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The S Club fly to Miami where they find thry are working in a dump of a hotel.

Take Off

The S Club 7 find that their hotel in Florida is a dump, but their first performance is a huge success.

Howard's Hotel

Howard sells them blue Chevy but when they find out it's broken down, Jo and Bradley decide to borrow some parts form Howard's red Chevy to even the score.

The Blue Chevy

Pretending he's going on vacation, Howard runs to a shelter to avoid an approaching hurricane. As the band wows the audience, the hurricane whips Howard.

Wind Resistance

Jo keeps getting letters and packages from her boyfriend Robert who is back in England.  She tells one of the girls, that she wants to break up with him, but out of the blue, Robert is behind her. Meanwhile, the band prepares for a talent scout from a famous record company.

The Man from E.M.I.

While the Howard gets made over by the girls, to prepare for his date with a swimsuit model, Jon and the guys decide they want Howard's alligator to be free from his caged home.

Alligator

The band plays a volleyball game that Howard bets against them.  Jon hurts himself durning the game, and wins a heart of a girl who was incidently watching the game.

Volleyball

The sci-fi TV show Alien Hunter is being filmed at Howard's Hotel and they get the role of extras. When Tina lies down in a laundry van for a rest in her alien costume and the van drives away.

Alien Hunter

Howard loses the S Club to his cousin and the band has to live and work at his hotel down the road. Meanwhile, Rachel is missing her boyfriend like hell but Hannah thinks she's being stupid.

Missing

The gang has to convince an agent from The Department of Labor that they aren't foreign nationals.

Court in the Act

The S Club 7 gang goes back into time after being sucked into the Bermuda Triangle. At a disco party, they meet Elvis Presley, Cher and Madonna.

Bermuda Triangle

How Deep Is Your Love?

The band's contract with Howard is over, but where do they go from here?

Reprise

S Club 7 arrive in LA and almost as soon as they arrive, Hannah is desperate for the loo. They eventually find one but it will cost them $50 to use it. When they arrive in LA they realise they have no money so they try to find Paul's relations in Ridgeback Woods to borrow money off of them despite the villagers warnings.

Into the Unknown

S Club are looking for jobs. They get them in a camp for clever kids, and the S Club teach them how to have fun.

Clever Camp

Fresh from Miami, the S Club have finally reached L.A.  Their only option for accommodation is a cheap, dumpy motel where the boys have to sleep in the car because no more than four are allowed in a room.  In order to get some money, the S Club sell their Chevy for a cheaper used car.  The S Club browse around town again trying to find an agent and a place to live.

Hello Hollywood

In order to get around paying owed rent, Paul agrees to be Joani's boy-toy for a double date with her friend. Meanwhile, Hannah saves the life of a shallow movie star who barely appears in any of his movies.

Misguided

Paul is going out with Linda, an organized, intelligent girl who bosses Paul around and wants him to change his entire image.

Meanwhile, Rachel gets the band a gig at a surfing party. Hannah and Tina make two surfers believe that they are professional surfers.

The News

The band decide their agent is rubbish so Joni recomends them a good agent but he will only except them if Rachel takes his geeky son on a date to a prom.

The Prom

Rachel, Jo and Paul find a job as housesitters. Jon and Bradley are waiters. They decide to invite that gang to the house to have a party.

House Sitting

Paul decides to make a documentary. Tina is a workout teacher down at the beach and on her first day gets asked out by Ryan. When Jon's sunbathing spot is taken, Rachel angers the guy and he challenges Jon to arm-wrestling match. When Tina finds out it's Ryan, she tries to persuade him Ryan to call off the match

Mr. Muscle

The band members are looking for work. Bradley and Jo work at a burger place, Jon is a model, and Paul and Hannah play a game of chess to see who washes the dishes. When Jo got fired, she had to be dressed in a costume waving a sign like Bradley, and Rachel helped Paul win a game. These matters caused a serious rift between the band members, making them not talk to each other.

Fallout

Bradley gets obessed with a video game. The band consider trowing him out of the band.

Game Boy

Making Movies

The gang carelessly blow out the power in Joni's entire building, so to keep Joni from finding out, the band has to come up with $200. Rachel is a dog sitter, Hannah walks dogs, Bradley shifts from job ton job, and Jo and Jon are DJ's.

Working

Goodbye Hollywood

Looking over Hollywood, The S Club 7 gang, promises to themselves to return home, if they cannot find a new manager in 24 hours, and S Club 7 is no more.

The Last Chance

Feeling Down, The band gets their first paychecks in advance, and everyone, except Jo, who decides to save it, goes on a spending spree to make them feel better.

Dosh

When the band has no publicity, Dean hires someone to create lies for publicity.

Public Relations

Dean tells the band that they don't have a record deal, so he sends out demos to various record companies.  He also gets them a house in advance.  If they don't have a deal, S Club 7 is dead again.

Doing the Deal

When Hannah and Paul kiss for the first time, they try to keep it a secret from the other band members.

The Kiss

The gang finally have to shoot their first music video. While on break, a fan asks Bradley for his autograph.  Then fan then becomes obsessed with Bradley, and follows him everywhere.

The Fan

Hannah's visiting cousin basks in the band's success; Paul, Bradley, and Jon help Dean train in a marthon.

The Cousin

Dean hires a stylist who crafts laughable new identites for the band memembers.

The Stylist

When Dean gets fired, because he is too old, the gang risks everything to try and get him back.

Alone Again

S Club 7 open for big pop star Miguel Delgado but accidentally knock him out and perform for a period of time while trying to wake him up. When he finally wakes up, he doesn't know who he is, and the gang makes a break for it, not wanting to take the blame.

Supporting Parts

Right after the concert, The S Club 7 goes into hiding after thinking that Miguel Delgado fans are after them.

The Vanishing

The S Club 7 members have stage fright thinking about performing in front of over 10,000 people for their first big concert.

They incidentally have dreams about performing, but didn't.  When it's time for perform, they seem to get over their stage fright.

The Concert

The Return

S Club 7 are sent to Spain expecting to be mobbed by fans everywhere they go but when nobody takes any notice of them, the band start feeling depressed. Bradley decides to become an artist and leave the band!

The Fame In Spain

Hannah and Rachel realise there is something going on with Maria and with a bit of detective work find out that she has taken up some more jobs as she is not getting paid that much as the band's housekeeper. Therefore s club think of a plan to get her paid more!

A Problem Called Maria

Brad becomes all romantic and falls for a branbox. The only problem is, he's not much of a poet so he recruits Jon to write some slushy poems and letters on his behalf!   Jon gets really into his new role and keeps sending the letters even when Brads relationship has fizzled out!   Meanwhile, the rest of the band are having the opposite problem. Their suffering from writer block.

Jon De Bergerac

Hannah gets a huge shock when Paul confesses he wants to leave the band. Not only that but he wants Hannah to help him break the bad news to the rest of the band!  The band totally freak at Paul's announcement and try to persuade him to stay but his mind's made up.

The Hardest Word Is Goodbye

The band may have a shorter name and a smaller line-up but all 6 of  them are missing Paul like crazy.   The Club are really down in the dumps till they decide to take over Paul's local nightspot, Club Catalan!   And that's when the guys discover that Paul has one more trick up his sleave for them....

Absent Friends

The band are super busy decorating the club, but Rachel and Tina can't decide which color to paint the walls-and they've already been through 83 tester pots!   Meanwhile, Jon and Bradley do battle in a bid to create the tastiest cocktail and nab the coveted Crown of Cocktail King!Shake-tastic!

Shake Down

Lyall is et on getting S Club's latest demo played by cult radio personality El Porco. But the greedy DJ is only interested in one thing-stuffing his face at Lyall's expense! To make matters worse, S Club are having a run of awful luck with Tina losing her lucky ring, Maria breaking her ankle, and El Porco ending up in hospital after one of the band's gigs! Have the guys blown their big chance?

Superstition

Jon surprises the band by announcing he's Spanish, after discovering the existence of his long-lost relative and national hero, Don Edouardo Crespo de la Mancha Lee. And he's not doing things by halves, Jon embraces the Spanish lifestyle by inisting on eating late, kipping through the afternoon, and going out to party at 2 in the morning.   And that's not all the band have to put up with, they've got to cheer up a broken hearted Maria.

Spanish Jon

Lyall turns into a hopeless case who spends his days gazing at a local waitress and Jo becomes more then just friends with a way gorgeous local footballer.   Since he's up for transfer to a UK club, Jo offers to help him with his English. So far so good-until his tranfer comes through and Jo discovers that she doesn't want him to go......

The Rain In Spain (The Lurve Episode)

The future of the club is threatened when they find out they have mice-just before the food inspector turns up! That's not the end of their problems, cause when he finds out that the band are planning a gig at the club, he tells them they don't have the right licence to play live. In fact if they perform, it will be illegal. In desperation, Rachel takes him out on date to try and win  him round. Will she pull it off?

Of Mice And Music

Uh-oh! Having hit the road to showcase their new tracks, the band get seriously lost in the middle of nowhere. And we mean nowhere! So it's not good news when the tour bus is pinched and the 6 are left to survive on their wits and the contents of Tina's handbag. Jon and Jo undergo a major tranformation to become Tarzan and Jane whiel the rest of the gang figure out how to fight off wild animals!

Survival

With just 24 minutes until S Club hit the stage for an open-air concert Rach realises she's comitted a terrible crime. She forgotten Tina's birthday! That means a mad dash to try and find a pressie, whiel Hannah is searching for something quite different-a ladies' toilet that isn't out of order.   Warning: This episode may sound like fun and games, but the finale of this episode is an absolute must-see!

24 Minutes Till Doomsday

With all the band feeling pretty homesick, their happy to make a run for it to escape Tina's ex-boyfriend. After a chase the six reach the Barcelona docks and jump on a ship leaving for England. But as the set about congratulating themselves at their escape, they realize the boat is headed for Egypt not England.

Let's Get Out of Here

Be sure to catch this brilliant comedy show starring the brilliant pop group S Club, one of the most successful pop groups around. The show is all about the normal and ab-normal goings on with talented group of friends trying to be famous.

The Best Seasons of S Club 7

The Best Seasons of S Club 7

Season 1

Season 2

Season 3

Season 4