The Best Episodes of Petticoat Junction

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   #1 - Wings

   S6:E611/9/1968

   Gus Huffle, the owner of the Pixley Bijou movie theater, has decided to close due to lack of business. Sam says that a big part of the problem is that Richard Arlen and Charles 'Buddy' Rogers, who were supposed to come to the Bijou for the world premiere of their Academy Award-winning Wings (1927 film), decided instead to attend a premiere at the Roxy in New York City. Joe decides to write a nasty letter to Arlen and Rogers. After receiving the letter, Arlen and Rogers think that attending a world premiere of the movie at the Pixley Bijou - despite being forty years late - would be good publicity. When they arrive in Hooterville, the community pulls out all the stops, including a parade and musical performances.

   Director:Ralph Levy

   Writers:Charles Stewart, Dick Conway

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   Director:Ralph Levy

   Writers:Charles Stewart, Dick Conway
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   7.0/10(2 votes)

   #2 - Quick, Hide the Railroad

   S1:E210/1/1963

   Kate uses a combination of charm, subterfuge, and wiles to prevent Homer Bedloe from catching the Hooterville Cannonball and getting to Pixley in order to initiate proceedings that would permanently terminate the train's operation. She has to keep him at the Shady Rest long enough to convince him that the Cannonball is an integral part of the valley's life. When all else fails, Kate gets Sam, the Hooterville Jack of all professions, to scare Bedloe into changing his mind.

   Director:David Alexander

   Writers:Paul Henning, Mark Tuttle

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   Director:David Alexander

   Writers:Paul Henning, Mark Tuttle
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   7.0/10(2 votes)

   #3 - The President Who Came to Dinner

   S1:E310/8/1963

   C&F W Railroad President Norman P. Curtis is incensed that ace troubleshooter Homer Bedloe utterly failed to scrap the Hooterville Cannonball. Taking matters into his own hands, he decides to do it himself, incognito. Although Curtis doesn't intend on appearing as such, he comes across to Kate and others in the valley as a hobo after he takes a tumble in a field, ripping and dirtying his suit and losing his wallet in the process. But, he has a change of heart when he experiences Kate's hospitality and kindness.

   Director:David Alexander

   Writers:Seaman Jacobs, Ed James

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   Director:David Alexander

   Writers:Seaman Jacobs, Ed James
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   7.0/10(2 votes)

   #4 - Is There a Doctor in the Roundhouse?

   S1:E410/15/1963

   Norman Curtis, who has fallen in love with life at the Shady Rest, is still staying there for free without Kate yet knowing his true identity. He accidentally breaks the throttle handle of the Hooterville Cannonball and folks can't get to Kate's annual Shady Rest Jamboree. Norman decides to come clean about his identity. The problem is no one believes him. In fact, they all believe he's crazy. But the executive tries to make amends with a determined effort to obtain the nearly-nonexistent replacement part. Norman brings three of his friends in to help, who everyone also think are hobos. Thanks to Norman, the Jamboree is a success.

   Director:David Alexander

   Writers:Seaman Jacobs, Ed James

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   Director:David Alexander

   Writers:Seaman Jacobs, Ed James
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   7.0/10(2 votes)

   #5 - The Courtship of Floyd Smoot

   S1:E510/22/1963

   Floyd Smoot, the conductor, is courting a woman through the mail. But, when she ends it after receiving a photo of him, he loses all confidence. Kate tries to help him think all the women from Hooterville and the surrounding area have eyes for him, but instead he gets the idea that Kate has been secretly in love with him. Kate comes up with a plan to get Flyod's mind off of her. Meanwhile, the Hooterville Hornets football team and their coach Uncle Joe are on a losing streak.

   Director:Sherman Marks

   Writers:Seaman Jacobs, Ed James

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   Director:Sherman Marks

   Writers:Seaman Jacobs, Ed James
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   7.0/10(2 votes)

   #6 - Please Buy My Violets

   S1:E610/29/1963

   Uncle Joe spends Kate's money to buy cases of lousy smelling men and women's cologne to make a fast buck reselling it. The money was intended to put screens in the hotel that will keep mosquitoes from chasing away paying guests. Kate figures out a way to sell all the cologne to salesmen Mr. Blake and Mr. Gordon. The men are going to sell it as insecticide.

   Director:David Alexander

   Writer:Richard Baer

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   Director:David Alexander

   Writer:Richard Baer
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   7.0/10(2 votes)

   #7 - The Ringer

   S1:E711/5/1963

   Betty Jo enters the annual Shady Rest Horseshoe Tournament and becomes the first female contestant in the tournament's history. But she experiences conflicting emotions when she finds herself with an opportunity to defeat the legendary Pixley Fats. After a talk with Kate, Betty Jo decides that winning means more to Pixley Fats than to her, because that's all he really has in life.

   Director:David Alexander

   Writer:Richard Baer

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   Director:David Alexander

   Writer:Richard Baer
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   7.0/10(2 votes)

   #8 - Kate's Recipe for Hot Rhubarb

   S1:E811/12/1963

   When Billie Jo has to come up with a fourth for her double date with Junior Hocker and Junior's visiting friend Roger Budd, Kate suggests Bobbie Jo to her. Billie Jo doesn't think Bobbie Jo would be a good fit as she knows all the boys see Bobbie Jo as a book worm instead of a fun girl. Convincing Bobbie Jo may be more difficult as Bobbie Jo admits that she just doesn't feel comfortable around boys yet. She goes on the date, but comes home early saying she just can't compete with Billie Jo. Kate tries to teach Bobbie Jo how to flatter a man the way Billie Jo does. On her next date with Roger, things go much better.

   Director:Jean Yarbrough

   Writers:Joel Kane, Dick Wesson

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   Director:Jean Yarbrough

   Writers:Joel Kane, Dick Wesson
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   7.0/10(2 votes)

   #9 - The Little Train Robbery

   S1:E911/19/1963

   Two young men, Arthur Gilroy and Lowell Rightmeyer, are on their way to rob the bank in Pixley. They change their plans when they learn that the next day, the Cannonball, without any armed guards, will make its run from Hooterville to Pixley for the bank shipment. Arthur and Lowell decide to stay the night at the Shady Rest. Kate and the family are happy to have two polite and handsome young men stay with them. Arthur and Lowell do hold up the train the next day. But, Kate and Uncle Joe are also on the train and they recognize the masked bandits. When Arthur and Lowell learn that the bank shipment is only deposit slips, they decide to rob the Shady Rest instead. But will Kate, her family, Charley and Floyd be able to turn around Arthur and Lowell's criminal lives?

   Director:Sherman Marks

   Writers:Seaman Jacobs, Ed James

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   Director:Sherman Marks

   Writers:Seaman Jacobs, Ed James
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    7.0/10(2 votes)

    #10 - Bedloe Strikes Again

    S1:E1011/26/1963

    The Cannonball and its primary passenger, Uncle Joe, are pelted with eggs after the Hooterville Hornets, coached by Uncle Joe, are drubbed in what may be their worst game ever. Another unexpected passenger on that run is Homer Bedloe, who is surprisingly cordial and pleasant. Uncle Joe doesn't see anything wrong with Bedloe being cordial and taking it like a man in defeat in his efforts to scrap the Cannonball. Kate on the other hand believes Bedloe is up to no good. News gets to Sam that John Fisher and Max Thornton, two bigwigs from the railroad, are coming for a surprise inspection the following day. When Kate learns this news, they have to go clean-up the Cannonball. Plus, they have to keep Bedloe preoccupied so that he won't know what they're up to. And third, they have to railroad the visiting bigwigs about how deluxe the service on the Cannonball is. Fisher and Thornton are very impressed with the service.

    Director:David Alexander

    Writers:Paul Henning, Mark Tuttle

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    Director:David Alexander

    Writers:Paul Henning, Mark Tuttle
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    7.0/10(2 votes)

    #11 - Honeymoon Hotel

    S1:E1212/10/1963

    Uncle Joe has come up with another scheme to attract guests to the hotel: advertise it as a wedding/honeymoon destination. Uncle Joe manages to get Sam, the county judge, to swear him in as temporary Justice of the Peace before Sam goes away on a hunting vacation at Lost Lake. All Uncle Joe has to do is file the documentation at the courthouse to make it legal. After Uncle Joe performs his first wedding, for a young couple named Walter Shepherd and Elsie Gregg, Uncle Joe realizes that he forgot to file the documentation at the courthouse. Kate and the gang do what they can to stall Walter and Elsie consummating what they believe is their marriage, while Uncle Joe searches for Sam.

    Director:Guy Scarpitta

    Writers:Phil Leslie, Keith Fowler

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    Director:Guy Scarpitta

    Writers:Phil Leslie, Keith Fowler
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    7.0/10(2 votes)

    #12 - A Night at the Hooterville Hilton

    S1:E1312/17/1963

    A brochure made by Uncle Joe describing the incomparable Shady Rest Hotel of the future is accidentally mailed to The Centerville Sun Express travel columnist Gladys Stroud. In the brochure was the vision of what he hoped the hotel would one day be, including indoor ice rink, bowling alley, and swimming pool. Gladys decides to come and review the Shady Rest. Now the family has to scramble to keep her from finding out the truth and closing them down for lying. Despite their best efforts, Gladys finds out. Uncle Joe manages to sweet talk Gladys into not closing them down.

    Director:Jean Yarbrough

    Writers:Seaman Jacobs, Ed James

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    Director:Jean Yarbrough

    Writers:Seaman Jacobs, Ed James
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    7.0/10(2 votes)

    #13 - Cannonball Christmas

    S1:E1412/24/1963

    The Bradleys, Sam Drucker, Herby, Charlie and Floyd are decorating the Cannonball for its annual Christmas Eve trip of caroling, gift-giving and merriment around the valley. But, Homer Bedloe is determined to be a Scrooge and take possession of the train on Christmas Eve. Railroad President Norman Curtis finds out what Bedloe is up to and goes to Hooterville to stop him.

    Director:Guy Scarpitta

    Writers:Paul Henning, Mark Tuttle

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    Director:Guy Scarpitta

    Writers:Paul Henning, Mark Tuttle
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    #14 - Bobbie Jo and the Beatnik

    S1:E161/7/1964

    Bobbie Jo brings home Alan Landman, a mad-at-the-world young poet and slacker who has won her heart. Despite Bobbie Jo liking him in every respect, he dismisses her way of life. Bobbie Jo wants to prove him wrong, while deep down she wants to find out for herself if Alan is really right about how meaningless her conventional life is. The family's impression of Alan is quite dismal. Kate has to figure out a way to make Bobbie Jo come to the conclusion on her own that Alan and his life do not deserve to be romanticized.

    Director:Jean Yarbrough

    Writer:Bill Manhoff

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    Director:Jean Yarbrough

    Writer:Bill Manhoff
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    7.0/10(2 votes)

    #15 - My Daughter the Doctor

    S1:E171/14/1964

    Billie Jo receives a $500 insurance endowment, which her late father set aside for his first-born to become a doctor. But Billie Jo wants to go to Hollywood to become an actress. Kate thinks that Hooterville's long time doctor, Dr. Depew, can talk Billie Jo into it. But Kate's thinks that Dr. Depew's handsome new assistant, Dr. Clayton Harris, would be able to convince Billie Jo even more. So using Uncle Joe as a patient with non-existing symptoms, Kate hopes to have Dr. Harris make a thorough examination with Billie Jo as his assistant, exposing her to the wonders of modern medicine. But, Billie Jo faints at the first sight of blood.

    Director:Jean Yarbrough

    Writers:Seaman Jacobs, Ed James

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    Director:Jean Yarbrough

    Writers:Seaman Jacobs, Ed James
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    7.0/10(2 votes)

    #16 - Visit From a Big Star

    S1:E191/28/1964

    Uncle Joe has made a deal with Lucy Wayne, the secretary of movie star Lane Haggard, for them to stay for two weeks at the Shady Rest. Incognito as Mr. Jones, Haggard, according to Miss Wayne, needs to get some rest and relaxation away from prying public eyes. But upon their arrival, Miss Wayne believes Uncle Joe has duped her. It seems that Joe has told the entire valley about their stay. Miss Wayne also wanted no attractive women around to fall under Haggard's movie idol charms. Kate and the girls are not quite as homely as Uncle Joe described them. The problem arises that those charms do surface without Haggard realizing what he is doing. The three girls, not used to such words from a big city man, believe what he tells each of them. But, the words are just niceties which he says to every attractive female. Kate tries to protect her girls and she also tries to help the one person to who those charms really do mean something, Lucy.

    Director:Ralph Levy

    Writer:Bill Manhoff

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    Director:Ralph Levy

    Writer:Bill Manhoff
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    6.0/10(2 votes)

    #17 - Spur Line to Shady Rest

    S1:E19/24/1963

    Homer Bedloe, trouble-shooter for the C&F W Railroad, is sent by railroad president Norman P. Curtis to the little community of Hooterville to find out why a branch line doesn't connect with the main line. The branch line carries the "Cannonball" train, and is vital to the Shady Rest Hotel, run by Kate Bradley, her three grown daughters and "Uncle Joe" Carson. If Bedloe succeeds in shutting down the Cannonball, Kate faces ruin. John Ashley appears as passenger Fred.

    Director:Richard Whorf

    Writer:Paul Henning

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    Director:Richard Whorf

    Writer:Paul Henning
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    6.0/10(2 votes)

    #18 - Uncle Joe's Replacement

    S1:E1112/3/1963

    Kate and the girls go to Drucker's store to pick up the pocket watch they ordered for Uncle Joe's birthday present. While there Kate, in an effort to boost Herby's confidence, inadvertently offers him a job as Assistant Manager at the hotel. Now Kate doesn't have the heart not to give him the job, so she decides that she can give him some menial tasks at the hotel. Uncle Joe believes he is being put out to pasture with Herby showing up. He goes in search of another job. He gets one, telling everyone that he is an executive with some large company. Kate follows him and finds out his big job is actually mopping floors in a cafe. Kate and Sam have to figure out a way to get both Herby and Uncle Joe back to their real jobs.

    Director:David Alexander

    Writers:Martin Roth, Dick Wesson

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    Director:David Alexander

    Writers:Martin Roth, Dick Wesson
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    6.0/10(2 votes)

    #19 - Hooterville vs. Hollywood

    S1:E181/21/1964

    Billie Jo is still determined to use the $500 from her father to go to Hollywood to become a movie star. It doesn't help that Uncle Joe, who wants to go with her, is fueling her dream. Kate talks with Judge Drucker to see if she can legally prevent Billie Jo from going to Hollywood, but he advises against it. Dr. Depew believes Kate's mistake between Dr. Harris and Billie Jo was throwing them together in a professional relationship. He thinks they should throw them together in a doctor/patient relationship. First, they have to trick Billie Jo into thinking she's sick. Then, they have to get Dr. Harris to come by each day to check on her. Kate believes there is one more piece to complete the puzzle, courtesy of a fake edition of the Hooterville World Guardian.

    Director:Jean Yarbrough

    Writer:Dick Wesson

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    Director:Jean Yarbrough

    Writer:Dick Wesson
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    6.0/10(2 votes)

    #20 - Last Chance Farm

    S1:E202/4/1964

    Business is bad at the Shady Rest and Kate needs to make a $200 bank loan payment. Uncle Joe meets Henrietta Boswell and Gertrude Hawley, who are lost and looking for Madame Bovary's Hideaway Reducing Farm. He convinces them that the Shady Rest is the most exclusive reducing farm and charges them $200 for a week. The catch is that Uncle Joe provides them with a money back guarantee. Uncle Joe tries to hide from Kate why the women are staying at the hotel. With a rigged scale, Joe has to convince the two that the secret to weight loss is to eat whatever they want as long as it is combined with turnip greens. He also has them do what would normally be considered all his chores. Ultimately, the two women do whatever they can to find what they believe is Kate's miracle weight loss and youth secret.

    Director:Guy Scarpitta

    Writers:Harry Winkler, Hannibal Coons

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    Writers:Harry Winkler, Hannibal Coons
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    2.0/10(2 votes)

    #21 - Hey, Look Me Over

    S4:E222/28/1967

    Steve has been spending a lot of time with Betty Jo. He's giving her flying lessons and she's his grease monkey in the airplane's repairs and maintenance. Billie Jo becomes jealous of her younger sister. Billie Jo tries to be more like Betty Jo and be a grease monkey for Steve. While Betty Jo tries to act more grown up in an effort to be seen in a more feminine light. Neither Billie Jo or Betty Jo achieve what they wanted. Betty Jo in particular feels let down as she wanted to feel like a threat to Billie Jo. After Steve's attempts to make it up to Betty Jo while letting her down easily fail, Betty Jo decides to take drastic measures to get what she wants.

    Director:Charles Barton

    Writers:Charles Stewart, Dick Conway

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    Writers:Charles Stewart, Dick Conway
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    2.0/10(2 votes)

    #22 - That's Max???

    S4:E233/7/1967

    Steve receives a telegram from his old flying buddy, Max Donohue. Max wants Steve as a business partner up in Cascade Valley. Steve decides to not accept Max's offer. Kate suggests to Steve that Max join him in Hooterville, which Steve knows wouldn't work but doesn't say why. Without Steve's knowledge, Uncle Joe sends a reply telegram to Max, asking him to relocate to Hooterville to join the Carson-Elliott Enterprises. Max decides at least to investigate, which doesn't sit well with Max's business and personal partner Jack. Max arrives and turns out to be a woman. Max will need to get an agricultural flying license from the state capitol, which Billie Jo and the rest of the family misinterpret to mean a wedding license. There will be a wedding, but it will be Max and Jack.

    Director:Charles Barton

    Writers:Al Schwartz, Lou Huston

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    Writers:Al Schwartz, Lou Huston
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    #23 - Herbie Gets Drafted

    S1:E1512/31/1963

    Herby is depressed when he gets drafted, so the girls cheer him up by suggesting he could be an astronaut. Uncle Joe hears this and decides he needs to promote Herby's future political career to the whole town. When Herby gets a discharge for minor medical problems, Kate finds a way for him to save face with Billie Jo and the rest.

    Director:Jean Yarbrough

    Writers:Dick Wesson, John Elliotte

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    Director:Jean Yarbrough

    Writers:Dick Wesson, John Elliotte
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    #24 - The Very Old Antique

    S1:E212/11/1964

    When Kate unexpectedly sees Homer Bedloe in Hooterville, she knows trouble is in store. Bedloe plans on selling the Cannonball, a seemingly one-of-a-kind antique locomotive. His buyer is millionaire retired train man and antique train aficionado, Phillip Waterhouse. Waterhouse is an old, ornery and snobbish man who generally gets what he wants. With Charley and Floyd's help, Kate hopes she can convince Waterhouse that the train is in such disrepair that it's not worth buying. Kate's plan backfires when she learns Waterhouse enjoys repairing old trains. She hopes that with the family's help, she can get through to Waterhouse the necessity of the train to the valley.

    Director:Jean Yarbrough

    Writer:Jack Raymond

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    Writer:Jack Raymond
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    #25 - The Art Game

    S1:E222/18/1964

    A traveling salesman guest leaves Uncle Joe a set of six paint-by-number canvases in lieu of a cash payment. Joe decides to take up painting and hopes to make money with his new venture. Mr. Cheever, an antique dealer, buys Joe's first painting. Joe now thinks he is a new art master on his way to success. However, the dealer only wanted the valuable picture frame. Before wrapping up the painting, Joe trades the frame for one he believes is nicer. News of the painting sale spreads throughout Hooterville. People come by to see Joe's other paintings, including E. T. Gibbs from a local museum. Gibbs hates the paintings, which depresses Joe. Cheever comes back to get the original frame he bought. Kate comes up with a plan for Cheever to get the frame and for Joe to feel better.

    Director:Guy Scarpitta

    Writers:Jerry Seelen, Leo Rifkin

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    Director:Guy Scarpitta

    Writers:Jerry Seelen, Leo Rifkin