Police and Thief

Police and Thief and The Government

Xiao Long brings home his new best friend and chess partner, Denny, who is rather effeminate. Tok Kong, worried that his son might take after Denny, takes desperate measures to make his son more macho. Meanwhile, Rafi wins a fight against a bully in school, which in turn inspires Dollah to seek justice from a man who used to bully him years ago.

Police Sissy and Thief Bully

Police Vogue and Thief Tango

Police Master and Thief Sifu

Police and Two Moled Thief

Police and Thief In The Neighborhood Watch

Police Crush and Thief Cha Cha

Police and Thief and The One

Police Maid and Thief Spy

Police and Thief and The Hot Chick

Police and Thief and The Witchy Woman

Tok Kong and Lily's marriage is cold following their argument and Xiao Yun and Xiao Long are determined to avoid letting them split like what happen to Sgt Dollah and his wife, Rudy and Rafi's parents while Sgt. Dollah tries to take the kids away from his ex-wife.

Police and Thief and My Brudder

Gangs of New Upper Changi Road

Deep Cuts

My Neighbour is a Hungry Ghost

Xiaoyun Superstar

No Money, No Honey

Romeo Ah Beng and Ah Lian Juliet

Police and Thief Vacation Adventure

Tok Kong Scissorhands

My Son Married The Rice Cooker

The 4D Curse

Mommie Dearest

Reversal of Fortune 1

Reversal of Fortune 2

Tok Kong, meets an old friend Chee Yang Meng who tells him he must change his ways completely in order to have good luck. He needs to be kind to his enemies, lose his gangster mannerisms and so on, and by doing so, his karma can be cleansed so that he can finally win big at 4D. Meanwhile, Dollah is enlisted to go undercover to bust up a Malaysia-Singapore-Indonesia piracy triangle, where the gang has been evading the law for years by hiding behind the facade of a rap group. Dollah manages to ingratiate himself into the gang but finds himself enjoying the life of a criminal and slowly starts turning to the 'dark side'.

Instant karma

Tok Kong and Lily are forced by Xiao Long and Xiao Yun's principal, Mrs Rani, to participate in their children's school activities. The kids are embarrassed by their parents 'obiang-ness' and even more so when Tok Kong and Lily get involved in their updated version of Romeo & Juliet. Meanwhile, Dollah treads into the treacherous waters of the dating scene. He meets Haslinda a.k.a. Nasty Briyani, and love blossoms.

Bollywood hustle

Tok Kong's long lost brother resurfaces. When they were kids, Ruby couldn't afford to keep both children and planned to abandon Tok Kong. But Tok Kong tricked his brother, into being the one abandoned. When he meets Tok Kok, he's shocked to discover that his brother is a very successful businessman, with millions to his name - he has wealth, class, style and looks. Tok Kong now wishes he was the one who had been abandoned - staying with Ruby ruined his life. But unknown to them, all is not as it seems with Tok Kok, and he has a strange request to make to his long lost brother.

The Apprentice

Taking cover

Birds of death

The Singlish patient

One hot mama

Back to the future

To sir with love

Operation blow and dry

The Legend of Tuk Tuk

Everybody loves Lily

Who stole Georgie Gan

Man in the net Part 1

Man in the net Part 2

To merry or not to Marry

My big fat 4D ticket

School daze

Who's your daddy?

Toa Payoh, Texas

Enter the dragon babies

Dr Luv

The fairy fountain

True crime

Desperate housewives

The great JB escapade

Heaven can't wait

Through the looking hole

Thanks to Lily’s father, Tok Kong and his family finally upgrade to a condominium. All hell breaks loose when Tok Kong invites his buddies for barbarque at the pool. Slowly, the Lees find themselves being ostracized by their high class neighbours. To make matters worse, Tok Kong’s enemy, Georgie Gan (played by Henry Thia), the hairstylist to the stars, is the Lee's new neighbour. Featuring an ‘out of this world’ cameo appearance by Fann Wong.

The Upgraders

Dollah suspects an illegal beauty cream ring is operating in his district. He expects cooperation from the Assistant Superintendent of Police but is treated like a joke. Meanwhile, Haslinda discovers that she has been voted the ‘Ugliest Woman in School’ by her students. Lily wants to help her to get a makeover. To make things worse, Haslinda buys a tube of cream from the illegal operation and suffers from a bad skin reaction.

The Briefcase Girls

Angry Mongoose (Marcus Chin) has struck 4D again. Tok Kong and his friends (Gregory Teo and Vincent Tee) believe that Chee Yang Meng has been accumulating ‘karma points’ from doing voluntary work and the heavens have rewarded him back by making him win 4D. Tok Kong and his gang decide to volunteer at an old folks home, in the hope of winning 4D the easy way.

Never Too Old To Rock And Roll

The Beijing Olympics Fever has swept through the Lee and Dollah households. Xiao Long suddenly discovers his talent for synchronized swimming and wants to start his own Olympics team. So he goes on the quest to form his own synchronized swimming team. He manages to assemble an unlikely group of characters. Will Xiao Long achieve his Olympics dream? Dollah has been forced to take leave. In his 10 years on the force, he has never taken one day off. ASP forces him to take one week off. Dollah, at home, is at a loss. He does not know what to do with himself and starts shadowing and hanging out with Tok Kong to pass the time. Tok Kong cannot take spending time with Dollah and finds ways to dump him.

Go For The Gold!

Xiao Yun is tired of being just a flaky teenager and the president of Taiwanese Boy bands. She wants to be a woman of substance like Hilary Clinton. She decides to do volunteer work. Xiao Yun’s naïve approach into the world of community service brings about hilarious results.

Community On Fire

Xiao Yun works an intern for a ballet company. The concert hall is about to stage the performance starring a diva-ish ballet star called, Genie Hua. Xiao Yun becomes her personal assistant. But the diva blames Xiao Yun for everything and then complains that the studio is haunted. She claims that the ghosts have been wearing her outfits at night. There is a phantom lurking in the theatre. When the diva was kidnapped, Dollah is called in to investigate. Tok Kong also volunteers to help to find the Phantom but clashes with Dollah.

The Phantom

The Lee family outing to a shopping mall turns nasty when Tok Kong suddenly goes missing. Lily and the children have to go on a frantic search. Meanwhile, ASP Leong has to go for a terrorist conference. He puts Dollah in charge of the station. ASP leaves Dollah with specific duties, mainly what not to do. Dollah takes the opportunity to run the station the way he wants to. He jumps on the opportunity to crack a kidnapping case that has been unsolved for fifteen years.

Missing

As Tok Kong and Dollah’s kids have grown up into teenagers, the fifth season centers on the pangs of teen-hood: ranging from Rafi and Xiao Yun having a Romeo and Juliet type romance, to Xiao Long struggling with his identity as a young man (as he meddles with the dream of becoming an Olympics Synchronized Swimming competitor to becoming a ruthless thug who saves the whole family from a kidnapper at the end of the season). Is Xiao Long actually more alike with his father than first expected? There are shake-ups to the usual routine for the two families, like an alien invasion in Toa Payoh, Tok Kong and family upgrading to a condo, Dollah and Tok Kong investigating a phantom, an underground operation crack down an illegal beauty cream operation.

My Brother, My Kawan

Toa Payoh Man Amour

My Neighbour As An Alien

A Boy Named Titus

Revenge Of Ah Long Fatt Part 1

Revenge Of Ah Long Fatt Part 2

Due to bad business, Tok Kong decides to close down his hair salon. Out of work, Tok Kong feels he does not have a choice but to put the gang 90210 back together and turn to his old criminal ways. Also featuring Marcus Chin, Gregory Teo, Vincent Tee . Guest Star Chew Chor Meng.

The Return Of Gang 90210

Dollah tackles a small lottery scam which turns out to be a big criminal ring. He ropes in Tok Kong and Lily to be his 'special undercover agents'. The crackdown becomes complicated when the boss of the gang is a Tok Kong look alike.

Trust No One

Tok Kong, jobless since his hair salon shut down, has to bury his ego and works for Georgie Gan. He becomes angry about the increasing costs of living. He starts to complain publicly. Suddenly, he becomes the voice of the heartland and a reluctant icon. Will Tok Kong able to live up to his new found status? Also featuring Henry Thia, Sani Hussin, Marcus Chin

King Of Kong

Dirty Dancing Queens: Tok Kong and Dollah unwillingly team up as dancing partners at a dance marathon, for the sake of winning a car. Featuring Sani Hussin.

Dirty Dancing Queens

New Kids on the Block. Tok Kong and Dollah treat their families to a magic show. The duo volunteer for a hypnosis act but it goes terribly wrong. Tok Kong and Dollah get stuck in their childhood state. Will their families able to rescue the duo and bring them back to their old selves? Featuring Catherine Sng, Sani Hussin.

New Kids On The Block

Dollah’s and Tok Kong’s bantering always provide great entertainment for those around them. One day, they are talent spotted by a show business manager . He envisions them as a huge comedic act… the new 'Ah Pui and Ah San' of Singapore. Tok Kong and Dollah are soon blinded by the bright lights of showbiz, much to the apprehension of their families. Featuring Sani Hussin, Sebastian Tan.

The Odd Couple Part I

Due to their huge egos, Dollah and Tok Kong decide to spilt and go solo. But they soon discover the manager’s scam to cheat the duo. Dollah and Tok Kong put aside their differences and work together to topple the scam. Featuring Sani Hussin, Sebastian Tan.

The Odd Couple Part II

Tok Kong and Dollah feel that their children are whinny and spoiled. They decide to put them through a tough military regime to prepare the boys for the army. Meanwhile, Haslinda helps Lily to fulfill her dream of riding a motorcycle. Featuring Henry Thia

Own Time, Own Target

A sexy female rookie joins Dollah’s police station, much to Haslinda’s disapproval. Meanwhile, Tok Kong teaches at a tuition center despite his son’s protest. Featuring Sani Hussin. Guest Star Andrea Fonseka.

Don’t Mess With The Dollah

Tok Kong and Dollah decide to switch roles with their wives, but with disastrous results. Meanwhile, Xiao Long is smitten by a girl who has strange cat like qualities. Featuring Jerilyn Tiffany Koh of REM, Gregory Teo, Vincent Tee, Marcus Chin.

Knowing Me, Knowing You

Father Doesn’t Know Best. Tok Kong suddenly realizes that Xiao Yun is all grown up and does not know his daughter. He decides to bond with her by fixing her up with her crush in school. Guest Star Joakim Gomez.

Father Doesn’t Know Best

Cop, Robber and The Crazy Horse. Tok Kong’s gangster past finally catches up with him. He gets into deep trouble and only Dollah can rescue him. Featuring Marcus Chin, Vincent Tee, Gregory Teo. Guest Star Moses Lim.

Cop, Robber And The Crazy Horse

Everyone’s favourite Channel 5 comedy duo Police Sergeant Dollah and hairstylist Tok Kong, are back with their cat and mouse chasing, sabo-ing, tek-kan-ing, ka-chow-ing antics. But now they’re doing it even funnier because after 5 seasons of scuffling and tussling and squabbling, Dollah and Tok Kong have found their groove. They, together with a star-studded line up of guest stars that includes Chew Chor Meng, Moses Lim, Andrea Fonseka, Richard Low, Abigail Chay, Sebastian Tan among others, are back to remind all viewers, young and old, that life is fun and funny even in this economic gloom and doom. The finely honed chemistry between Mark Lee and Suhaimi Yusof reaches a whole new peak this finale season, proving that Police and Thief has carved itself a special place in the history of Singapore comedies, with their well-established tradition of good clean fun for every one of all ages, races and sizes. Sharon Wong will replace Margaret Lee as Tok Gong’s wife Lily in the final season.

Four Freaky Fables Of Fear

Police & Thief is a 2004 Singaporean sitcom that aired on MediaCorp TV Channel 5 between 2004 and 2010. It was later dubbed into Mandarin and aired on MediaCorp TV Channel 8 in 2009 and 2012, becoming Channel 5's first ever sitcom to be dubbed into Mandarin.

All Episodes of Police & Thief

Season 1

Police and Thief

Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 1/1/2003

Police and Thief and The Government

Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 1/8/2003

Police Sissy and Thief Bully

Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 1/15/2003

Police Vogue and Thief Tango

Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 1/22/2003

Police Master and Thief Sifu

Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 1/29/2003

Police and Two Moled Thief

Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 2/5/2003

Police and Thief In The Neighborhood Watch

Season 1 Episode 7 - Aired 2/12/2003

Police Crush and Thief Cha Cha

Season 1 Episode 8 - Aired 2/19/2003

Police and Thief and The One

Season 1 Episode 9 - Aired 2/26/2003

Police Maid and Thief Spy

Season 1 Episode 10 - Aired 3/5/2003

Police and Thief and The Hot Chick

Season 1 Episode 11 - Aired 3/12/2003

Police and Thief and The Witchy Woman

Season 1 Episode 12 - Aired 3/19/2003

Police and Thief and My Brudder

Season 1 Episode 13 - Aired 3/26/2003