7.6/10176 votesLoading...#1 - Ways and Means
Season 1 Episode 5 - Aired 10/3/1974
Who would want to spend eight hours a day sewing fishing nets? Not Fletch, who is hell-bent on a cushy job in the library.
Director: Sydney Lotterby
Writer: Ian La Frenais, Dick Clement
7.7/10202 votesLoading...#2 - The Hustler
Season 1 Episode 2 - Aired 9/12/1974
Ives is such a loser that if Elizabeth Taylor had triplets, he'd have been the one in the middle. But there's no way he's going to be left out of Fletch's gambling enterprise.
Director: Sydney Lotterby
Writer: Ian La Frenais, Dick Clement
7.7/10137 votesLoading...#3 - Rough Justice
Season 3 Episode 3 - Aired 3/4/1977
Fletcher is worried that Judge Rawley might rob him of his main source of income - writing letters for illiterate inmates.
Director: Sydney Lotterby
Writer: Ian La Frenais, Dick Clement
7.8/10144 votesLoading...#4 - A Storm in a Teacup
Season 3 Episode 1 - Aired 2/18/1977
When a bottle of pills goes missing from the Doctor's surgery, Harry Grout is worried that investigation of the theft by the prison authorities will jeopardise some of his activities. Grout insists that Fletcher must find the pills and return them before the warders can take action.
Director: Sydney Lotterby
Writer: Ian La Frenais, Dick Clement
7.9/10170 votesLoading...#5 - Heartbreak Hotel
Season 2 Episode 2 - Aired 10/31/1975
Godber gets bad news from his girlfriend. Fletcher tries to provide help and advice, but perhaps daughter Ingrid might provide a more suitable solution to Godber's problems
Director: Sydney Lotterby
Writer: Ian La Frenais, Dick Clement
8.0/10227 votesLoading...#6 - New Faces, Old Hands
Season 1 Episode 1 - Aired 9/5/1974
“Twenty-three and you want to go straight? What kind of talk is that? You've got your whole life in front of you!” It's Godber's first time in prison, and Fletch is going to teach him the ways.
Director: Sydney Lotterby
Writer: Ian La Frenais, Dick Clement
8.0/10182 votesLoading...#7 - Men Without Women
Season 1 Episode 6 - Aired 10/10/1974
Fletch fancies himself as a bit of an agony aunt and is called upon by his fellow inmates to help out with affairs of the heart.
Director: Sydney Lotterby
Writer: Ian La Frenais, Dick Clement
8.0/10145 votesLoading...#8 - Poetic Justice
Season 3 Episode 2 - Aired 2/25/1977
Fletcher's new cellmate turns out to be the judge who sentenced him to five years in Slade Prison.
Director: Sydney Lotterby
Writer: Ian La Frenais, Dick Clement
8.1/10132 votesLoading...#9 - A Test of Character
Season 3 Episode 5 - Aired 3/18/1977
Godber is working hard for an extra O-level. Fletcher tries to persuade him that cheating would be a good way of ensuring success in the examination. Godber isn't convinced.
Director: Sydney Lotterby
Writer: Ian La Frenais, Dick Clement
8.2/10212 votesLoading...#10 - A Night In
Season 1 Episode 3 - Aired 9/19/1974
Fletch explains to Godber that the best way to cope with his first night in prison, is to see it as just a "quiet night in". Trouble is, Godber's got another 698 to go.
Director: Sydney Lotterby
Writer: Ian La Frenais, Dick Clement
8.2/10195 votesLoading...#11 - A Day Out
Season 1 Episode 4 - Aired 9/26/1974
The rest of the working party are thrilled to have a day out, but Fletch is masking indifference - what's so exciting about digging a ditch anyway?
Director: Sydney Lotterby
Writer: Ian La Frenais, Dick Clement
8.2/10168 votesLoading...#12 - Just Desserts
Season 2 Episode 1 - Aired 10/24/1975
There's an outbreak of petty pilfering from the inmates in Slade prison. Fletcher is disgusted - after all, stealing may be a job on the 'outside', but it's despicable when it happens 'inside'.
Director: Sydney Lotterby
Writer: Ian La Frenais, Dick Clement
8.2/10160 votesLoading...#13 - No Peace For the Wicked
Season 2 Episode 4 - Aired 11/14/1975
It's Saturday afternoon and Fletcher looks forward to a quiet read. Everyone else seems to have other ideas about how Fletcher should be spending his time.
Director: Sydney Lotterby
Writer: Ian La Frenais, Dick Clement
8.2/10158 votesLoading...#14 - The Harder They Fall
Season 2 Episode 6 - Aired 11/28/1975
Godber takes up boxing and wins a place in the prison championship, so Fletcher sees a chance for a bit of a flutter. Then Harry Grout takes an interest and insists that the fight is 'fixed'. When one of Grout's rivals takes a similar interest in Godber's opponent, it looks as if nobody can win. Fletcher, however, has other ideas.
Director: Sydney Lotterby
Writer: Ian La Frenais, Dick Clement
8.2/10148 votesLoading...#15 - Pardon Me
Season 3 Episode 4 - Aired 3/11/1977
Old Blanco is doing time for the murder of his wife. He still swears he wasn't guilty. Now he's up before the Parole Board and it looks as if he's sure to be released. Blanco surprises everyone by turning down parole when it's offered to him. He explains that, if he accepts parole, he'll also be admitting that he was guilty of a crime for which he was wrongly convicted. He insists that he'll only leave prison if he's offered a full pardon. Fletcher comes up with a plan to help him.
Director: Sydney Lotterby
Writer: Ian La Frenais, Dick Clement
8.3/10168 votesLoading...#16 - Disturbing the Peace
Season 2 Episode 3 - Aired 11/7/1975
When Mr Mackay leaves Slade Prison, Fletcher thinks that "happy days are here again". Until, that is, he meets Mr Mackay's replacement.
Director: Sydney Lotterby
Writer: Ian La Frenais, Dick Clement
8.3/10138 votesLoading...#17 - Final Stretch
Season 3 Episode 6 - Aired 3/25/1977
Godber is due to appear before the parole board, but a fight with another inmate puts his parole in jeopardy. It's up to Fletcher to save the day.
Director: Sydney Lotterby
Writer: Ian La Frenais, Dick Clement
8.7/10194 votesLoading...#18 - Happy Release
Season 2 Episode 5 - Aired 11/21/1975
Fletcher is having a spell in the prison hospital with a broken ankle. He's sharing a ward with old Blanco, who tells him that another inmate has swindled him out of his belongings in a crooked card game. Fletcher hatches a plan to recover Blanco's belongings and to take revenge on the culprit.
Director: Sydney Lotterby
Writer: Ian La Frenais, Dick Clement
The Worst Episodes of Porridge
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Porridge is a British situation comedy broadcast on BBC1 from 1974 to 1977, running for three series, two Christmas specials and a feature film also...
Genre:Comedy
Network:BBC One
Worst Episodes Summary
"Ways and Means" is the worst rated episode of "Porridge". It scored 7.6/10 based on 176 votes. Directed by Sydney Lotterby and written by Ian La Frenais, Dick Clement, it aired on 10/3/1974. This episode scored 0.1 points lower than the second lowest rated, "The Hustler".