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The Worst Episodes of Queer As Folk

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The Worst Episodes of Queer As Folk

Brash humor and genuine emotion make up this original series revolving around the lives, loves, ambitions, careers and friendships of a group of gay men...

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  1. Background image for One Ring to Rule Them All
    7.7/10(253 votes)

    #1 - One Ring to Rule Them All

    S3:E6

    With Brian's help Stockwell takes the lead in the polls. Ted readies Jerk-at-work.net for any surprise police raids. Michael confronts Ben about his steroid use; Ethan gives Justin a surprise performance.

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  2. Background image for Excluding and Abstemiousness
    7.8/10(241 votes)

    #2 - Excluding and Abstemiousness

    S5:E5

    Debbie tries to let Loretta down easy. Brian must refrain from sex after he contracts syphilis. Hunter has to deal with the aftermath of his classmates and their parents discovering how he got HIV. Ted regrets having plastic surgery. Justin and Daphne discuss the possibility (or impossibility) of Brian embracing domestic life. Michael, Melanie, and Lindsey are forced to reevaluate their parenting arrangement when the fight over JR reaches its climax.

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  3. Background image for One Degree of Brian Kinney
    7.9/10(237 votes)

    #3 - One Degree of Brian Kinney

    S2:E12

    Michael has trouble dealing with the news that his new boyfriend Ben once slept with his best friend Brian. Debbie needs to do something about the dead boy found behind her diner. She impresses Detective Horvath with her sleuthing. Ted gets a shot at being accepted by the elite A-Gays of Pittsburgh.

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  4. Background image for Doctors of Dickology
    7.9/10(236 votes)

    #4 - Doctors of Dickology

    S3:E3

    Brian lends his expertise to the Center's "Carnivale" fundraiser and considers Lindsay and Melanie's sperm-donation request. Ted and Emmett divulge priceless gay-man secrets to Deb, who's nervous about intimacy with Carl. Ben's former partner dies.

    Director:Laurie Lynd
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  5. Background image for There's Nothing Noble About Being Poor
    7.9/10(243 votes)

    #5 - There's Nothing Noble About Being Poor

    S3:E5

    Brian wins Police Chief Stockwell's mayoral race account much to his friends' dismay. Ethan is offered representation after the Heifetz competition. Melanie and Lindsay try for a second child thanks to Michael's donation.

    Director:Kelly Makin
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  6. Background image for Stand Up for Ourselves
    7.9/10(241 votes)

    #6 - Stand Up for Ourselves

    S4:E2

    Brian starts his own ad agency; Ted graduates from rehab with Blake by his side; Michael and Emmett go on a retreat; Justin decides to join a gay vigilante group.

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  8. Background image for Starting a Whole New Life
    7.9/10(215 votes)

    #7 - Starting a Whole New Life

    S4:E3

    Justin finds himself risking his life with the Pink Posse; Avoiding his friends, Ted finds work as a waiter; Vic decides to move in with Rodney, leaving Debbie alone.

    Director:Chris Grismer
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  9. Background image for Back in Business
    7.9/10(214 votes)

    #8 - Back in Business

    S5:E2

    Brian re-opens Babylon but the party boys have disappeared. Justin returns to Pittsburgh after the studio pulls the plug on "Rage." Michael decides to pursue custody of his daughter, Jenny Rebecca. Behind closed doors, Ted pursues a new look after a recent fling turns out to be a chubby chaser. Emmett lands a role in front of the camera as Pittsburgh's resident "Queer Guy" on the local news.

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  10. Background image for Bored Out of Ya Fucking Mind
    7.9/10(233 votes)

    #9 - Bored Out of Ya Fucking Mind

    S5:E6

    Brian's reign as hottest man at Babylon is challenged by the new stud, Brandon. Although a huge success as the "Queer Guy," Emmett faces a challenge of his own when he realizes he's been hired as a clown for the network's ratings. Ted, a new man after his cosmetic surgery, has an opportunity for revenge on an old flame. Ben and Michael attempt to help Hunter lift his spirits and get back to school. Bored as a lady of leisure, Debbie finds herself back at the diner.

    Director:Alex Chapple
    Writer:Del Shores
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  11. Background image for You Say It's Your Birthday! I Couldn't Care Less!
    8.0/10(243 votes)

    #10 - You Say It's Your Birthday! I Couldn't Care Less!

    S2:E16

    Brian ignores Justin's birthday, so Melanie and Lindsay take him to a violin concert – where he meets the gorgeous and talented Ethan. Michael's surprise party for Ben is a disaster. Ted falls for Luke – he seems perfect, but can he accept Ted's career in porn?

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  12. Background image for You Can Leda Girl to Pussy
    8.0/10(232 votes)

    #11 - You Can Leda Girl to Pussy

    S2:E17

    Brian has to cancel plans with Justin to impress his new boss at work. Emmett receives a VERY generous gift from the late George. Melanie and Lindsay fight off the dreaded Lesbian Bed Death.

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  13. Background image for House Full of Children
    8.0/10(224 votes)

    #12 - House Full of Children

    S3:E2

    Having left Brian, Justin must find a way to pay for school; much to Lindsay's surprise, Melanie expresses her desire to have another baby. Emmett discovers a loophole in his relationship with Ted in order to honor a previously arranged liaison.

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  14. Background image for Stop Hurting Us
    8.0/10(258 votes)

    #13 - Stop Hurting Us

    S3:E7

    Ted is out on bail and begs Brian to talk to Stockwell on his behalf. Justin confronts Ethan. Melanie is pregnant, much to everyone's delight. Ben promises to stop using steroids.

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  15. Background image for Escalating Violence
    8.0/10(212 votes)

    #14 - Escalating Violence

    S4:E4

    Justin finds Cody becoming too violent; Brian hires Ted at his new agency; Mel struggles with an important case; Hunter's social worker arrives unannounced.

    Director:Kevin Inch
    Writer:Del Shores
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  16. Background image for Gay or Straight? That's the Question
    8.0/10(236 votes)

    #15 - Gay or Straight? That's the Question

    S4:E11

    Brian fund-raises for the gay center; Emmett and Drew continue their affair; Sam is ready to fight for Lindsay; Ben and Michael have suspicions about Hunter.

    Director:Thom Best
    Writer:Del Shores
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  17. Background image for Move and Leave
    8.0/10(230 votes)

    #16 - Move and Leave

    S5:E1

    Michael throws a surprise 10th anniversary party for Melanie and Lindsay but the evening doesn't quite turn out as planned. Justin's stay in Hollywood is extended, in turn affecting his relationship with Brian. At Ted's suggestion, Brian invests his Kinnetik profits in a new venture.

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  18. Background image for Love for Sale
    8.1/10(253 votes)

    #17 - Love for Sale

    S2:E8

    Michael tries to forget Ben by re-entering the dating scene. Justin has an encounter with a boy closer to his age than Brian. Emmett is surprised when he meets his secret admirer – very surprised.

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  19. Background image for It's Because I'm Gay, Right?
    8.1/10(234 votes)

    #18 - It's Because I'm Gay, Right?

    S2:E13

    Divina Devore, Pittsburgh's very own drag queen is back in town! She dated Debbie 30 years ago, and (s)he looks a lot like Michael. Justin becomes a go-go dancer at Babylon to earn money for school. Melanie and Lindsay struggle to get Gus accepted for preschool.

    Director:John Greyson
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  20. Background image for How Far You Can Go
    8.1/10(210 votes)

    #19 - How Far You Can Go

    S4:E5

    Debbie feels left out of Vic's new life; Ben asks Michael for an honest opinion of his new book; Cody challenges Justin to confront his violent side.

    Director:Kelly Makin
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  21. Background image for Two Kinds of Lies
    8.1/10(212 votes)

    #20 - Two Kinds of Lies

    S4:E8

    Brian continues to keep his illness to himself; Debbie tries to re-connect with Horvath; Justin and Michael hear a pitch from a Hollywood producer about 'Rage'.

    Writer:Del Shores
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  22. Background image for Have Some Balls
    8.1/10(215 votes)

    #21 - Have Some Balls

    S4:E9

    Emmett gets mixed messages from a pro-football player; Jealous over Michael's success, Ben finds sympathy from a former student; Justin discovers Brian's illness.

    Director:Kevin Inch
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  23. Background image for Irritation and Separation
    8.1/10(241 votes)

    #22 - Irritation and Separation

    S4:E12

    Brian participates in the Liberty Ride; Hunter tells Callie about his status; Emmett is unsure about his affair with Drew; Mel and Lindsay contemplate a separation.

    Director:Kelly Makin
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  24. Background image for Fags Are No Different Than People
    8.1/10(207 votes)

    #23 - Fags Are No Different Than People

    S5:E3

    Brian and Michael grow further apart as Brian struggles to save Liberty Avenue from gentrification and Michael embraces domestic life. The street may never be the same when Debbie decides to retire from the diner and newcomer Loretta Pye takes over.

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  25. Background image for Hard Decisions
    8.1/10(232 votes)

    #24 - Hard Decisions

    S5:E4

    Brian remains steadfast in his belief that marriage is the death of a relationship. Debbie has a difficult time accepting her role as a lady of leisure – especially when she discovers that Loretta has stolen her act including the button-clad vest right down to the wisecracks. Ted decides to undergo an extreme makeover.

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  26. Background image for Queer, There and Everywhere
    8.2/10(238 votes)

    #25 - Queer, There and Everywhere

    S1:E2

    Michael stays in the closet at work, which causes some problems with an interested co-worker while at the same time he struggles with feelings of jealousy over Brian's relationship with Justin.

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Worst Episodes Summary

"One Ring to Rule Them All" is the worst rated episode of "Queer As Folk". It scored 7.7/10 based on 253 votes. Directed by Bruce MacDonald and written by Brad Fraser, it aired on 4/13/2003. This episode scored 0.1 points lower than the second lowest rated, "Excluding and Abstemiousness".