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Publishing a column about your husband can get you in a whole heap of trouble.

My Eldest Child

How About Two Gorillas?

Who's Kicking That Gong Around?

Dinner on the Rocks

We're Bigger Than They Are, But...

Look Who's Talking

Mr. Hewley has a tall tale in a bad storm.

The Big Train

Two Seats on the Moon-Shot

A new regime puts the older boys in charge of the twins.

Shape Up Or Ship Out

Somewhere George is Calling

Don't Fool Around with the Man Upstairs

Of Hitches and Stitches and Big Round Dogs

Very, Very Huckleberry

It's Lad by a Nose

The Big Brass Blonde

Swing That Indian Club

The Pied Piper of Ridgemont

Say Uncle

An overlooked parking ticket leads to jail.

Nobody's Perfect

My Good Friend, Whatsisname

The Monster in the Basement

Wring Out the Welcome Mat

Move Over, Mozart

Fatherhood from Jim's and Lads's perspectives.

Who's Walking Under the Bed?

A newspaper columnist with a reputation for writing hit pieces on his subjects , wants to interview Joan. He doesn't believe the family madcap stories she writes about.

How Now, Hausfrau?

Big Man On Campus

The Magnificent Muldoon

The Leaning Tower of Ridgemont

Mine Is the Luck of the Irish

Night of Knights

The twins TV hero. the 'Purple Avenger' (played by Dom De Luise) was their Mom's old school boyfriend. He is about to visit, creating a few challenges.

The Purple Avenger

Joan has used a man's pen name for a story in a 'girlie' magazine. Things become complicated when the publishers decide to visit, to interview what they assume is the male writer.

My Mother's Name Is Fred

Jim is someone inclined to indoor, scholarly pursuits so he's at a loss when ordered to entertain Roland Cunningham. The guest approaches each endeavor with vigor and enthusiasm sending the family into exhaustion.

A-hunting We Will Go

The Nash clan is to be profiled on the university's TV show "At Home with the Faculty." The attention creates chaos on the home front as Joan wants to present an artificial look at their life instead of reality.

At Home with the Family

When the boys learn their mom Joan received a nice paycheck for writing about them they think some so the money belongs to them.

The Holdouts

Joan and neighbor, Marge, have a fallout over who won the raffle ticket prize of a pool table. To resolve the dispute, they mutually agree to sell the pool table.

Trouble Right Here in Ridgemont

A girl named Sam, gives Joel a black eye. His parents decide to confront Sam's parents, with unexpected results.

Black Is the Color of My Love's Eye

Joel's IQ test comes back with a score of 182, putting him in the genius category. However all is not what it appears.

My Son, the Genius

The Nash's holiday in a new caravan trailer is a disaster, so they decide to sell it. Jim's boss, Dean Carter, wants to buy it. The Nash's try to put him off with photos and stories of their trailer escapades.

The End of the Trailer

Kyle and Joel try out for various roles at the community playhouse but seem to miss out on being cast. When Joel doesn't get a part he really wanted he gets depressed and his parents try to boost his ego.

My Son, the Actor

The twins believe a nearby house is haunted, but discover an older man and his dog residing within. The man in question happens to be someone from Jim's past.

Of Haunted Houses, Little Boys, and a Ghost Named Malcolm

Joan is named ' Woman writer of the Year', by a New York newspaper, and minimizing Jim's role as a professor and drama teacher. The inevitable jealousy ensues.

And What Does Your Husband Do?

Joan accidentally drops her wedding ring, as she is washing it, into the garbage disposal unit. While trying to extract it she gets her hand stuck.

Just For Laughs

During another chaotic day in the Nash household, the twins have inadvertently glued the family's tax return to their painting, which is being auctioned at a charity event. Joan frantically bids on the painting .

The Guardian

Neighbors Marge and Herb's big fight, drags Joan and Jim into the fallout and they are then reluctantly forced to take sides.

Peace, It's Wonderful

The Silent Butler Spoke

Joan joins a computer dating service, hoping to get insights into the dating scene, for a upcoming article she is writing.

The Cupid Machine

Drama coach Jim tries to spark Joan into finishing her third act. Jim's professional reputation hangs in the balance: he's entered Joan's play in a drama competition.

The Thing's the Play

Neighbor and Lawyer, Herb, gets involved in legal cases for Jim and Joan. His involvement seems to make matters worse.

The Officer of the Court

The Righteous Brothers encounter the Nash family at a PTA event. The hit group perform "Sticks and Stones" plus "Along Came Jones." Joan and Jim join them in singing "King of the Road."

None So Righteous

A bachelor friend of Jim and Herb, convinces them to come with him on a male only camping/fishing trip. Joan and Marge however have a surprise in store for them.

Remember Lake Serene?

Neighbor, Herb comes to stay at the Nashe's, while his house is being fumigated. He wants to help out around the house ,insisting on doing unwanted repairs on a vacuum cleaner and TV set, with disastrous results.

Pest In the House

Help Wanted, Desperately

Joan, trying to please everyone, says yes to too many organizations. The new housekeeper Martha fights a losing battle in trying to maintain order on the home front.

The Best Seasons of Please Don't Eat the Daisies

The Best Seasons of Please Don't Eat the Daisies

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