones his intricate watercolor techniques and shares...
Genres:DocumentaryComedyReality
Network:HBO

Worst Episodes Summary

"The Night Hunters" is the worst rated episode of "Painting With John". It scored 6.8/10 based on 11 votes. Directed by N/A and written by N/A, it aired on 7/7/2023. This episode scored 0.7 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Hermits Unite".

  • The Night Hunters
    6.8/1011 votes
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    #1 - The Night Hunters

    Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 7/7/2023

    John shares his appreciation for his long-time assistant and friend Nesrin… and his epic collection of luminary toast.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Hermits Unite
    7.5/1021 votes
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    #2 - Hermits Unite

    Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 6/2/2023

    John laments how he, the world, and airports are absolute messes before offering a public service announcement on TV binge-watching.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • What?
    7.7/1031 votes
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    #3 - What?

    Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 2/18/2022

    John sacrifices his handsomeness for humanity – and the introduction of Cowboy Beckett.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Bugs Are Winning
    7.7/1024 votes
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    #4 - The Bugs Are Winning

    Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 3/4/2022

    John recounts the time Joey Ramone waved at him.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Sea Monster
    7.7/1018 votes
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    #5 - The Sea Monster

    Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 6/16/2023

    John discusses getting older and Nesrin floats away to music.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Explosion Story
    7.8/1055 votes
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    #6 - The Explosion Story

    Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 1/29/2021

    John crashes his seventh drone in his attempt to film a show open. Next, he shares how his cancer treatment led to a middle-of-the-night disastrous shrimp curry incident and recalls meeting Barry White.

    Director: John Lurie

    Writer: John Lurie

  • Small Car
    7.8/1024 votes
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    #7 - Small Car

    Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 3/18/2022

    John encounters a drunk pilot and decides it is safe to fly with him, while Ann Mary shares how she makes Weapon Potatoes.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Finding Rudolph
    7.9/1038 votes
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    #8 - Finding Rudolph

    Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 2/26/2021

    John considers the complex songs of tree frogs, recounts ongoing attempts to make his cameraman Erik laugh, and reflects on the challenges and benefits of painting with watercolors. Season finale.

    Director: John Lurie

    Writer: John Lurie

  • My Friend Flea
    7.9/1021 votes
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    #9 - My Friend Flea

    Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 6/23/2023

    John receives a visit from his friend Flea, and the two find endless time to catch up… in prison.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Bob Ross Was Wrong
    8.0/1080 votes
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    #10 - Bob Ross Was Wrong

    Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 1/22/2021

    After contemplating how to open his show, John discusses his parents’ approach to nurturing their kids’ creativity and his lack of trust in someone until he has heard them laugh.

    Director: John Lurie

    Writer: John Lurie

  • Elephant
    8.0/1046 votes
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    #11 - Elephant

    Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 2/5/2021

    John recounts how the obsession he and his brother shared for John Coltrane’s “Live at Birdland” resulted in an unfortunate Sunday breakfast and chronicles his epic quest to procure a live eel in Manhattan.

    Director: John Lurie

    Writer: John Lurie

  • Your Hands Have Turned into Lightbulbs
    8.0/1021 votes
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    #12 - Your Hands Have Turned into Lightbulbs

    Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 3/11/2022

    John scares people on bicycles while trying to explain that life is a beautiful and wonderful thing.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • The Disappearance of Chicken Man
    8.1/1038 votes
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    #13 - The Disappearance of Chicken Man

    Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 2/19/2021

    John contemplates uncanny disappearances on the island where he lives. Next, he tells the story of being turned away from the DMV at 17 and how his mother tried to intervene.

    Director: John Lurie

    Writer: John Lurie

  • How the Music Is Made
    8.1/1019 votes
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    #14 - How the Music Is Made

    Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 6/30/2023

    John gathers a group of remarkable musicians to write, rehearse, and record music for this season of the show.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Fame Is Bad
    8.2/1039 votes
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    #15 - Fame Is Bad

    Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 2/12/2021

    John explains the origin of the painting he made in “honor” of Gore Vidal, tells the story of the now-famous actor who used to clean his house, and ponders the toll that fame took on his friend Anthony Bourdain.

    Director: John Lurie

    Writer: John Lurie

  • Children Kicking Hamburger All Over the Highway
    8.2/1033 votes
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    #16 - Children Kicking Hamburger All Over the Highway

    Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 2/25/2022

    John yells at the moon for not keeping an appointment and gives a lecture about new technology in the theater.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Old Man Dancing
    8.5/1022 votes
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    #17 - Old Man Dancing

    Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 3/25/2022

    John talks about attending the 1962 World Series with his father.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A

  • Potato
    8.7/1028 votes
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    #18 - Potato

    Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 6/9/2023

    Over a unique blend of music, animation, and painted scenery, John recounts an escape he led from summer camp.

    Director: N/A

    Writer: N/A