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The Best Episodes of River Cottage

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The Best Episodes of River Cottage

Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall, celebrity chef, television personality, journalist, food writer, and campaigner on food and environmental issues, leaves London to pursue an ambition of self-sufficiency,...
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    River Cottage Season 1 Episode 1 - Episode 1
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    #1 - Episode 1

    S1:E1

    Hugh arrives at River Cottage, a former Gamekeeper's cottage in west Dorset. He sets about removing the plants from the garden and starts planting his vegetables.

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  2. River Cottage Season 1 Episode 2 - Episode 2
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    #2 - Episode 2

    S1:E2

    Hugh's been at the cottage a month, his vegetables have been planted and they are growing nicely. Pike is on the menu today, but he'll have to catch one first. There's also a trip to the local fruit farm for a day's fruit picking with the transient eastern European workforce.

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  3. River Cottage Season 1 Episode 3 - Episode 3
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    #3 - Episode 3

    S1:E3

    The vegetables are doing so well, Hugh decided to enter them at the Beaminster Show. He also enters the Home Craft section with his own jam and a sponge cake. Then it's off on a fishing trip for spider crabs.

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  4. River Cottage Season 1 Episode 4 - Episode 4
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    #4 - Episode 4

    S1:E4

    Hugh has discovered that he is not alone at River Cottage, there are mice at the cottage and he wants rid of them - by humane means. There's an early start to try and bag a roebuck and a nostalgic reunion with a childhood hero as he goes in search of prawns.

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  5. River Cottage Season 1 Episode 5 - Episode 5
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    #5 - Episode 5

    S1:E5

    Hugh decides that the river that give the cottage its name should contribute to his larder. So he has an eel trap made and puts it to use in the river. He also spends the day as a pheasant beater being paid with pheasant not money for his day's work. Then it's a lesson in cider making with the Chiddick Cider Circle. He tests the theory that the cider's purity will never result in a hangover.

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  6. River Cottage Season 1 Episode 6 - Episode 6
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    #6 - Episode 6

    S1:E6

    The day has arrived for Hugh's pigs to go to slaughter. He intends to use "everything but the oink", so enlists the help of Ray and Victor. Then it's party-time to say thank you to everyone who has helped him over the summer with one of his pigs helping to provide food for the guests.

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  7. River Cottage Season 1 Episode 7 - Christmas at River Cottage
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    #7 - Christmas at River Cottage

    S1:E7

    Christmas Special at River Cottage

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  8. River Cottage Season 2 Episode 1 - Episode 1
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    #8 - Episode 1

    S2:E1

    It's April, one year since Hugh moved to River Cottage. Hugh negotiates with his neighbour to secure the use of a four and a half acre (18,200 m²) field, just enough to support a cow called Marge and her calf, a steer of beef and a small flock of Dorset Down sheep. The cattle are joined by Hugh's chickens, which he introduces to high-rise living, and three "Spice" pigs which he names Ginger, Baby and Fat. Hugh takes part in a pub's annual raw nettle-eating competition and makes nettle gnocchi. He also goes scallop-diving and prepares a soup of wild watercress and wild garlic foraged from his newly acquired field.

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  9. River Cottage Season 2 Episode 2 - Episode 2
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    #9 - Episode 2

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    Two of Hugh's chickens aren't acclimating to their 8-foot (2.4 m)-high coop, so he sells them at the annual poultry auction and buys three new birds. Hugh prepares a fruit fool with fresh gooseberry, elderflower and Marge's cream. Hugh calls in vet Jeff Johnson to castrate his bull calf, then they enjoy the testicles on toast with sage leaves. Michael Michaud helps Hugh plant tomatoes in his newly constructed polytunnel. Finally, Hugh joins gamekeepers to hunt rabbit, then he sells bunny burgers and spicy rabbit satay at a farmer's market.

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  10. River Cottage Season 2 Episode 3 - Episode 3
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    #10 - Episode 3

    S2:E3

    Hugh's landlords the Hitches are hosting a medieval fair, and Hugh offers up one of his pigs for spit roasting. Hugh attempts to breed Marge the cow with a bull named Regulus. Hugh participates in traditional mackerel-netting at Chesel Beach, then preserves his share of the catch as a gravlax. A Kiwi sheep-shearer teaches Hugh to shear his ewes for summer. Then, Hugh has his local bakery prepare lardy cakes using the fat from his pig. Barbara Gunning helps Hugh roast the pig, whose succulent meat is served on rolls at the fair. Finally, the River Cottage team loses at tug of war, sending Hugh flying into the moat, to the delight of all.

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  11. River Cottage Season 2 Episode 4 - Episode 4
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    #11 - Episode 4

    S2:E4

    Unseasonal rains flatten Hugh's potential hay crop, and the tomatoes in his polytunnel are stricken by blight. Sheep shower Joanna helps Hugh groom one of his sheep—coincidentally also called Joanna—for competition in a show. Hugh joins Nick and Paddy to forage for a full dinner of wild garlic, pigeon, and Chicken of the Woods stuffed in a 6-pound giant puffball. Hugh traps signal crayfish in his river, and prepares a leg of lamb in hay. At the livestock show, Hugh's sheep wins second prize.

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  12. River Cottage Season 2 Episode 5 - Episode 5
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    #12 - Episode 5

    S2:E5

    The tomato crop has survived the blight, and Hugh prepares to take on organic grower Michael in a friendly competition at the farmer's market. Hugh turns his tomatoes into a variety of upmarket products including ketchup, tomato and apple jelly, and samosas stuffed with green tomato and pumpkin. Hugh enlists Trish, a graphic artist, to design labels for his new brand, The River Cottage Glutton. Meanwhile, Hugh fears his "Spice" pigs may have been targeted by a horny wild boar, so he sets up a whimsical tripwire alarm system around the pig pen. Victor the ham expert returns to sample the dry-cured ham from last year. To thank Trish, Hugh invites her for a dinner of Lobster Thermidor. At the farmer's market, Hugh's strategy of selling prepared foods proves successful.

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  13. River Cottage Season 2 Episode 6 - Episode 6
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    #13 - Episode 6

    S2:E6

    Hugh tries brewing his own beer, using a hop plant he's found growing atop a tree. Later, he employs Nigel, an expert in hedge laying, to tame the trees behind the cottage. In exchange for a few bales of hay, Hugh acts as the quarry in a bloodhound hunt. Finding that too exhausting, Hugh decides to hold a "bring-a-bale" party to shore up his supply of hay for the winter. He cooks a Moroccan tajine with lamb, and Ray the butcher prepares steaks from Hugh's steer, which they eat with fresh horseradish sauce. The series closes with Hugh's party, as he's joined everyone who has helped him over the past year.

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  14. River Cottage Season 2 Episode 7 - Return to River Cottage - Q&A with Hugh
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    #14 - Return to River Cottage - Q&A with Hugh

    S2:E7

    Q&A with Hugh

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  15. River Cottage Season 3 Episode 1 - Episode 1
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    #15 - Episode 1

    S3:E1

    Hugh cooks up a limpet pie and his neighbour Jo Forsey comes to check his sheep stock and declares that at least two are in lamb and that the birth is imminent.

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  16. River Cottage Season 3 Episode 2 - Episode 2
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    S3:E2

    After several days and sleepless nights, Hugh's first ewe finally gives birth to twins - the perfect Easter present.

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  17. River Cottage Season 3 Episode 3 - Episode 3
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    #17 - Episode 3

    S3:E3

    It's late May, the vet calls and it's bad news: Marge the cow is not as pregnant as Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall once thought, there'll be no more lambs and the first batch of eggs are all addled.

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  18. River Cottage Season 3 Episode 4 - Episode 4
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    #18 - Episode 4

    S3:E4

    Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall invites two local felt-making experts to turn his sheep's fleeces into a fashionable garment. He is asked to make the tea for a cricket match, and ends up having to play.

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  19. River Cottage Season 3 Episode 5 - Episode 5
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    #19 - Episode 5

    S3:E5

    Hugh's beginning to get the hang of his Dorset down-shifting experiment - or so he thinks. Under the hot summer sun, the animals at River Cottage are giving him considerable grief.

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  20. River Cottage Season 3 Episode 6 - Episode 6
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    #20 - Episode 6

    S3:E6

    It's high summer and with Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall's vegetable garden in fine shape he's decided to enter the Vegetable Challenge Cup at his local horticultural show.

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  21. River Cottage Season 3 Episode 7 - Episode 6
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    #21 - Episode 6

    S3:E7

    Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall finds that one of his old ewes has died. It's a sad day at River Cottage as later on he sends two of his pigs to the abattoir.

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  22. River Cottage Season 3 Episode 8 - Episode 8
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    #22 - Episode 8

    S3:E8

    Hugh Fearnley-Whittingstall's Dorset down-shifting experiment finally comes to an end. As winter draws in, he has one major money-earner up his sleeve.

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  23. River Cottage Season 3 Episode 9 - River Cottage Forever - Q&A with Hugh
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    #23 - River Cottage Forever - Q&A with Hugh

    S3:E9

    River Cottage Forever - Q&A with Hugh

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  24. River Cottage Season 4 Episode 1 - Getting Started
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    #24 - Getting Started

    S4:E1

    Hugh looks back on his early days at river cottage offering advice to other as to how to start their own adventures into small holding.

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  25. River Cottage Season 4 Episode 2 - A Garden of Delights
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    #25 - A Garden of Delights

    S4:E2

    From putting in his first organic veg beds, running the gauntlet of pests, to harvesting bumper crops from his polytunnel. He also offer tips on how to triumph at the local Horticultural show.

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Best Episodes Summary

"Episode 1" is the best rated episode of "River Cottage". It scored /10 based on 0 votes. Directed by Unknown and written by Unknown, it aired on 3/18/1999. This episode scored 0.0 points higher than the second highest rated, "Episode 2".