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Itsko is hurt by the fact that Amir only finds time to call him when he's walking his dog, Yardena, at night time.

Dog Friend

Tali constantly throws remarks at Amir and he decides he's had enough. Hefer borrows Daniel for a weekend in Eilat in order to get it going with a widow he's after.

Parsley

Amir takes photos of Tali naked with his mobile phone and then loses it and becomes worried that Itsko, who is caught by Lilach watching porn, will upload them onto the Internet.

Surfers' Photos

Itsko is forced to change his swimming time to 6am. An old lady who has a chat with him at the pool is upset by him so decides to kick him. Tali sends Amir for too much grocery shopping and Hefer addresses that with him. Hefer goes out with a girl who had just returned from India and is worried about the rumors that are flying around as a result.

Mega Social

Itzko loses Daniele's painting and makes her another one. However the new painting causes Daniele's teacher send her to a young talents pictures contest.

The Painting

Tali, who works as an air hostess, invites a gay friend who works with her to her home and he ends up touching her in an ambiguous way. Hefer addresses the issue with Amir and Amir decides to deal with it.

Disturbing Me

Itsko and Lilach celebrate their 10th anniversary. Amir and Tali decide to send them to a vacation villa and sign the gift voucher with "mother nature". And Amir and Tali volunteer to look after Daniel.

Mama Nature

Daniel performs in a show. Itsko doesn't want to pay for a parking in a parking lot and ends up getting into trouble with a parking officer.

The Parking Controller

Tali hires a new housecleaner, who is male. Amir does not like him because of his demands (such as giving him lifts and cooking meals for him).

The Man Maid

Tali invites a dogs psychologist for Yardena and asks Amir to join the sessions. Itzko confesses before his friends about a sexual performance issue, and Hefer volunteers to help.

Dogs Psychologist

Itsko, who owns a toy shop and has a clown act, fulfills a dead friends request and performs in his funeral as a clown. The strange request turns into a start up business.

Clown for Funerals

Amir discovers that his mother is going out with Dudi Kashk - former soldier of his, who was known as a crazy guy who liked older women. Amir is inconsolable. With the help of Hefer Amir goes on a venture of an eye for an eye and a mother for a mother. Itsko tries to save some money and brings a community service, ex-convict clown.

Substitute Mother

The males change their accumulative positions: Itsko becomes the "green light", Lilach decides that 17 years of marriage are quite enough for her and she decides to divorce Itsko. Amir decides to marry Tali and turns into the "red light". And Hefer decides he wants a long term relationship. Hefer chooses Shiri "bagage". Eventually each situation becomes quite bad: Itsko can't pick up any girls and Amir is sleeping all day.

Changing Lights

Hefer explains to Amir that if he wants to hangout he has to give his girl the impression it's a laborious obligation. Itsko discovers the speaker phone in the car is a precarious device when your wife is present.

Beware, My Wife is in the Car

Tali drops a bomb on Amir: her Lybian grandmother intends to make the kululu sounds during their wedding (a celebratory yelling custom among Mizrahi Jews), and she's arriving with her sisters. Hefer has a ravishing night with Shiri "baggage" after which she disappears.

Kululu

During an outing at a club Amir discovers that he "dances like a middle aged person at a weddings". And it is exacerbated when a waitress addresses him as "Sir". Hefer realizes that it is impossible to separate from Shiri 'baggage'.

Feeling Old

Amir fails to assemble an Ikea shelf. Amos the hot neighbor, assembles the shelf in minutes, right in front of Tali. Amir sets out to defend his masculinity. Hefer goes out with the news sign language woman and exploits it to his advantage.

Handyman

Amir tries to get away with not picking up his dogs feces and gets in trouble with a neighbor from hell. Hefer receives a chain e-mail which threatens with a curse if you don't pass it on. He disregardingly erases the e-mail.

Chain E-mail

Itsko helps Daniel with her math homework and makes a mistake while doing so. Daniel loses her faith in her father and Itsko sets out to win it back.

Homework

Amir notices that every time he buys Tali a gift she replaces it. Even the replacement slip is replaced. Hefer goes out with an overly enthusiastic drama student. The couples therapist sends Itsko on a mission - to cause Lilach to get jealous.

Ms. Replacement

The entire gang go down to Eilat for a vacation. What will happen when Amir will learn that Tali is in her period just when they're on vacation? When Lilach will discover that Tali and Amir's room is better, and Hefer will find himself stuck without cash to pay for the call girl he order...

Eilat

Itsko is hungry, and engages in his usual habit of "sampling" the supermarket food, however the supermarket's management decides to put a stop to the habit. Amir and Tali discover that she can't stand his friends nor he hers. They decide to find new couple friends that will belong only to them. Hefer decides to save a bit by disconnecting from the cable company. But the cable company refuses to disconnect from him.

Store Offender

The erotic channel is airing movies for 48 hours free, and so Itsko will do anything to send Lilach to bed. Hefer meets a new girl and almost falls in love until Amir draws his attention to a small speech defect of hers. Amir wants Tali to start taking part in the expenses. He's sick of depositing so as Tali will withdraw.

Lady Sense

Amir and Tali are visiting Oshik and Smadar. Oshik clears the table, washes the dishes, and serves cake before Tali envious eyes. Amir asks Oshik to stop raising the bar. Daniel returns home with a bight on her hand. Itsko and Hefer go to the school and threaten the kid, but to their misfortune they fall on the wrong kid to mess with.

The Bar Raiser

Hefer realizes he is too old for night clubs and starts looking for love in his age group. Meanwhile Amir is tired of being Tali's driver, but is not willing to give up on his last bit of independence: his car.

Night Life

Amir and Tali's wedding day is coming and everything goes wrong: Amir accidentally swallows his tooth crown and has to use a 5 year old girl's crown as a quick replacement, Hefer is trying to get out of debt and starts dating a 50 year old millionaire woman, and Itsko is getting nervous from the gift cheque he needs to give for the wedding.

How Much Should I Give?

Hefer is getting richer because of his new girlfriend, and he want to get marry, but something happens that makes him unhappy. Tali and Amir are having a baby and the doctor, is really hates Amir.

Dr. Shdema

Tali wants to move from the city to a village(moshav)so Amir and Tali are trying to be accepted to a kibutz. Hefer breaks up from Dalia his rich girlfriend. Itzko divorces from Lilah.

Coleslaw

Hefer's old friend comes to stay at Hefer's house because his wife threw him out from the house. Hefer can't refuse because he saved his life in the army in Lebanon.Tali is exaggerating with the shoping for the new baby while she is still pregnant and only in the second month. Danielle has a birthday and she decides that her parents should buy her two expensive gifts because they are divorced.of course Itzko is not OK with it. Hefer is trying to save his old friend's life to be compared with him.

Who saved you?

Hefer takes care of his old neighbor because he is allowed to use medical marijuana. Itzko and Lilah are back together. Amir feels that he and Tali are acting like dudes.

Flowers for Elisha

Amir and Tali are going to genetic counseling, and Amir wants to check if the baby will have the bad habits of Tali's family. Hefer has a new girlfriend, but he doesn't know she is arab. Itzko's daughter, Daniel, has a new boyfriend, and itzko doesn't like him.

Genetic counseling

Amir thinks that Tali can't watch him rest and therefor she gives him jobs to do in the house. Lilach tells Itsko she doesn't want Hefer to use their toilets.

Won't Let Me Rest

Tali is under the influence of hormones and it makes Amir crazy. Lilach wants Itsko to buy her a very expensive couch. Itsko is going pays for a faker to build it. Hefer is faking deaf and asking people for money in the cafe.

Hormone Tali

Handicapped's Tag

Tali decides that Amir must start a strict diet regime.

The Nutritionist

Heffer Driving licence is canceled, and he is looking for a solution.

Test in Shlomy

Amir's regular Falafel guy tries to become friends.

Falafel Friend

Tali and Amir are in the delivery room and trying to find a name for the new-born girl. Heffer Comes to visit, and find him self hospitalized.

Delivery Room

פרק פתיחת העונה - אמיר משתגע שבכל פעם שהוא וטלי יוצאים היא מבקשת ממנו לסחוב את הדברים שלה בכיסים שלו, והוא דורש ממנה להתחיל ולהתסתובב עם תיק. חפר יוצא עם בחורה חדשה, אך יש בעיה קטנה - היא גבוהה ממנו בראש וחצי. איצקו ולילך מסתבכים בטעות עם השכן המאפיונר שלהם.

The Ferret

אמיר מוטרד מכך שהוריה של טלי מפסיקים להגיע אליהם מאז שירדנה נולדה. חפר מתבאס מהעובדה שאמיר הפך לאבא והוא כבר לא החבר שהכיר. איצקו ולילך מנסים לסגור עניינים יפה אבל מהר מאוד העניינים מתגלגלים לכיוון בית המשפט. האם איצקו יעמוד בהוצאות בית המשפט?

Reducing Arrivals

אמיר מתרגל לאט לאט לכך שהוא אבא לילדה. ומנסה בכל דרך להתחמק מהאחריות שנלווית לעניין. חפר יוצא עם בחורה חדשה, אשר גורמת לו לדבר ולהתנהג כגבר נשוי לכל דבר. לילך דורשת מאיצקו לעזוב את הבית אחת ולתמיד, ולמצוא לעצמו דירה חדשה- האם הוא יעמוד בזה?

Cigarette Break

אמיר מגלה כי הוא וטלי עושים  סקס הרבה פחות מהממוצע והוא דורש מטלי לעשות זאת יותר גם אם לא מתחשק . חפר יוצא עם בחורה שמבקשת שהוא יפגוש את הוריה  והוא נכנס ללחץ כי הוא יודע שזה השלב בו הוא הכי חלש והוא מקבל תדרוך מאמיר כיצד מתנהגים עם הורים.  איצקו מקבל מכתב מהעו"ד של לילך שעליו למסור לה חצי מחנות הטריקים שלו והחברים מתגייסים לעזור.

Sex Because We Have To

אמיר מבסוט מהעניין שטלי מניקה בלילות והוא יכול לישון בשקט, אך שלוותו מופרת כשאר טלי מתחילה להסתובב עם חגית המנחסת שעלולה להשפיע עליה לרעב בעניין. איצקו משתגע מכמות העמלות שהבנק שלו לוקח ומחליט לעזוב אותו. חפר מגיע למסקנה שהוא לא התמסד עד עכשיו בגלל המנטליות של הבחורות הישראליות ומחליט לנסות קשר רציני עם פיליפינית.

Bad Luck Hagit

Amir is upset that Jordana is already seven months old and still not crawling, and thinks there is a problem with the girl. Hefer realizes that he has a problem finding a suitable partner, and together with Amir he sets out in search of the intended one. And Itzko? He finds himself in the middle of a complex patrol operation. How did he get there?

An Operation in Gaza

טלי מסתובבת כל היום עם הילדה, מתקשרת לאמיר כל שנייה כדי לעדכן אותו בכל הקשור לתינוקת ואמיר מרגיש שהוא אינו יכול לעבוד ככה. חפר מסתבך עם אולגה מוכרת הנקניקים המפחידה מהסופר ואיצקו מיואש מכך שמאז שהתגרש הוא לא מוצא אף בחורה, מי אם לא חפר מתגייס לעזור לו

The Sausage

לאמיר וטלי נמאס מבעל הדירה שלהם והם יוצאים למסע הבלתי אפשרי של קניית דירה בישראל. חפר יוצא עם בחורה שמאוד מוכרת לאמיר ואיצקו אך הם אינם יודעים בדיוק מאיפה. איצקו ולילך אינם מסתדרים עם התנהגותה של דניאל המתבגרת והם פונים לעזרה מקצועית.

Buying an Apartment

Stupid Diaper

לאמיר נמאס לקבל הוראות מטלי כל הזמן, ומרגיש כי מאז שנולדה לו הילדה הוא חי עם אחמ"שית בבית. חפר מכיר בחורה יפה בשם ליאם אך לא מצליח להיפטר מהחברה שלה שנלווית אליהן לכל מקום. במהלך עבודת השורשים של דניאל בביה"ס מתגלה כי לאיצקו יש דוד קשיש ומיליונר ולילך מבקשת ממנו לחדש עימו את את הקשר

Live with a shift manager

אמיר וטלי מחליטים לקחת מטפלת לירדנה הקטנה והם מוצאים את סבתא סימה - המטפלת האולטימטיבית. אמיר מתאהב במטפלת המבוגרת שמבשלת ומכבסת לו. לחפר מתקלקל המזגן והוא מגלה שכלל לא פשוט להשיג טכנאי מזגנים בקיץ. איצקו מחליט שהוא חייב לרכוש לעצמו חלקת קבר בקרקע.

Sima the Nanny

חפר מבין שיש לו בעיה למצוא עבודה ובגיל 39 והוא מחליט להוציא תואר, אך במהרה מגלה שהעניין כלל לא פשוט. אמיר משתגע מכך שכל תכניות הילדים קצרות מאוד ושהוא אינו יכול לתקוע את ירדנה מול המסך יותר מעשר דקות רצופות. איצקו פותח פייסבוק משלו על מנת להתקרב לדניאל

Hefer gets a degree

ירדנה חוגגת שנה וטלי מחליטה להרים לה אירוע מהסרטים, בזמן שאמיר נאבק לצמצם כמה שיותר את ההוצאות. חפר מחליט שהוא מפסיק לעשן אבל לא לוקח בחשבון את תופעות הלוואי הנלוות לדבר. יום ההולדת הגדול מגיע, כל החברים מתכנסים לחגוג ורק איצקו לא מגיע. איפה איצקו?

Yardena's First Birthday

3 middle aged men in a conflict with life about their wives, friends, children and everyday situations.

The Best Seasons of Ramzor

The Best Seasons of Ramzor

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