Every season of Paradise PD ever, ranked from best to worst by thousands of votes from fans of the show. The best seasons of Paradise PD!

At 18, Kevin Crawford finally gets a shot at joining the police force run by his dad, just as a new drug dubbed "argyle meth" hits the streets.

Welcome to Paradise

Bullet finds fame and glory in an underground dogfighting ring, and Chief Crawford butts heads with his biggest rival on a maddening homicide case.

Ass on the Line

At Gina's insistence, Fitz starts carrying a gun -- and ignites a national media scandal. Shipped off to a nursing home, Hopson uncovers a conspiracy.

Black & Blue

When Kevin's mom buys him a sleek new talking police car, it's love at first sight. Bullet turns Dusty into a fried-chicken kingpin.

Karla

When Preacher Paul ropes the cops into his war against a "satanic cult" of D&D players, Bullet makes a move on the preacher's virtuous daughter.

Dungeons & Dragnet

After finding a clue to her past, Gina sets out on a quest for revenge and bonds with her long-lost family -- leaving Paradise without a tough cop.

Meet the Jabowskis

While Kevin and his dad face off in the police academy Coptathalon, Bullet runs the station and Dusty helps Hopson take care of unfinished business.

Police Academy

The hunt for the argyle meth mastermind leads Kevin and his task force to the circus. A cash-strapped Dusty auctions off his virginity on the dark web.

Task Force

Kevin's plan to reunite his family backfires in a big way. After seeing his DNA test results, Dusty vows to stop the town's Thanksgiving parade.

Parent Trap

As Dusty scrambles to get Paradise ready for a visit from Santa, Kevin races to root out the traitor on the force.

Christmas in Paradise

As tourists flock to the new, peaceful Paradise, Gina plots to bust Dusty out of prison, Kevin savors his hero status, and Karen plans an execution.

Paradise Found

On Kevin Sucks Day, Fitz hunts down a new meth supplier, the chief discovers Karen's secret fetish, and Kevin vows to defy an embarrassing prediction.

Big Ball Energy

A rant by Tucker Carlson sparks a war of the sexes, leaving Paradise with two police forces. Fitz's new evil plan is thwarted by Gal-Qaeda.

Tucker Carlson Is a Huge D**k

Dusty finds a long-lost sitcom star living in Paradise and sets out to reboot his career. The squad obsesses over Kevin's bathroom habits.

Who Ate Wally's Waffles

With crime at an all-time high, Chief Crawford decides to steal the Kingpin case back from Agent Clappers. Fitz runs into major money trouble.

The Father, the Son and the Post-it Note

Desperate to win reelection, Karen legalizes meth — inspiring Fitz to run against her. The chief recruits Dobby for a mission. Bullet visits hell.

Flip the Vote

Fleeing Paradise, the gang crosses over into Brickleberry National Park, just in time to help Ranger Woody and crew hunt for missing bear Malloy.

Paradise PD Meets Brickleberry

After learning that Fitz isn't quite what he seems, the squad races to stop their real enemy — and save Paradise from a nuclear disaster.

Operation DD

Three months after the deep-dish pizza nuclear explosion, Fitz finds out he married a dolphin, Rusty and Delbert conquer an island, and Randall develops an anal polyp that begins to take over his life and body.

Fallout

Paradise PD engineers arrests to win Top Cop. Meanwhile, Dusty extorts free doughnuts from the local doughnut shop, Kevin converts to Judaism, and Fritz takes on multiple new identities.

Top Cops

Randall must prove to Karen that he's a good father by taking care of Hopson. Meanwhile, Delbert and Rusty open a carnival on the new island they conquered, Dusty goes to great lengths to attend the carnival, despite being confined to desk duty, and Bullet poses as a stuffed animal to get close to a sexy woman.

Ice Ice Babies

Paradise's gun problem spirals out of control...and things get worse when smartguns are introduced. Meanwhile, Bullet becomes a viral video star and Fitz tries to rekindle his marriage.

Trigger Warning

Dusty becomes the leader of a fat acceptance cult. Meanwhile, Gina confronts her masturbation addiction and Fitz's dolphin wife gets a job at SeaWorld.

Showdown at the O-bese Corral

Randall stages a heist to get his sperm back from the sperm bank. Meanwhile, Fitz runs afoul of the mutants who remember him as "The Kingpin", and Dusty recreates Family Feud.

How the Cookie Crumbles

To keep Karen from drinking alcohol when she's pregnant again, Randall outlaws all alcoholic beverages leaving Bullet, Robby and Delbert to become Dukes Of Hazzard. Kevin lies to Gina of having a girlfriend in Canada.

Blind Drunk

Paradise PD combats the city's drone menace. Karen's mother, Agatha, moves in to help with baby prep. Kevin offers to assist Gina with her tech issues.

Blimp City

Karen asks Chief to play nice with Hopson, but the task proves surprisingly humiliating. Kevin tries to get Gina into Live Action Role Playing.

The World According to LARP

The mutants enter stage three in their quest for revenge. Gina's family kidnaps Kevin. The Chief worries his unborn child has it in for him.

Fetal Attraction

Karen bets big, hoping a new casino will raise enough money to rebuild Paradise. Kevin's relationship with Gina remains stubbornly platonic.

What Happens in Twatemala

Gina and Kevin make a big announcement, Bullet worries Fitz is on the verge of an unpleasant discovery, and Dusty joins a "gym."

PARADISIS

Excited to finally have the son he always wanted, Chief Crawford focuses on being a new father while the townspeople build a utopia - inside Dobby.

The Brozone Lair

Karen replaces everyone in town with actors to impress Elon Musk, Kevin gets an inflatable girlfriend and Dusty obsesses about impressing his father.

Diddy's Home

Inspired by his son's interest in a kids' band, Chief Crawford decides to pursue his artistic ambition. Kevin accidentally becomes an adult film star.

A Star is Porn

A billionaire moves his company to Paradise, forcing Robby and Delbert to get jobs. Chief Crawford searches for the perfect outfit to impress Charles.

Good Jeans

When Gina returns to town, Kevin tries to prove she's a clone. Dusty becomes an art sensation and Chief Crawford falls prey to his virtual assistant.

The Shartist

To undo a family curse, Chief Crawford must cater to the whim of a witch living on the outskirts of town.

Kevin looks for dirt on Charles Lovely.

The Butt Cut

Kevin tries to sneak back into Paradise to warn his friends of Charles' evil plan while they take jobs selling Lovely Corp. products door-to-door.

Boat!

The resistance plots to take down Lovely Corp. Karen mixes up her medication, causing mayhem. Chief Crawford and Fitz struggle to move Dusty's mother.

King of the Norf

Determined to change his life, Kevin journeys back in time to undo a childhood mistake - but meddling with the past doesn't solve his problems.

Sack to the Future

With the town suspended in the air, everyone rallies together to defeat Charles Lovely before it's too late. Dusty plans a family reunion.

The Eternal Reckoning

An eager young rookie joins the ragtag small-town police force led by his dad as they bumble, squabble and snort their way through a big drug case.

The Best Seasons of Paradise PD

The Best Seasons of Paradise PD

Season 3

Season 4

Season 1

Season 2