Pat and Carl are in a car chase when pat destroys the clutch and give the car a good old kicking (Basil Fawlty style) but pat makes up for it while the chase is on for a man who smashed a window with a frying pan.

Andy & Chris in Slough with the guy who appears much confused as to where to stop, and finally stops in a parking space in the local supermarket. Mark & Jim chase a Honda through Reading after it pretends to stop. When the driver finally decamps, among the numerous passengers in the car is a baby. What a muppet to drive like that with a kid in the car.

Pat & Carl in Kiddlington where this driver pretends he’s a branch of a boots. Andy & Chris in Chalvey. The chaps arrest a teenager who has attacked a pensioner and in danger of being pulled apart by local residents. Mark & Jim in an appearance in a spectacular chase through Taplow, Burnham and the Britwell.

Carl & Dave in Slough and the strange UDO (Unidentified Driving object) – much to the amusement of Carl. Chris & Andy in Slough chasing two odd bods: Carol Decker and Barry McGuigan look-alikes who you just know are going to turn up again, just like a bad smell

Andy & Chris in Reading again, chasing a stolen car and stop the pursuit in spectacular style.Mark & Jim, Berry Hill in Taplow, chasing idiots who ignore ROAD CLOSED signs. But the equipment fails to back them up so he gets away with it

Chris & Pats in Reading. The chaps play the hero and stop a woman from jumping off a bridge.Chris & Andy get lost in the maze of the Britwell Estate in Slough. When arriving at the incident, they are greeted with a woman with a mouth worse than a sewer and Derek & Tony are also called to assist and get stuck in on the arrest.