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The Best Episodes of Puppets Who Kill

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Puppets Who Kill is a Canadian television comedy programme co-produced by The Comedy Network. It premiered in Canada on the Comedy Network in 2002, and in Australia on The Comedy Channel in 2004. In Puppets Who

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  1. #1 Fan Favorite
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    Puppets Who Kill Season 1 Episode 1 - Pilot
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    #1 - Pilot

    S1:E1

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  2. Puppets Who Kill Season 1 Episode 2 - Buttons, The City Counsellor And The City Counsellor's Wife
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    #2 - Buttons, The City Counsellor And The City Counsellor's Wife

    S1:E2

    When the guys at the halfway house learn all they have to do to get a satellite dish is for Buttons to sleep with the city counsellor's wife, they pressure him to do so. Meanwhile, Dan and Bill get in a battle of wills over the toilet seat.

    Director:Unknown
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  3. Puppets Who Kill Season 1 Episode 3 - Cuddles Goes To Jail
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    #3 - Cuddles Goes To Jail

    S1:E3

    Buttons testifies against an old boss and has the opportunity to make $5 million if he can keep his hands of the jury forewoman.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  4. Puppets Who Kill Season 1 Episode 4 - Buttons Goes To Court
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    #4 - Buttons Goes To Court

    S1:E4

    Dan sends Cuddles to jail for swearing and Cuddles ends up running the place by the end of his stay; Dan thinks that Bill might be the infamous testicle thief.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  5. Puppets Who Kill Season 1 Episode 5 - Bill's Brain
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    #5 - Bill's Brain

    S1:E5

    Bill enters the hospital for a lobotomy unaware his surgeon has a secret grudge; Buttons has sex with a nurse in a storage room full of dangerous diseases.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  6. Puppets Who Kill Season 1 Episode 6 - The Island Of Skip-Along Pete
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    #6 - The Island Of Skip-Along Pete

    S1:E6

    Skip-Along Pete invites Rocko to his remote island planning to hunt him down for sport.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  7. Puppets Who Kill Season 1 Episode 7 - Rocko's Telethon
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    #7 - Rocko's Telethon

    S1:E7

    Rocko goes on a telethon supporting people who were impaled and goes off the wall because Bill forgot to give him some pills to calm him down. Also, Buttons tries to hit on a woman on the telethon, and Cuddles winds up with a stripper while delivering money to the telethon.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  8. Puppets Who Kill Season 1 Episode 8 - Cuddles The Safety Mascot
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    #8 - Cuddles The Safety Mascot

    S1:E8

    Cuddles has big shoes to fill when he replaces a legendary safety mascot who was killed on the job; Dan makes Rocko and Buttons work at a hazardous-waste site.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  9. Puppets Who Kill Season 1 Episode 9 - Dan's Crush
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    #9 - Dan's Crush

    S1:E9

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    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  10. Puppets Who Kill Season 1 Episode 11 - Cuddles Gets Laid
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    #10 - Cuddles Gets Laid

    S1:E11

    Dan struggles to control Cuddles after Cuddles has his first sexual experience; Bill is paired with ventriloquist Curious Bob, a former partner he once attempted to kill.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  11. Puppets Who Kill Season 1 Episode 12 - Dan's Umbrella
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    #11 - Dan's Umbrella

    S1:E12

    Dan leaves his umbrella at the CBC during a tour and has to fight the bureacracy to get it back. Bill finds and steals the CBC's secret collection of celebritiess brains

    Director:Allan Novak
    Writer:Unknown

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  12. Puppets Who Kill Season 1 Episode 13 - Mr. Quigley, The Asshole Next Door
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    #12 - Mr. Quigley, The Asshole Next Door

    S1:E13

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    Director:Unknown
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  13. Puppets Who Kill Season 1 Episode 14 - The Payback
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    #13 - The Payback

    S1:E14

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    Director:Unknown
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  14. Puppets Who Kill Season 2 Episode 1 - Bill Sues
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    #14 - Bill Sues

    S2:E1

    Bill tries to sue the families of his victims for mental cruelty and is sentenced to castration for wasting the judge's time.

    Director:Unknown
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  15. Puppets Who Kill Season 2 Episode 2 - Portrait Of Buttons
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    #15 - Portrait Of Buttons

    S2:E2

    Dan cons Buttons into thinking his portrait is cursed to reflect his evil to control him but accidentally drives the bear into a homicidal rage resulting in a bloodbath at the local church.

    Director:Unknown
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  16. Puppets Who Kill Season 2 Episode 3 - Prostitutes For Jesus
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    #16 - Prostitutes For Jesus

    S2:E3

    Button's has an affair with a woman with a very jealous and murderous ""husband"" while Rocko and Bill take advantage of two prostitutes who have announced a holy mission to see that the terminally ill get laid.

    Director:Unknown
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  17. Puppets Who Kill Season 2 Episode 4 - Cuddles The Demon
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    #17 - Cuddles The Demon

    S2:E4

    Dan's game with an Ouija board results in Buttons being possessed by a demon who intends to destroy the world and picks Dan as the virgin sacrifice he needs to finish the job.

    Director:Unknown
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  18. Puppets Who Kill Season 2 Episode 5 - Buttons The Geriatric
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    #18 - Buttons The Geriatric

    S2:E5

    Buttons picks an elderly rich widow as his ticket to the good life and is willing to kill anyone who tries to stop her changing her will to leave him everything.

    Director:Unknown
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  19. Puppets Who Kill Season 2 Episode 6 - Dead Ted
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    #19 - Dead Ted

    S2:E6

    Rocko's old cellmate Ted drops by to say hi and offer to share his hidden loot with him but dies accidentally before he can tell Rocko where its hidden

    Director:Unknown
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  20. Puppets Who Kill Season 2 Episode 7 - Cuddles The Religious Icon
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    #20 - Cuddles The Religious Icon

    S2:E7

    Cuddle gains the power to heal by touch and becomes known to the neighbours as the Miracle Child but his popularity annoys Dan who sets out to destroy Cuddle's gift until he discovers he has terminal bowel cancer.

    Director:Unknown
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  21. Puppets Who Kill Season 2 Episode 8 - Bill's Got The Blues
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    #21 - Bill's Got The Blues

    S2:E8

    Bill is suffering from extreme depression because Dan's forbidden him to commit murder but Dan needs Bill to cheer up so he can have a chance at a successful Social Workers grant

    Director:Unknown
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  22. Puppets Who Kill Season 2 Episode 9 - Pizza Boys Are Missing
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    #22 - Pizza Boys Are Missing

    S2:E9

    In this episode many pizza delivery boys disappear. Rocko and Cuddles decide to take a job delivering pizza. In the meantime, Buttons lies to a pretty lady, (Meredith Henderson), to get what he wants. The truth about Buttons is uncovered though, and the case of the disappearing pizza boys is solved.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  23. Puppets Who Kill Season 2 Episode 10 - Rocko Gets A Lung
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    #23 - Rocko Gets A Lung

    S2:E10

    Rocko learns he's down to 2% of lung capacity and needs a transplant to survive but he's such a scumbag that no one's willing to donate them to him and he doesn't have the money to buy a new set. Bill's sent to a TV quiz show to earn the money but it turns out his genius at home was actually from cheating and in he's way over his head.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  24. Puppets Who Kill Season 2 Episode 11 - Dan And The Necrophiliac
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    #24 - Dan And The Necrophiliac

    S2:E11

    At Uncle Harry's funeral Dan learns that the beautiful cousin he's always had a crush on is a necrophliac. Just how far will Dan go for the chance to get laid?

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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  25. Puppets Who Kill Season 2 Episode 12 - Rocko And The Twins
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    #25 - Rocko And The Twins

    S2:E12

    Cuddles' latest blind date turns out to have a siamese twin attached and wants him to find a date for her sister. Rocko barges into the situation and finds he's met his match in the bitter & angry sister. To everyone's surprise their mutual hostility turns into a passionate affair while Cuddles finds that the other sister is far more boring than her personal ad claimed.

    Director:Unknown
    Writer:Unknown

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Best Episodes Summary

"Pilot" is the best rated episode of "Puppets Who Kill". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 10/4/2002. This episode scored 0.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "Buttons, The City Counsellor And The City Counsellor's Wife".