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Port Protection is home to the few who have left behind normal society and chosen a different life in a remote Alaskan community, where survival of the individuals and community cannot sustain without the other.

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  1. #1 Worst Episode
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    Port Protection Alaska Season 1 Episode 4 - Dead Standing
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    #1 - Dead Standing

    S1:E4

    Spring has come to Port Protection and with it a host of chores and opportunities. Mary Miller takes advantage of bear season and heads into the nearby woods to hunt her first black bear. Gary Muehlberger sets out to trap a beaver in the hopes of teaching Port Protection’s newest resident, Amanda Makar, how to skin and treat it for its fur. And Hans and Timbi Porter overcome their recent surgeries and hike up a nearby mountain for firewood to an astonishing patch of land known as “the blow down.”

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  2. Port Protection Alaska Season 1 Episode 5 - The Widow-Maker
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    #2 - The Widow-Maker

    S1:E5

    The spring season progresses and the residents of Port Protection encounter tasks and challenges. When Curly tries to be a good neighbor by helping his friend Jiggy with a rotten tree that threatens to fall on his house, he finds his experience and determination tested. Mary passes the torch of knowledge to Amanda, teaching her the finer points of how to hunt and track game, to provide her with the tools to survive on her own. Sam readies the fire patrol boat, staging a fire drill with other community members, which involves setting a real fire.

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  3. Port Protection Alaska Season 1 Episode 6 - Tree vs. Truck
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    #3 - Tree vs. Truck

    S1:E6

    Spring has arrived, and in Port Protection that means there is work to be done despite erratic bursts of rain, sleet and snow. Hans and Timbi set out to put up a greenhouse in order to grow fresh vegetables and herbs for the year, but they’ll have to make it with supplies they can piece together on the island. Sam scours the burned-out wreckage of Jack’s old warehouse for materials to build a portable hunting stove. Mary must travel to town through brutal weather to acquire supplies she needs for the spring hunting season. And Curly takes Amanda out for a grueling lesson in dropping trees and collecting much-needed firewood.

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  4. Port Protection Alaska Season 1 Episode 7 - Broken Lines
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    #4 - Broken Lines

    S1:E7

    Timothy “Curly” Leech and Amanda Makar set out to catch halibut with some borrowed equipment. Gary Muehlberger decides to test his mettle — and age — by returning to some old hunting grounds to catch a “hooter” and see if he’s still “got it.” Resident inventor and all-around DIY’er Sam Carlson tries to cobble together a vertical access wind turbine out of junk and scrap metal from an old shipyard. And Hans Porter sets out to test the pH levels of the town’s water supply, only to discover a dead-standing tree threatening the town’s pipeline.

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  5. Port Protection Alaska Season 1 Episode 8 - The Devil's Club
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    #5 - The Devil's Club

    S1:E8

    The community of Port Protection encounters tasks and challenges as Gary goes shrimping, something he hasn’t done for a while. Meanwhile, Timbi searches for a natural remedy for Hans’ aches and pains. Curly tries to pull a tree from the forest, and Sam takes a camping trip into the island’s wilderness to hunt bear.

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  6. Port Protection Alaska Season 1 Episode 9 - Predator Prevention
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    #6 - Predator Prevention

    S1:E9

    Spring has arrived and the residents of Port Protection complete essential builds and chores. Hans and Timbi take a giant step in realizing their dream of owning a working farm, by constructing a large duck pen. Sam forges staples, a small but critical tool, before heading out on his skiff to harvest firewood from the beaches surrounding Port Protection. Across the island, Mary reaches a remote mountain lake in order to catch freshwater trout, but a late spring squall has put the trip in jeopardy. Using milled wood from local trees, Curly attempts to breathe new life into his old truck by building a new flatbed, one that will provide the community with more firewood during the long, cold winter ahead.

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  7. Port Protection Alaska Season 1 Episode 10 - Looking for Blood
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    #7 - Looking for Blood

    S1:E10

    Gary makes a supply run to Wrangell, Alaska, and is asked by Hans and Timbi to bring back some very precious cargo — ducks — that the whole community is counting on. Meanwhile, Hans and Timbi call on their neighbors, Mary and Amanda, to help them finish the duck barn in time for the Gary’s return. Curly, needing meat for the summer, sets out on a solo bear hunt. Sam and his friend Stuart try to solve the mystery of the town’s water shortage.

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  8. Port Protection Alaska Season 2 Episode 1 - Dark Days Coming
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    #8 - Dark Days Coming

    S2:E1

    With winter almost upon them, the residents of Port Protection are busy using the remaining days of good weather and daylight to stock their freezers and complete crucial chores.

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  9. Port Protection Alaska Season 2 Episode 2 - First Kill
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    #9 - First Kill

    S2:E2

    For the residents of Port Protection, a transition from fall to winter means not only a change in weather but also a change in priorities.

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  10. Port Protection Alaska Season 2 Episode 3 - Legends In The Woods
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    #10 - Legends In The Woods

    S2:E3

    Mary and Curly head out on a duck hunt that tests their limits. Sam hunts for a Sitka black-tailed deer with one of his oldest hunting partners.

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  11. Port Protection Alaska Season 2 Episode 4 - Rough Waters
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    #11 - Rough Waters

    S2:E4

    As winter moves in on Port Protection, residents take advantage of some rare mild weather to increase their chances of survival throughout the season.

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  12. Port Protection Alaska Season 2 Episode 5 - The Odyssey
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    #12 - The Odyssey

    S2:E5

    In order to survive the menacing winter months, residents scramble to gather any remaining necessities.

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  13. Port Protection Alaska Season 2 Episode 6 - The Long Road
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    #13 - The Long Road

    S2:E6

    Hans and Timbi head out in an old box van to pick up new additions to their family farm. Strangers have trashed Gary’s old float house but he manages to find a treasure in the mess.

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  14. Port Protection Alaska Season 2 Episode 7 - Shell-Shocked
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    #14 - Shell-Shocked

    S2:E7

    Residents tackle repairs and community duties as the mild winter comes to and end.

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  15. Port Protection Alaska Season 2 Episode 8 - Collapse
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    #15 - Collapse

    S2:E8

    As winter comes to an end, Port Protection residents confront the tenuousness of an Alaskan lifestyle and continue to combat Mother Nature.

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  16. Port Protection Alaska Season 2 Episode 9 - Tiny Terrors
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    #16 - Tiny Terrors

    S2:E9

    The community takes advantage of unseasonably warm winter weather to complete necessary builds and essential chores.

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  17. Port Protection Alaska Season 2 Episode 10 - The End of the End
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    #17 - The End of the End

    S2:E10

    The Porters enlist volunteers to help put finishing touches on their self-sustaining farm. After a violent storm, Sam and his son help their neighbor Stuart retrieve his sunken skiff and the three men work together to rebuild the community work float. Curly sets out on his first king salmon fishing trip. And Mary grapples with her poor health and making the trip to civilization to see her doctor.

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  18. Port Protection Alaska Season 3 Episode 1 - The Cost of Paradise
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    #18 - The Cost of Paradise

    S3:E1

    As winter approaches in Port Protection, residents must be prepared or face consequences. Open deer season provides Gary Muehlberger with an opportunity to stockpile meat. Stuart Andrews and Dave Squibb fish for halibut to fill their freezers. Mary Miller faces her fears to harvest firewood for the winter. In the wake of Jethro's passing, Curly Leech trains a new dog for life in Southeast Alaska

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  19. Port Protection Alaska Season 3 Episode 2 - The Company of Wolves
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    #19 - The Company of Wolves

    S3:E2

    Its time to stock up in Port Protection. Curly Leach goes out to get fire wood, but struggles to stop the rocks damaging his new skiff. Gary Muehlberger's first fishing trip is a bust and he decides a beer is a better idea. The next day he catches food for the cat and dog. Mary Miller goes deer hunting and hopes she doesn't become the hunted when she gets lost. Sam Carlson converts an old propane tank into a bio charcoal maker, to enrich the soil for his garden.

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  20. Port Protection Alaska Season 3 Episode 3 - Trial by Fire
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    #20 - Trial by Fire

    S3:E3

    Gary Muehlberger goes on a wood hunt. Felling a huge dead pine, he is set for wood for the whole winter. Curly Leach tries to get some geese with his trainee dog, but the training is a work in progress. Sam Carlson and Dave Squibb build a giant version of a rocket stove. Their idea is to burn Port Protection waste as cleanly and efficiently as possible. Mary Miller hunts for fish for her and her animals while trying not to be sunk by a whale.

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  21. Port Protection Alaska Season 3 Episode 4 - The Crusher
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    #21 - The Crusher

    S3:E4

    Sam Carlson and Dave Squibb build a crusher attachment for a log splitting machine to recycle aluminium cans. Getting near the end of the duck season, Gary Muehlberger goes hunting in the hope of bagging a few. Mary Miller feels like a change in her diet and tries her hand at shrimping. Needing more firewood for winter, Stuart Andrews looks for felled trees to cut up.

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  22. Port Protection Alaska Season 3 Episode 5 - Dangerous Grounds
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    #22 - Dangerous Grounds

    S3:E5

    Port Protection's residents must complete vital tasks before winter, with the help of family or friends. Sam Carlson and his son Matt venture to remote, dangerous terrain in hopes of harvesting deer. Gary Muehlberger enlists his friend, Curly Leach, to make vital repairs to his home before the snow flies. Dave Squibb and his partner, Kristina, work to install solar panels for energy independence.

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  23. Port Protection Alaska Season 3 Episode 6 - Eyes of the Forest
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    #23 - Eyes of the Forest

    S3:E6

    Gary Muehlberger heads into the forest to set his mink traps for a late harvest. Mary Miller heads up her trail to clean up falling trees for safety and for fire wood. Curly Leach takes to the boat to get some small fish to use as bait for more edible halibut. Sam Carlson and Dave Squibb set up trail cams to check on the wolf population.

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  24. Port Protection Alaska Season 3 Episode 7 - New Blood
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    #24 - New Blood

    S3:E7

    Sam Carlson needs to take down trees threatening his home without damaging any of his buildings. Gary Muehlberger goes on the hunt for some mushrooms and then harvests his garden before the freeze. Matt Carson packs up the family for a fishing trip to stock up for winter..

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  25. Port Protection Alaska Season 3 Episode 8 - Dark Days
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    #25 - Dark Days

    S3:E8

    Curly Leach needs firewood, and unable to get his old truck started in the freezing conditions, takes to the boat. Sam Carlson prepares his traps for the winter fur season. Gary Muehlberger feels the need for some clams, since his stock is finished and heads out to dig. Matt Carlson is almost out of water and takes his tank to town to fill it.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"Dead Standing" is the worst rated episode of "Port Protection Alaska". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 8/9/2015. This episode scored 0.0 points lower than the second lowest rated, "The Widow-Maker".