8.1/10118 votesLoading...#1 - Crimetime
Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 8/22/2002
To get publicity, Brian arranges for the Phoenix Club to be featured on TV show Crimetime (presented by Stuart Maconie), recreating the night of the blaze. It turns into a blatant plug for the club – and features Jerry's performance of Reach For The Stars. Meanwhile, the Chinese cooks are stir frying everything and the seedy Spencer (Daniel Kitson) is hired as a barman.
Director: Peter Kay
Writer: N/A
8.2/10169 votesLoading...#3 - Opening Night
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 1/14/2001
The Phoenix Club is re-opening tonight with the help of Roy “It's The Way I Tell 'Em” Walker and Brian and the crew have to make sure everything runs smoothly which isn't helped by a Nazi bandit, singing builders, short circuit a racist folk band and Max and Paddy. Opening Night is sure to be great.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
8.2/10119 votesLoading...#4 - Brian Gets Everyone Back Together
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 8/8/2002
The club has burnt down (rival Den Perry did it) and Brian has been barred from holding a licence due to safety shortcuts and insurance fiddles. But, inspired by old mate Hoss Cartwright who runs Blackpool's La Ponderosa, Brian has plans for a revival. He needs the help of his former employees, especially Jerry St Clair, who has been reduced to the role of singing salesman at Asda.
Director: Peter Kay
Writer: N/A
8.3/10148 votesLoading...#5 - Wild West Night
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 1/21/2001
A drunken horse, a dead pensioner - and that's before they've had the wild west night. It's business as usual at the Phoenix Club.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
8.3/10125 votesLoading...#6 - Comedy Robot Wars
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 2/11/2001
The Phoenix club has hit rock bottom. Can a new alternative comedy night and Robot Wars save the day? Probably not...
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
8.4/10139 votesLoading...#7 - Singles Night
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 2/4/2001
It's Single's Night at the Phoenix! Brian runs over a lady's foot with his wheelchair which leads to sparks flying between the two.
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
8.5/10126 votesLoading...#8 - Talent Trek Finals
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 2/18/2001
Things are finally looking up for Brian Potter in this final episode when the Talent Trek grand final comes to the Phoenix Club. But at what cost to Jerry St Claire?
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
8.6/10144 votesLoading...#10 - Disco Inferno
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 1/28/2001
Will fire and safety officer Keith Lard succeed in closing the Phoenix Club, or will Brian Potter keep it open in time for the sell-out psychic that is Clinton Baptiste?
Director: N/A
Writer: N/A
8.6/10125 votesLoading...#11 - Family Fun Day
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 8/15/2002
Brian is in dire need of cash for his refurbishment so he decides to hold a family fun day in the club car park. They've got fairground rides and face-painting - what could possibly go wrong?
Director: Peter Kay
Writer: Neil Fitzmaurice, Peter Kay
The Worst Episodes of Phoenix Nights
Every episode of Phoenix Nights ranked from worst to best. Explore the Worst Episodes of Phoenix Nights!
The owner of The Phoenix Club is the wheelchair-bound Brian Potter, who has presided over two clubs in the past: the first (The Aquarius) flooded,...
Genre:Comedy
Network:Channel 4
Worst Episodes Summary
"Crimetime" is the worst rated episode of "Phoenix Nights". It scored 8.1/10 based on 118 votes. Directed by Peter Kay and written by N/A, it aired on 8/22/2002. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Ladies' Night".
