Samantha fears she's become 'one of the guys' and that she is not feminine enough to attract Mark. Meanwhile, Mom believes she'd get more opportunity and respect at work if she was one of the guys. Mom discovers her feminist roots after being constantly put down.

Adam feels pressured at school to join a gang. Rival gangs recruit Adam while he deals with an epidemic of gang violence at his school.

Amy decides to try out for cheerleading so the popular guy, Lance, will notice her. Amy has to confront her jealous streak when she tries out for cheer-leading.

Mom and Dad leave the kids alone to take care of Grandma. The kids are in a hurry to grow up and after they are left alone have to babysit grandma.

The school talent show rolls around and it is time for Kevin to prove he comes from talented lineage. But does he have a talent of his own? Kevin struggles to find his unique talent for the upcoming school talent show.

Dad gets visited by the ghosts of Christmas specials and learns the true meaning of Christmas. Dad learns the that family and being good to others are the reasons behind the holidays.

The family wins a lawsuit against a pigs feet company and learns what it's like to have sudden wealth. The family strikes it rich after a frivolous law suit and learns that money can't buy happiness.

In clever Roundhouse fashion, issues such as racism and cultural intolerance are addressed metaphorically - using a silly situation of intolerance to show us how really ridiculous and trite any kind of prejudice is. Brian struggles with his feelings for a girl whose belly button is an "innie" even though he is an "outie." The kids tackle racism, prejudices, and stereotypes when a first date leads to belly button related tensions.

Ned and Ray form a band to attract girls, and learn a hard lesson about the downsides of fame. Ned and Ray form a band and all goes well until Ned's ego gets inflated.

Reggie is insecure about his relationship with his girlfriend, Nancy. Reggie and Nancy explore the ups and downs of love.

Gerald joins the writing staff of the school newspaper to get out of gym class. In the process, he gets caught up in sensationalism and even stoops to reading his sister's diary to get a story. In order to get out of gym, Jerry writes a gossip column using his sister's diary for the school paper.

After winning an "Empty V" contest, Sheila is self conscious and afraid of appearing on national television.

Andy's penchant for practical jokes goes too far. Expert practical joker Andy is taught a lesson on how others are hurt by practical jokes.

A parody of The Wizard of Oz, in which a Tin Can Man, a Wicked Witch of the West Coast, and others go to meet the Wizard of Coz.

Madonna and a game show host act as Steve's conscience as he lies to all his friends. Steve learns a lesson after alienating all his friends with constant lying.