After failing to be selected for the Renford Comprehensive school football team, Ben, Bruno & Jason are encouraged by the injured Stewart to form their own five-a-side team to play in the Renford Sunday League. But the three aren't pleased when the remaining players turn out to be Ronnie, who's a fashion victim, and Robin, who's a girl! Although they lose badly in their first match against the much feared Renford Razors, they acquit themselves well, as they manage to score the only goal the Razors have ever conceded.

When Bruno gets bullied by the Razors for being an Italian, Bruno decides to stand up for himself against the Razors but Eddie secretly helps him out and frightens the bullies by pretending to be Bruno's uncle, a mafia boss. Bruno is surprised to find that the Razors just want to serve him, until they recognise Eddie that is.

Tricked by the Rejects into thinking that he's got a ticket for QPR, Jason talks his way into the grounds and ends up trying to score a goal on the pitch at half-time against a footballing legend.

The Rejects decide to help lovestruck Ben and his poetry get noticed by Justine. Their advice is useless, but the poetry is a big hit.

Robin causes chaos when she uses her psychology training to give the Rejects a positive mental attitude to help them win some matches. Unfortunately her only effect is to make them feel better about losing.

When the Rejects stop listening to him, Stewart decides he doesn't want to be the coach anymore. Jason takes charge instead, but makes himself so unpopular the others beg Stewart to return.

Justine persuades Ben to go to ballet class with her, but his plans don't stay secret for long, when the rest of the team decide to turn up to see him in action.

When Jason is caught cheating to win a match against some real footballers, the Rejects end up with the bill at the Graceland cafe and have to sing for their supper.

After Ronnie runs out of money and has to hide from the people who bought tickets for the evening he's promoting, the Rejects end up being the star attraction at a karaoke night at Graceland, which Eddie organises.

When Jason gets two tickets to what they think is a big game, the Rejects take turns to worm their way into his good books to be the one who accompanies him. He accepts all the bribes, but then gives the tickets to Eddie and Priscilla.

After being humiliated by a real Italian girl, Bruno decides to go back to being his old self, plain Barry Grade. However, an encounter with his biggest (and only) fan, prompts him to become Bruno again.

Vinnie's father wants him to stop wasting time with the video camera and play cricket, but he's not good enough for the team. So he decides to make a video of the Rejects' season for a competition, instead.

It's the last game of the season, and the Rejects desperately need to win against their archrivals, the Razors. But there's a big setback when Robin gets kidnapped by the Razors' scheming coach, Mr Stoker.

The Rejects suffer a setback when Robin announces she is leaving to play for Chelsea. However, she is promptly replaced by Sue White, who turns out to be an awful player, but with a useful talent for distracting Terry Stoker from scoring goals.

Bruno is caught in the middle when a new pizza service opens in Renford, rivalling Graceland. Desperate for a moped of his own, Bruno takes a job delivering pizzas. But which team will he play for when the Rejects take on the pizzeria? The Rejects and everyone else at Graceland dive for cover when Bruno goes on the loose on his new moped.

Ronnie takes the Rejects go-karting for his birthday treat, where they race a grudge match against their archrival Terry Stoker. With everyone forced off the track, who will win?

The Rejects follow Ronnie's lead and decide to invest in stocks and shares. Unfortunately, they leave Eddie to handle their investments, and so what little they had seems doomed.

Ronnie, Ben, Vinnie and Bruno decide to leave the Rejects when the famous music promoter Sven Garley promises to turn them into the latest boy band. But they change their mind when they find out how much hard work it takes.

Ben struggles with his creative values as he decides to express himself through the medium of film by making a short film for his art course, but it is ruined when the Rejects take it over.

The Rejects coach some of England's 1966 World Cup squad to help Eddie's scratch team beat Mr Stoker and his Senior Razors team.

Desperate to improve the Rejects' form before a big match, Stewart arranges a training camp session for the team, but tells them they're going to a health farm. They only realise when they arrive, and expend all their efforts on making an escape bid.

When a major team's football talent scout visits, the Rejects are each convinced that he has come to sign them up for a big name team. Too late, Stewart realises that it was he who was being considered.

Jason is seen to be the biggest threat to the Razors, as they plan their victory over the Rejects. So Mr Stoker makes him an offer to play for the school's First XI if he will leave the Rejects and join the Razors instead.

Ben decides to join the cadets, thinking that it is his destiny to become a great military leader. He succeeds and is soon reaches the rank of Colonel.

Vinnie is given the impossible task of preparing Mr Stoker's tribute video, when he resigns from the school. The tongue-in-cheek video praises Mr Stoker so much that he decides to stay at the school forever.